r/motorcycles Transalp 750 2d ago

I sh*t myself so hard…

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u/kys90000 2d ago

Uhhh gravel? Oil slick? Sand?

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u/iCarloosTV Transalp 750 2d ago

Probably dirt or gravel, but the road didn't appear to be dirty.

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u/speeddragon 2d ago

It can be tree leaves as well.

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u/Majestic_Puppo Svartpilen 801 2d ago

Clibbins!

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u/WetFinsFine '25 STRS & I adore cat pics 🐈 1d ago

CALL BARB

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u/brickson98 2019 Yamaha MT-07 | U.S.A. 1d ago

GOBBLES

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u/ofthehouses92 1d ago

SPEAK UP LIBERUL

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u/latortillablanca muh enjin has CHARACTER 1d ago

Why does everything hate you when yer on a bike, man.

Tar snakes? Tiny patch of oil? Un petite caillou? No—it was a line of ants who had just walked through a couple puddles of baby shampoo.

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u/Plane_Argument 1d ago

FALLEN LEAVES ON THE GROUND!

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u/JulioElGuapo 01 Ninja 250 1d ago

I see those leaves too, my first thought

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u/czaszi 1d ago

You were riding against the Sun that can massively limit visibility.

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u/Zealousideal-Ruin691 1d ago

Could be any number of things. Those you listed plus water puddle from an irrigation system, fresh tar to patch a spot on the road on a hot day. And all the other things listed below. We will never know!

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u/not-hardly United States 1d ago

No, he said he shit himself. It's right in the title..

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u/ironcannibal13 2025 Triumph Rocket 3 GT 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4Mfzt937wSvV6

At least you had your brown pants on!

Nice save!

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u/Cartmansfartcloud 2d ago

What happened?

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u/iCarloosTV Transalp 750 2d ago

the back wheel skidded, and dunno why

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u/TheFlyingBoxcar 2008 Kawasaki Vulcan 900 Custom 2d ago

Back wheel skidded

Pants got shidded

Luckily you stayed off your lidded

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u/latortillablanca muh enjin has CHARACTER 1d ago

Thank god he’s well equidded

After he over commidded

An none of these other cucks appearin as nitwidded

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u/Cartmansfartcloud 2d ago

Damn, thought you hit something on the rear wheel that wasn’t visible…

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u/Naive-Direction1351 2d ago

Have this happen to me 2 mins into my ride. Took it as a sign to just go home

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u/sandybuttcheekss XSR700 1d ago

Cold tire maybe?

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u/Naive-Direction1351 1d ago

Probably and some new pavement but didnt have a good feeling after that happened and didnt tempt fate

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u/bustopher_rvs 1d ago

I think ppl underestimate the dangers of a cold tire

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u/Nearby_Translator_55 2014 Honda CB1100 1d ago

CLIBBINS?

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u/DadEngineerLegend 1d ago edited 1d ago

Maaate, this is a lesson. Fundamentally, what got you there was over confidence and complacency. Sneaks up on all of us.

Study this video closely, watch it repeatedly, and learn the lessons to be learnt.

You were trying for way too much lean angle and corner speed/force, and plus adding power on too much too soon asked for more friction than there was and your rear tyre let go - remember your friction circle. If you don't know what the friction circle is, it is it's time for you to do some research and learning. Lots of good YouTube videos on it.

And defensive riding means predicting potential hazards anf issues.

Look at all those leaves and crap dropped off the tree close by on your right side. They leach slippery crap all over the road, which hangs around even after the leaves are swept out of the way.

It was also closely followed by a painted crossing - which are always slippery AF.

Also, intersections are always hazardous because small pebbles and debris from car crashes tends to build up and make a nice bit of marbles, particularly between and outside the tyre tracks from all the 4 wheeled vehicles taking roughly the same line.line at low speed.

Even with hot race tyres you'd have trouble with that corner doing what you did - because friction is about 2 surfaces interacting.

If the road surface is shit, doesn't matter how fancy your rubber is, it will still have a poor coefficient of friction and if you don't take it easy you're likely to slide out.

Edit : when I say way too much lean angle, I mean too much on the road. On the road to stay safe you always need a crap tonne of reserve capability from your bike so you can do an emergency manouveur when needed.

On a clean race track you don't, so this would have been fine.

Edit 2: Also check your riding position. You want to have a good grip on the tank with your legs. Looks like you might be sitting back a bit.

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u/SoloSquirrel 1d ago

This. And what are those sneaker going to do if you did lose it completely and had the whole bike on an ankle?

