r/offbeat 7h ago

Thai prostitution warning as 5,000 US sailors arrive in town after 200 days at sea

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/uss-abraham-lincoln-pattaya-prostitution-thailand-b3042016.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark
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u/CozumotaBueno 6h ago

Disgusting  They should be docking in Florida or Texas to support American whores. This is just another example of claiming to be America first, but actually outsourcing cheaper foreign labor. There are plenty of out of work whores here in the USA. Our tax dollars should be spent here.

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u/Bilbodraggindeeznuts 6h ago

Toothless Patty up the street appreciates you.

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u/Dayshiftstripper 6h ago

Desiree working the day shift 3 months pregnant on stage appreciates you.

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u/nimbycile 2h ago

Lot Lizard Liz supports seamen

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u/cincy15 6h ago

Spreading democracy…. 😫

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u/analogpursuits 4h ago

That's not all that is spreading

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u/BigMax 5h ago

We need a new campaign. "Stop sending our money abroad, legalize prostitution!!!"

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u/bazbloom 2h ago

"Send it to our broads!"

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u/TheGruenTransfer 5h ago

I wouldn't be surprised if the D.o.D. soon starts drafting women into whore service... young women

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u/oreo-cat- 5h ago

The Women's Emergency National Corps, Hospitality & Entertainment Section?

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u/PathlessDemon 4h ago

Wizard, please. Plenty of ways to get WENCHES and MENCHES on your staff.

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u/The-Bill-B 5h ago

I got it

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u/ShowMeTheTrees 5h ago

Nazi Germany did this so if Trump hears about it, it'll happen.

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u/buckX 3h ago

The French did it first, and that's a traditional reason for the US to reject an idea.

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u/lemonpoundcaker 4h ago

Where did the 49ers owner just get busted at a trailer park? He is a true patriot. 

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u/Any-Cranberry-6305 6h ago

Please, if I actuallu have to chose between an overpriced American whore and a sweet sweet (and cheap) Ladyboi i know where I am docking everytime. 

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u/booi 0m ago

I see what you did there 🧐

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u/Loggerdon 6h ago

Wendy the crackhead from Breaking Bad appreciates the support.

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u/PathlessDemon 4h ago

Already do with Tinder and Grindr, there’s only so much one man can do. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruised and pulpy.

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u/Raneynickelfire 3h ago

You haven't been working much lately I take it?

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u/buckX 3h ago

If the data center discussion has taught me anything, it's that people don't like counting temporary jobs in stimulus calculations.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/jerrysburner 5h ago

they've got families to feed too

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u/WasteBinStuff 7h ago

Why does the thought occur to me that Thailand is their first stop for this reason.

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u/Fit-Perception-2243 6h ago

One night in Bangkok and the worlds your oyster.

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u/brickne3 6h ago

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard 🤣

Half the kids on that ship probably never even heard of the song.

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u/Fit-Perception-2243 5h ago

🤣 Gen X knows what’s up. Our sarcasm and apathetic attitude would not save us from one night in Bangkok. It makes a hard man humble and the tough guys tumble.

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u/brickne3 5h ago

Not much between despair and ecstacy...

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u/blue-mooner 5h ago

Can't be too careful with your company

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u/mrdevil413 5h ago

The queens we use would not excite you

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u/ComedyBits 4h ago

I honestly never understood the reference to Yul Brynner

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u/Oknight 3h ago

Seriously? Look up "The King and I" (musical based on Anna and the King of Siam)

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u/ComedyBits 2h ago

I always thought Siam was Vietnam!

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u/Oknight 1h ago

The country was officially renamed from Siam to Thailand in 1939 (and permanently finalized in 1949)

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u/ComedyBits 46m ago

Thx! Adjusting

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u/Fit-Perception-2243 3h ago

Yul Brynner was the star of the King and I.

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u/trash-juice 4h ago

I get my kicks above the waistline sunshine … its about a chess tournament

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u/Nikoladge 6m ago

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble

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u/Poundaflesh 7m ago

I love this song!

