r/modmailfail • u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight • 7d ago

Angry user gets answering machine, gets exponentially angrier as the days go by

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So many possible flairs from this one:

"the modern day online SS"

"a cartel of delusional lowlifes"

"you aren't even human anymore"

"a mod on a dying platform"

etc etc...

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u/maiyannah I COMMENTED ON A POST ON REDDIT THAT IM LOGGED INTO. 7d ago

Should have linked them to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7xn5zeJ4D4

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u/PeoplesRagnar Never beating the allegations 7d ago

I used to cold call surveys to corporations and that fucking music is burned into my brain.

But, not that good quality, it was always terrible quality through copper cables that were put into buildings in the 1970's.

Poorly.

Also, hysterical way of handling appeals.

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u/maiyannah I COMMENTED ON A POST ON REDDIT THAT IM LOGGED INTO. 7d ago

Your call is important to us, please hold.

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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 7d ago

I'm not sure if it qualifies as muzak, it's strangely soothing tho, and they could surely have used some soothing.

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u/maiyannah I COMMENTED ON A POST ON REDDIT THAT IM LOGGED INTO. 7d ago

That's the default hold music on CISCO telephone systems 😂

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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 7d ago

Ohhh lol

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 7d ago

You can put Rick’s number in there. :)

Also. Send me the text. I’m gonna use this.

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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 I still have my keys... 7d ago

(248)434-5508 in the USA 😉

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u/emily_in_boots 5d ago

Should really add this.

"All moderators are busy right now. If you need immediate assistance, please contact us at ..."

And of course, Rick's number.

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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 7d ago

Yes Miss.

🎵 🎶 elevator muzak 🎶🎵

Hello and thank you for contacting the XXXXXX hotline, your call is very important to us!

Please choose the appropriate option so we can have one of our helpers get back to you:

Press 1 - for Custom Flairs

Press 2 - for Ban Appeals

Press 3 - for Rules Troubleshooting

Press 4 - for Technical Support

Press 5 - for Moderator Complaints

Press 6 - for Other Issues

Make your choice

🎵 🎶 elevator muzak gets louder 🎶🎵

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u/MaximumJones Listen, I also mod a sub so... 7d ago

LMFAO! This is priceless!

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u/IM_NOT_BALD_YET sobbing whoursemelt 7d ago

The flair possibilities! Your current flair is killing me, though. Lol.

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u/AquaphobicTurtle 7d ago

It's a crime that the last slide doesn't have "face the music" as "face the muzak" 😂😂

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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 7d ago

Lol, I like the way you think.