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u/cdoublejj 1d ago

save for later

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u/RheimsNZ Yamaha Stryker baby :D 13h ago

Completely agree

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u/TheAngriestSheep 2d ago

What kinda tires? Was it cold?

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u/iCarloosTV Transalp 750 2d ago

Michelin Anakee Adventure, I don't think they were cold, I'd been riding for about 40 minutes

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u/MrSkrifle 1d ago

Can you upload the video on YouTube to get a better look? Reddit compression too much to sleuth it

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u/kneebeards 2d ago

Leaves
Looks like autumn. Everything is brown and yellow, unless its a trick of lighting.
That corner looks like its full of leaves.

Edit:
Also maybe throttle in the lean.
Hard to tell from the sound if rpm went up as the tire broke loose and starts to spin freely, or whisky'd it after the slip.

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u/iCarloosTV Transalp 750 2d ago

Summer in Spain, could be leaves, but I don’t think so. Probably was the thrortle + leaning

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u/Dazvsemir '96 CB400SF '24 CRF1100L 1d ago

I think the orange flicker on the left side of your screen is the TC light showing you the bike just kept your ass upright.

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u/iCarloosTV Transalp 750 1d ago

I usually drive with the TC off, so I don’t think so haha

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u/Ready-Delay3918 2d ago

Yeah it looks like you were leaning the bike and not your body. Lean your body more don't be afraid of it.

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u/iCarloosTV Transalp 750 1d ago

I use to lean my body, but not on city streets haha

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u/Minimum-Jacket6180 1d ago

You gave it throttle

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u/Competitive_Stable66 1d ago

This plus the painted lines I think. Glad you made it out fine. Bike sounds mean tho I dig it.

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u/Fearless-Poet-4669 17h ago

Correct. Goosing the throttle at lean will loosen up the back end.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3diAgajUJUJJPuLe

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u/TequilaTits420 1d ago

The little self-talk-in-the-mirror moment. I see you.
Mirror you: "You good"
You: "Jesus fucking christ"
Mirror you: "You're good."
We've all been there.

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u/iCarloosTV Transalp 750 1d ago

HAHAHA yhea that was me

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u/jdr767 2017 Suzuki Boulevard M109R/B.O.S.S. 2d ago

What a shock when that happens! Had a tank slapper randomly on HW 30 in Dallas doing 70, had to hose my pants and bike off when I got home. I don't remember seeing or hitting anything obvious but a slap on each side of the tank and prayed to all the gods thankful that was I stayed upright.

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u/hardly_working123 2d ago

Accelerating while adding lean... been there done that haha

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u/MrSkrifle 1d ago

Does not sound like he increased throttle at all, besides when the tire was spinning

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u/hardly_working123 1d ago

Yeah I mean say it to all the other people that agreed with me 😜

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u/VegetableShops 1d ago

New rider here, were they accelerating? Looks like they were just maintaining the throttle

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u/Medium-Presence-8008 1d ago

Many year rider. Sounds like the rear just broke loose, but I didn't hear any increased engine loading immediately prior to loss of traction.
I would put it down to the tread pattern and surface conditions - that said, the front was planted.

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u/hardly_working123 1d ago

Yes they were. Slight addition is hard to detect on video but definitely apparent while riding

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u/MrSkrifle 1d ago

Nahh, I can't hear any acceleration outside of when the tire lost traction. I'm guessing it was caused by road debris/oil/leaves/etc

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u/hardly_working123 1d ago

If it was road/oil whatever the front tyre would slip before the rear slipped

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u/Medium-Presence-8008 1d ago

Not necessarily. apex-onward is always going to be rear-loaded.

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u/Outside-Drag-3031 1d ago

I feel like the way that situation would make sense is exactly what we see in the video: lean being added after the front passes the low traction zone and while the rear is in it. Right?

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u/Butter1998 2d ago

This is the right answer

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u/PretzelsThirst Guzzi V7 Stone 1d ago

This is how I broke my ankle in march, stupid mistake but wont make that one again.

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u/oldfrancis 1d ago

Take the win.

Take the lessons.

Good recovery.

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u/Lckyby51789 1d ago

Keeping on after that is crazzzzy, i'd absolutely have had to pull over to get my shit together real quick. Nice reaction and save OP!

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u/iCarloosTV Transalp 750 1d ago

Thanks!

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u/leezardmik 1d ago edited 1d ago

I went for a ride yesterday and had to make a u-turn on a narrow 2 lane country road with no shoulder on either side. I misjudged how much room I had and ended up offroading my 2012 fat boy lo into the ditch and back out onto the road. By the time I got back onto the road someone had shit my pants.