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u/SwingKey3599 7h ago

because you know who dump and kegbreath are. 

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u/Modsneedjobs 6h ago

This isn't on them. Anywhere that big, longhaul ships dock have been centers of prostitution (along with gambling, drunkeness, and general outrageous behavior) since the bronze age.

My buddy was a navy sailor in the Obama era, and he has WILD stories about Thailand. The Navy has known about this shore-leave dynamic and tacitly tolerated it for literal centuries because it helps morale.

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u/GateDeep3282 5h ago

Tolerated? When I was in the Navy, the US government tested the girls and gave them cards to prove they were clean. They were called smear cards.

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u/defenselaywer 4h ago

How long ago did this happen, or is it still happening today?

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u/GateDeep3282 4h ago

That was back in the 80's. Back then we had huge bases there, but since we dont anymore, I'm not sure.

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u/throwaway098764567 2h ago

by the time i was in during the early aughts, folks were warned off visiting prostitutes and we had mandatory training for identifying trafficked people. folks still did it but if they got caught they got in trouble for it.

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u/Turnip-for-the-books 5h ago

The Red Light district in Amsterdam exists because the city is built on hundreds of thousands of Norwegian timber pilings

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u/TheDrunkWickerbeast 6h ago

My cousin is navy now. He has some insane stories. Apparently his ship instituted a rule eventually that you have to be drug tested soon after being at port

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u/lemonpoundcaker 4h ago

The military as a whole gets randomly drug tested down to company level, and it's very normal for the unit to get 100 percent drug tested after block leave. 

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u/jim45804 6h ago

Hegseth absolutely chose this port so the sailors can hire prostitutes. It's a desperate and perverse appeal to masculinity.

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u/Virtblue 6h ago

I mean lady boys are clean shaven. 🪒 🍑

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u/cocuke 6h ago

So do you think that petey prefers them that way? If it's good enough for him then it's good enough for his men.

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u/FredFenty 6h ago

No. Pete's there waiting for the sailors.

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u/SpankySharp1 6h ago

He's got a limp whiskey dick regardless.

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u/davvblack 5h ago

i get where you're coming from sorta but language like this is still homophobic. i think there's a way to emphasize his hypocrisy without rubbing up against "and being gay is something to be ashamed of"

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u/cocuke 4h ago

I understand and it is not my intent. Unfortunately, it is difficult to point out how so much of what petey says and does is contrary to what he wants to project as what passes for masculine in his weird little world.

I do not care about someone's sexuality with two exceptions, the first being mine. My preference is my primary concern. The second is the person who decided that they are willing to have sex with me. If these two are in agreement, then that is all I care about.

The current collection of rejects in the trump administration are constantly at odds with their own thoughts and ideas. Their followers are just as confused. Part of my conservative upbringing is that we should not be dictating what people do so long as they are not doing harm to others.

The first gay person, that I was aware of, was a truck dive where my dad worked. No one gave a shit about his life outside of work. he was a truck driver who did what he was hired to do. My dad never spoke poorly about him or his boyfriend. I was never taught that it was something to be ashamed of but admit that I sometimes revert to my 7th grade mentality of making a point. My apologies for this.

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u/fastingslowlee 6h ago

You think if women were isolated for 2 months around only women they wouldn’t be looking for sex upon getting to shore too?

This mentality that men are horny and women aren’t is so naive.

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u/puff_of_fluff 5h ago

That’s not what they’re saying - he’s making a statement on the perceived masculinity of it. Basically “hegseth is a pig who thinks fucking hookers is manly.”

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u/rankispanki 1h ago

Was a Sailor for 10 years and yeah, many, many of the women would go to the strip clubs right along with the guys in every port. Girls are actually hornier than the men IME

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u/gabbadabbahey 1h ago

Strip clubs with men stripping or women stripping? And if women, are the female sailors bi/gay or just enjoying the general sexual vibe and hoping to pick up the horny male patrons after the show?

