I just love AFC North football, it has nothing to do with there being more teams on the East Coast than West Coast. No.

No joke answers please

Does your penis count for in bounds?

For example let's say your pants fell down and you caught the ball with one foot and your boner in bounds. Will that count?

Sharing this story because I find it so funny and it’s a memory I have that cracks me up to this day.

Disclaimer: I went to high school with one of the wide receivers on the Cleveland Browns - I will not say which one, what year he graduated high school, if he’s active for preseason or on the main roster, etc. and am leaving that up for imagination.

In high school, me and said player were taking the ACT on the same day and our last names are right next to each other so we were seated at the same desk pairing. He and I had conversations before the exam and after the exam, even during our exam breaks since there were no familiar faces there. During the exam, he would bump into me by accident and then apologize (not the cheating attempt) and his eyes would wander over to my scantron after, he’d “stretch” and visibly be looking at my test booklet/scantron during the stretching, and at some points, I’d catch him just openly looking at it.

As you may know if you took the ACT, this is not an exam you can simply cheat on because each booklet is randomized with questions by participants and no two booklets are the same. At the same time, I was taking it with a concussion with short term memory loss, so he wouldn’t have gotten a lot of things right anyways (so who’s REALLY the one with CTE here… he or him?)

If he sees this (he probably won’t), I hope you scored better than a 22 on that ACT (that’s what my concussion score was lol).