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u/Any_Aardvark_3270 2d ago

tenere?

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u/E-Step MT-09 2d ago

Transalp

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u/KFPindustries 2d ago

How do you like your transalp . I just got an NX500

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u/ItzMichaelHD Hornet 600f 2d ago

Nx500 is incredible. I have never sat on a more ergonomically perfect motorbike. It’s absolutely perfect. The engine is also robust as hell and it has unbelievably good fuel usage and range. You made a great purchase and you’ll get heaps of use out of that workhorse. It’s also very peppy compared to the likes of the nc750x and can be flicked around more. It’s like the perfect in between of the transalp and the nc750x.

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u/require_borgor 2d ago

Yeah, not perfect if you're 6'2". Love mine but it's cramped after an hour

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u/ItzMichaelHD Hornet 600f 2d ago

Strange, I’m 6ft 3 haha. I found it perfect. I do have quite a long back though and reasonably long legs. I found it considerably more comfy than the nc750x over an hour or two.

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u/Dazvsemir '96 CB400SF '24 CRF1100L 1d ago

I'm the same height as you, I had an NC700S and found it pretty comfy. I always thought the NX was a smaller sized bike but I guess not?

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u/ItzMichaelHD Hornet 600f 1d ago

I genuinely have no idea. I’m getting a bunch of people shorter than me telling me it’s cramped for them, it must just be a case by case basis. I have sat on an nc700s and found it nice to be fair. The back position wasn’t quite as good though in my experience

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u/SlowSundae 1d ago

I’m 5’11” and even mine feels cramped

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u/ItzMichaelHD Hornet 600f 1d ago

Now I’m super confused because I found the nx fantastic. Maybe it just fits my body shape idk.

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u/KFPindustries 2d ago

I’m 5’9” and 160lbs so most bikes kinda are sprung and made for someone my size

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u/ItzMichaelHD Hornet 600f 2d ago

Yea that’s fair enough, i find a lot of bikes are simply too small for me. I will happily get on anything though just for fun.

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u/kys90000 2d ago

I really hate how it looks compared to the outgoing 500x honestly. Really needs a front beak.

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u/markommarko 1d ago

I think I'm the only one that likes the new look better. I have NX500 2024 and it's magnificent

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u/Dazvsemir '96 CB400SF '24 CRF1100L 1d ago edited 1d ago

I've seen it in red and in black and it looks so good. I usually think its a transalp if I see one from the side. The front definitely looks nicer than the transalp. In the new model year they released it in pearl white with teal and pink stripes, I hope I get to see one up close one of these days. Plus it comes with e-clutch now.

Ugh. I want all of them. I want all the Hondas. Especially if they come in pearl white.

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u/ItzMichaelHD Hornet 600f 2d ago

Yeah I am not so sure. I don’t mind either but I think I did prefer the more aggressive look of the older gen cb500x. The nx500 is more comfortable for me than the cb500x though. I have ridden a cb500x quite a lot in the past and it was a blast.

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u/KFPindustries 2d ago

Cool thx

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u/TheFriendOfCats 2025 Triumph Speed Twin 1200 2d ago

Butt pucker left teeth marks on the seat.

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u/Secure_Secretary_882 94 CB1000/99 DR200SE/98 CB750/GROM 1d ago

GOT DEAM CLIBBINS!!!?! RIED SAFE HOSSE BORTHER!!!!!?!

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u/Devchonachko 1d ago

upvote for borther, borther

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u/SnowDrifter_ 1d ago

You shat myself too. That's a pucker and a half

Glad you stayed up!

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u/not_like_this_ 1d ago

Looks like brown pants, so all good?

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u/Exact-Job7603 1d ago

I've experienced that, not quite as bad, on hot days when the tar snakes soften up and get greasy.

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u/Mac_Hooligan 98 Mauradar VZ800 1d ago

Time to go home and get some new pants huh? 😅🤣🤣🤣

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u/MasSunarto QianJiang & Benelli 1d ago

Brother, please don't forget to wipe. Thanks.

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u/Shepherd_6061 Honda CB600F PC34 1d ago

What exact tires you have on?