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u/rankispanki 50m ago

Almost always women stripping, but I probably lost count of how many times guys from the ship would hop on stage as well, so it's not like the girls wouldn't be getting a show. I saw a lot of male asses in the strip clubs, it was very popular to get spanked for some reason.

I never really thought about why the girls came too, I think it was more just hanging out and having fun more than anything overtly sexual or trying to pick someone up.

Folks definitely were out on liberty tryna get laid, but it was more about just packing the most amount of fun into a short port visit since you never really got more than a couple days overnight/away from the ship.

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u/TotallyARealHuman1 6h ago

I figure it would be harder for women. They would have a more difficult time than men going without sex just look at their main political priority, matters of sexual convenience that gets framed as "healthcare"

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u/baphothustrianreform 3h ago

The multiple levels of ignorance you just implied with this comment is astonishing

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u/TotallyARealHuman1 1h ago

Silly goose, candid awareness doesn't = "ignorance"

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u/Glittering-Pie-6465 4h ago

You think female sailors don’t have the pick of the litter while onboard? Especially after 200 days at sea?

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u/TotallyARealHuman1 1h ago

I meant IF they didn't have that already. Clearly.

But IF they didn't, no way they would last.

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u/gadget850 6h ago

And all those men, and women hopped up on testosterone.

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u/Flintyy 5h ago

Probably for the ladyboys lol

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u/spudddly 4h ago

Specially Pattaya of all places, which is mostly one giant red light district inhabited by 40,000 overweight middle aged white men.

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u/Accomplished_Sci 4h ago

That's the Navy for you

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u/InterestingFox1837 6h ago

It’s important to get komoromat on as many of them as possible as soon as possible to get them under control. Many of these boys are about to wake up with a ladyboy, even if they didn’t go to bed with one.

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u/jfrorie 7h ago

Are they warning the sailors or the prostitutes?

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u/dan525 7h ago

I think it's more like a weather system analogy. As they were getting ready to dock there was a Prostitution Watch. It has now upgraded to a Prostitution Warning.

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u/ZOMBIE_N_JUNK 6h ago

I feel this is a full blown cat 5 prostinado.

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u/V4refugee 6h ago

It’s called thai-poon in the eastern hemisphere.

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u/MoistStub 5h ago

Wouldn't be so sure about the poon part

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u/NoCopiumLeft 2h ago

Thailadyboon, the sewers will be filled with cum.

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u/Fit-Perception-2243 6h ago

A whorenado.

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u/Fit_Decision116 1h ago

Whorricane was right there boys

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u/64-17-5 3h ago

With laser dildos.

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u/Substantial-Tart-464 6h ago

We got a Defcon 3!

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u/jd3marco 6h ago

Imminent Threat! Seek shelter immediately! The rapidly rising level of seamen poses danger to life and property.

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u/HandshakeOfCO 6h ago

This year’s el cumyo is gonna be intense

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u/Borthwick 6h ago

I’m having a real tough couple days and this kinda sent me, thank you internet stranger

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u/palmerry 6h ago

More of a friendly notification to the King of Thailand that he might need to deploy some of the strategic whore reserves.

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u/mynam3isn3o 4h ago

It’s like this:

“Warning! Prostitution!”

Hope that helps

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u/Vox-Machi-Buddies 4h ago

"Careful gents, there are women here who will have sex with you in return for money."

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u/DarthBrooks69420 2h ago

Considering the mental stress they apparently have been through, maybe the later. I wouldn't be surprised if there are a few assaults reported, sexual or regular physical that happen. 

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u/bornlasttuesday 6h ago

I wonder if there is also an overdose watch.

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u/t12lucker 5h ago

Mandatory drug tests on the ship when getting back.

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u/VelvetOverload 4h ago

Why? To court martial him in a soldier shortage? Stupid as fuck to lose a soldier because he smoked some weed after what they went through.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1h ago

That doesn't match with Hegseth's leadership philosophy.

