r/mildlyinfuriating • u/marcus_dobre_lover • 18h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Mom bought 150 lemons.

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She randomly comes back with a butt load of food items once in a while

Any lemon recipe suggestions

\she’s 44, for people asking her age\.

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u/ImpostersAreUs 17h ago

Cave Johnson here!

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u/Ciubowski 16h ago

Chariots

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u/The_Gift_of_Men 15h ago

Chariotschariotschariots-

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u/druex 12h ago

We're done here.

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u/tenebrigakdo 12h ago

I'd go with Bloody Stupid Johnson, but possibly this isn't architecture enough.

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u/The_Gypsy_Smyth 9h ago

When did that ever stop B. S. Johnson?? A pipe organ is not, technically, architecture.

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u/tenebrigakdo 6h ago

It is still more architecture-adjacent compared to lemon grenades. Similarly, a bathroom is not technically architecture.

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u/The_Gypsy_Smyth 6h ago

You may be right about the lemon grenades. However, I will argue heavily about the bathroom statement. There are Greek and roman baths, The hammam, the Victorian Turkish bath, and likely so many other examples across culture and time. And this does not even begin to touch on ones which I have seen, and had to draw floor plans for. Admittedly, lots of modern architecture is bland and very copy paste in appearance, but it is still technically architecture (even if it is a crime against aesthetics).

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u/tenebrigakdo 3h ago

I think it was more a water installation project in that case than an architectural one. However you make a good point about the baths.

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u/LoveRBS 11h ago

I'm holding a memo from the President, and it turns out that soylent green is... let's see here... doubling in price. Now listen up: I don't care how good people tastes. This stuff's costing me more than lobster, so we're going back to fishsticks.

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 50m ago

It is hilarious that all I had to do was Crtl+F for cave and I found you. I knew you would be here.