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u/iCarloosTV Transalp 750 1d ago

Michelin Anakee Adventure

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u/DavidFS23 1d ago

Vi tu video en IG. También tengo una Transalp, y también me ha pasado eso con esos mismos neumáticos.
No se pero los Anakee Adventure, el delantero, no me inspira confianza... el trasero no me ha dado ningún problema, pero el delantero ya ha dado un par de sustos.
He pasado al Anakee Road, porque practicamente no salgo del asfalto... pero veremos. De momento MUY contento.
--

I saw your video on IG. I also have a Transalp, and I’ve had the same thing happen with those exact same tires.

I don’t know, but the Anakee Adventure front tire just doesn’t inspire confidence in me... The rear hasn’t given me any problems, but the front has already given me a couple of scares.

I switched to the Anakee Road because I practically never leave the pavement... but we’ll see. So far, I’m VERY happy with them.

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u/J1mj0hns0n 1d ago

Sounds lovely, what is it your riding?

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u/iCarloosTV Transalp 750 1d ago

Transalp 750 2025, stock exhaust

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u/Civil-Ad-5959 2017 Kawasaki Versys X300 1d ago

Españita?

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u/Wonderful_Sample_590 2d ago

Loos like you leaned over too far, which is why your tire started to skid.

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u/iCarloosTV Transalp 750 2d ago

Could be, but it doesn’t look like a “hard lean”

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u/ImaSneeeek 2d ago

Looking at it, looks like you never fully weighted the tires into the corner as you were only just tipping into it from a turn in the other direction.

Likely your suspension wasn't fully compressed with less weight on the back tire letting it slip easier.

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u/BONESFULLOFGREENDUST 1d ago

Can you dumb down this comment for a noob?

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u/RikiWardOG 1d ago

Either come off gas or hit the brakes to move weight forward onto the front tire. Changes rake angle and give better contact etc. Basically physics reasons whenever you're going into a turn you want to load your front suspension

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u/2garinz 1d ago

Just means from the POV of the tires the bike was lighter then required because part of the bike's weight was still going into compressing the springs in the suspension instead of pressing the tires intro the road.

So roughly speaking, less weight on the tire = less grip available.

The video compression is horrendous, but if the road surface was clean-ish, a more gentle lean most likely would've prevented the slide.

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u/ImaSneeeek 1d ago

Yup so tldr you know when you go over a small bridge and feel your weight come off the bike? That weight that is lifted removes pressure holding the tires firmly to the ground.

If tires have less weight pushing them down, they have less grip. When you transition from leaning left to leaning right your weight goes over the center of the bike.

This transition has the same (but lesser) effect as going over that bridge and removes pressure from the tires until you are fully back into the lean.

If you accelerate before your weight is fully on the rear wheel it can easily slip.

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u/Double-Efficiency538 2d ago

Was it the painted lines? Cause that’ll do it.

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u/iCarloosTV Transalp 750 2d ago

I slip before geting over the lines

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u/actualsize123 1983 r100, 2024 Transalp 2d ago

Naw it’s supposed to do that

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u/Mickleblade 2d ago

Made my pucker twitch watching it!

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u/Responsible_Read_542 1d ago

At least your pants are already brown lol

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u/iCarloosTV Transalp 750 1d ago

Absolutely true lol

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u/templeofsyrinx1 1d ago

did you turtle headed????

nice save

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u/HighMoon91 1d ago

Careful with the adventure wheels

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u/RamesesThe2nd Scrambler 1d ago

Can confirm. Shitting yourself often ends up stabilizing those dangerous situations.

If your tires are really old, the rubber may have hardened to the point where it can’t provide real grip, even if it still looks fine at a glance.

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u/AVLLaw 1d ago

clibbins

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u/WolfBlood322 1d ago

i bet it looked badass tho

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u/Belhy 2021 Honda CMX1100 1d ago

I had one of those a couple of months ago, but it was over some ink on a crosswalk coming out of a hard turn. I usually do it on purpose, but this time the back wheel skidded a bit more than expected.

Had to stop for a diaper change shortly after. 😅

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u/hoppla1232 2013 CB500X 1d ago

How tf did you even save that, jesus...

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u/RikiWardOG 1d ago

I imagine TC

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u/pasgames_ Kawasaki versys 650 1d ago

Is there a situation where you shit yourself softly?

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u/BegsTheQuestions 1d ago

Had it happened to me once

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u/redback56 1d ago

The look down at the crutch area to see if the sh×t was coming out.....hahaha

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u/intravenous_static 1d ago

what is this god-awful post processing

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u/iCarloosTV Transalp 750 1d ago

Reddit fucks up the quality with so much compression…

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u/Der-Lex 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1qk249clVZfg2HOgci
FALLEN LEAVES! FALLEN LEAVES! FALLEN LEAVES ON THE GROUND!

