What he's listening to at night vs. what she's listening to at night.

I have developed a comprehensive plan to isolate every awkward college boy in the country and redirect their collective discomfort into a state-funded music initiative. Phase one begins with the ditch, from there on forth we will throw instruments in each week to keep them busy then inevitably force them to listen to the entire discography of Ax and the Hatchetmen several times each week in order to produce tracks worthy of my hungry ears. thank you for coming to my Ted Talk./j

no i'm not

The worst case of Demo-itis