Translation: "I ordered a sirloin steak. Not only was it mediocre, but they only served half of it, telling me the other half would be served later using a 'new cooking method' 🙂. Meanwhile, the plating is meticulously crafted 🙂. They literally put way more effort into the ketchup art and the decorative broccoli on the side than the actual steak. How could I not be mad? 🙂"

Bro really thinks game development is just a service industry like ordering food, and devs exist to serve the players wholeheartedly 💀