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u/Quiet_Syllabub_4264 1d ago

Glad you're wearing brown pants today huh

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u/Platoon01979 1d ago

Good save 👌

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u/Dry-Site-8764 1d ago

It happens bro and actually the way you reacted was perfect by not reacting at all just staying on the throttle and that ride itself out whether you knew about it or not

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u/latortillablanca muh enjin has CHARACTER 1d ago

The quick check down to see if it was a liquid shit or a turd

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u/Retrogroucho 1d ago

Did both your feet leave the pegs?? Bad form. Good luck that might not be your last pucker!

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u/ArgonWyzwolony 1d ago

I'd say shitting yourself in this scenario is fully justified.

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u/Fruginni 1d ago

Holy shit what a save man. Especially the smooth inputs during and after.

Id be glad i was wearing brown pants too

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u/gandhishrugged 1d ago

Ride like a jackass, expect more

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u/DudeImSoRad 1d ago

That'll wake you up. Glad you saved it.

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u/Beginning_Corner930 1d ago

Did this on my bike except it was from me gassing it after coming off a muddy dirt road trying to show off for my cousin. Thankfully I had traction control or I would have went down for sure. Can confirm its not fun.

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u/1crazypj 1d ago

That's the kind of thing that happens when you have 'lines of shadow' across the road hiding something.

I think it's probably happened to everyone who rides to work and back at some time?

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u/Med_stromtrooper 2015 V-Strom 650 XT 22h ago edited 21h ago

Had this happen on two different bikes at two different right-hand turns, one from a stop at an intersection and the other an on-ramp. The cruiser did a flat-tracker slide at a stopped right at the intersection. By some smiling gods I saved it, then stopped on a side street and spent a few mins shaking. I'd been riding a year by then. ADV bike stepped out at an on-ramp, so I pulled in the clutch and chopped throttle, it straightened right up. Clutch out, add power, merge normal, nonplussed all the way.

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u/Roverjosh 21h ago

First time I rode my bike in Italy was in Monte di Procida near Naples. They use a lot of marble remnants in their asphalt, so when it’s dusty or wet (or god forbid both) it’s like riding on ice.
I was not prepared for that… thank goodness my R1100S had ABS. Needless to say, I needed to check my pants after my first round-a-bout….

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u/prezmc BMW R1300 GS, Livewire Delmar 19h ago

oh i've had that feeling. insta pucker. glad you stayed up!

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u/j2142b00 06 zx-14 6h ago

How long did it take to pry the seat out of your ass crack?

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u/Sea_Split8730 1d ago edited 1d ago

You can add lean, you can add throttle, but never both. You put force on the tire in 2 different directions at the same time, and thats the result

The idea is traction budget.

A tire can only generate so much total force before it starts to slide. If you're already asking the tire for a lot of cornering force, there is less traction available for acceleration. So if you're leaned over heavily and suddenly give a lot of throttle, you're asking the rear tire to do both jobs simultaneously. It can exceed its available grip and spin. What is dangerous is demanding more acceleration than the remaining traction budget permits.

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u/hobbicon 🅰️prilia Tuareg 660 | Yamaha XMAX 300 1d ago

How do you drive through a round about then

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u/Sea_Split8730 1d ago

You can just let off the throttle and coast through it while leaning over as much as you want, or you can lean over, hold the lean angle to make sure you dont increase it, and only then accelerate as you wish... the answer to your question is 'Slowly and carefully', people who highside like that always do it on 100+hp bikes in low gear, add a little dust or sand and its a done deal

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u/bearishparrot CRF300L 1d ago

When you're leaning into a turn the idea is that you already have your throttle in a position you're going to hold throughout the turn, or you could be slightly decelerating through trail braking. Once you reach the apex and want to remove lean angle, you can accelerate which stands the bike up, essentially shifting your traction budget from lean -> acceleration. I'm no pro but this is how I understand it.

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u/tinman1983 1d ago

Mmmm. Nope.

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u/mistergrumbles 1d ago

Looks like too much lean for that turn.

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u/SpaceMonkeyEngineer 1d ago edited 1d ago

It looked like you were both adding throttle while increasing turn pressure with a somewhat torquey engine. Just enough to break the rear end loose. I've had more than one of these myself.

At my old job there was a turn in the road on the property between the main roadway and the parking lot that had slightly lower friction than the roadway. More than one car understeered off the road on this turn. More than once I had a slight skid on it as well. Sometimes the front wheel only, sometimes, both, sometimes just the rear.