r/nextfuckinglevel • u/room0001 • 17h ago

How durians are harvested.

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u/Kris_Indicud 16h ago

…BOY YOU WON’t BELIEVE THIS….

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u/Prestigious_Shift245 16h ago

No fucking way, does it actually!?

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u/git0ffmylawnm8 15h ago

A fruit high in fibers and possibly fermentable sugars is most likely going to result in at least a gassy day. Probably gonna give you a cleansing too

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u/eifiontherelic 13h ago edited 10h ago

As someone who loves durian, the real foul stench isn't the fruit. The fruit genuinely doesn't stink for me. It's a strong, potent smell that sticks, for sure, but "stink" isn't the word I'd use for it.

That being said, the foul, unholy stench that this fruit inflicts on you is a whole other story. For a few days after consuming this majestic unit of a fruit, every pore and orifice your body has will release aromas so wretched you'd think it's the fruit's revenge for cutting it open. Your piss becomes the concentrated essence of fermented gym socks. Farts and burps are the burnt incense of neglected septic tanks. And every time you sit on the toilet, you can only wish so hard that your ass cheeks were fat enough to seal the 7th layer of hell you're about to unleash as you hold your breath in vain.

Final thoughts: 10/10 will eat whenever I can.

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u/shupadupah 3h ago

Found the durian lobbyist

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u/dice1111 16h ago

If you digestive track isn't used to it...

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u/mmikke 11h ago

Tract* Unless ofc your digestive system isn't used to it, then it becomes a race track for diarrhea 

(I really only did the correction so I could make the super lame race track joke)