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u/rankispanki 1h ago

Yeah right, the MAs are out there getting blitzed out of their minds too. They'll run a random urinalysis when they leave port but no way are they testing every single person, they don't even have the capacity for that.

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u/reddit_user13 7h ago

That’s a lot of seamen!

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 6h ago

Oct 4-12 is Fleet Week in San Francisco, and there will be a LOT of seamen there.

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u/fartonisto 28m ago

And the STDs they pick up now will be fully infectious by then. 

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u/Soup-Wizard 1h ago

Seaman and sperm whales! Oh look, a swallow!

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u/BelCantoTenor 3h ago

A virtual flood of semen. A wash. A torrent.

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u/fartonisto 6h ago

Warn the wives back home. 

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u/cincy15 6h ago

I’m sure they are being taken care of…

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u/bookgeek210 4h ago

My mom was one of them. Guess how I was born. 😆

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u/onFilm 2h ago

Through a vagina?

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u/fartonisto 30m ago

C-section?

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u/Emotional-Mango-5166 5h ago

Jody on notice!

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u/GreenSmokeRing 4h ago

Jody: 🫡

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u/Ancient_Skirt_8828 7h ago

Pattaya still has at least 4 prostitutes for every sailor.

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u/cocuke 6h ago

That's sad to think that one of those prostitutes might not make any money. Good luck to the other three though, that's breakfast, lunch and dinner for a hungry sailor.

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u/EstablishmentHuge333 6h ago

This could be the start of a new global pandemic

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u/slap-a-bass 6h ago

Too lazy to read the thingy. Was the warning to prostitutes or that prostitution might be significant?

Official government advisory to all prostitutes: you may not be walking right after these 5,000 sailors pull in.

Vs.

Official government advisory: 5,000 sailors just pulled in, prostitution gonna be 🔥, non-prostitutes be on guard.

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u/t12lucker 6h ago

Warning to the prostitutes. The big ports that can accept large ships had large prostitution presence for centuries, but can you imagine how more than 5000 men who were for more then 200 days on a single ship will behave?

This is the best case scenario: https://www.theage.com.au/national/us-sailors-wear-out-sex-workers-20020502-gdu6bd.html

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u/frazorblade 1h ago

The warning is to make sure the prostitutes pump up their rates. It’s a sellers market!

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u/ourobourobouros 4h ago

it's weird the way we all accept that men take their negative feelings out sexually on marginalized women but everyone still acts like it's a joke and not living breathing rape culture

Like it's actually pretty disturbing that these are all supposedly normal men but because they've been put through "extreme circumstances" they're going to be so sexually sadistic to the local low income women that there will be injuries. But teehee?

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u/limbossa 4h ago

my thoughts exactly

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u/slap-a-bass 3h ago

Are you suggesting that I am accepting the behavior you’re describing? Where did I do that? Be careful with your words.

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u/ourobourobouros 3h ago

are you implying your comment isn't intentionally flippant and jokey? come on it's a reddit comment section, no need to bullshit me when I can scroll up and see " 5,000 sailors just pulled in, prostitution gonna be 🔥" sitting there in your own words

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u/slap-a-bass 3h ago

It’s also in r/offbeat. I can make a joke about something…it doesn’t mean I endorse it. Chill out.

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u/ourobourobouros 3h ago

your joke is rooted in sexual abuse and exploitation, you're the one who chose to make it

if having that pointed out makes you feel bad, maybe don't make jokes about women in poverty getting sexually penetrated so violently they're in pain for days? 

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u/mangledmatt 1h ago

Making a joke about something doesn't mean you endorse it. The same way that writing a poem, a song, a novel, a film, etc. about a subject doesn't mean you endorse it. Comedy is an art like every other art. A shit joke is like a shit poem. Criticize the poem, not poetry.

