r/oddlyspecific 2d ago

I’ve failed

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u/averagebrainhaver88 2d ago

Humans are not dry. We're sacks of bones and muscle, sacks made of oily skin, that occasionally covers itself in water to cool itself.

We would be disgusting to ourselves if we weren't humans. If we were some abstract aliens, we'd look at humans sweating and eating and breathing and touching everything the same way we look at a fly vomit and then "clean" it's face with that vomit.

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u/Teaching_Rare 2d ago

We are a skeleton piloting a meat mech.

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u/AXEMANaustin 2d ago

That sounds fucking awesome actually.

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u/cradleu 1d ago

We’re a wrinkly pink mass piloting a skeleton mech with meat armor

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u/SnooMaps7370 1d ago

*a biological computer piloting a meat and bone mech.

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u/The_Dimmadome 18h ago

That assumes the aliens don't do similar shit