"*ppssstt* Hey you. Come here. (looks left, looks right) You looking for something fun? Maybe a little something stronger than Nip Nip Bud? Have I got just the thing for you.

It's something new I found in an abandoned system on a dissonant planet, grown by some hippie geks. I guarantee you'll be seeing scrap heap robots appear out of nowhere. First taste is on the house. Just come back with your friends later when your head comes back together." 😉