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u/ourobourobouros 1h ago

"it's not endorsing the abuse of women, it's just making light of their pain for laughs"

oh ok, so you don't agree with sexual abuse of disadvantaged women, you just laugh at them and jokes about them

those jokes do nothing to disavow the behavior, paint the abusers as bad people or the women as victims deserving better, but this all says nothing but anything,  huh?

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u/mangledmatt 26m ago

Again, a joke can be a shit joke but saying that a topic is off limits to comedy is ridiculous. You're obviously not a funny person so you probably shouldn't comment on how comedy should be done. The same way that I don't really comment on film because I'm not a film guy.

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u/slap-a-bass 39m ago

I don’t feel bad. You’re over-reacting.

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u/PrincessPlastilina 2h ago

I bet American men are very pro trans when they’re in Thailand! 😜

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u/fartonisto 27m ago

Funny because it’s absolutely true.

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u/Spiritual-Mess-5954 5h ago

And here I am stuck in bojangles

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u/WellIGuessSoAndYou 4h ago

5000 Americans. Things are about to get extra rapey in Thailand.

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u/emc_lmt 5h ago

That’s called an SA warning.

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u/Jamlad 6h ago

Nobody is taking it harder than those sex workers.

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u/goodthebadandtheugly 3h ago

The week I spent in Thailand was the best month of my life!

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u/jd3marco 6h ago

Hegseth is probably already there waiting to party and create grounds for another divorce.

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u/mijo_sq 6h ago

One year later, population explosion with fatherless children

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u/cbih 6h ago

I wonder how much gets added to the Thai economy when 5,000 sailors show up

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u/rich8n 4h ago

Ahh... the ol' transfer to the U.S.S. Chlamydia

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u/MoreRamenPls 2h ago

5,000? That’s a lot of seamen.

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u/tptptp 6h ago

I don't get neither the headline nor the comments...

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u/texan01 5h ago

It’ll come to you.

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u/Spazzattacks 4h ago

Seamen going to be dumping out a lot of semen on these shores.

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u/ZebraComplex4353 6h ago

They released it all at sea already. 😂

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u/dazed_and_bamboozled 6h ago

Beer-chugging, bug-eyed Kash Patel incoming for some stolen R&R valor!

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u/WrathOfWood 5h ago

Warn them about the Bangcock

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u/QuestionableProtip2 5h ago

Iran should be putting agents in there Viet Cong style.

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u/mrtrololo27 4h ago

mama mia!

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u/jizzyjugsjohnson 4h ago

DEPLOY THE HOOKERS!

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u/JoeNoble1973 3h ago

“Thailand, I’ll take all the prostitutes you have!”

“No, that’s too many prostitutes.”

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u/gwhh 3h ago

The price of bookie just double in that town.

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u/Substantial-Pen6652 3h ago

I can just imagine the frenzy those animals will work themselves into.

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u/FeeFantastic2075 2h ago

Yes. Rest up, ladies!

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u/Marbstudio 1h ago

🇺🇸🫡🤘

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u/0vercast 1h ago

They should adopt the dynamic pricing model.

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u/Silver-Passenger-541 56m ago

Legalize prostitution in the US already 

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u/TheRealBobbyJones 45m ago

It wouldn't matter. The issue with prostitution is the blackmail potential. If a sailor today is caught with a prostitute by a state actor the proof can be saved until the sailor is more relevant. It's the same thing with gay service members. When it wasn't socially acceptable to be gay allowing gay service members literally just opens up a way for service members to be compromised.

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u/Silver-Passenger-541 41m ago

Agreed which is why if it was in the US and legal there’s less risk of both 

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u/A_Dragon_bit_me 44m ago

Its also against the UCMJ to pay a prostitute so a few will get bust when they get back to the ship

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u/Less-Western-3561 30m ago

Sex is not that important. I’ll never understand it. Have some self control

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u/GEO147064 21m ago

The sea men are coming

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u/artfulpain 16m ago

Daisy D’s looks like an upstanding establishment. They got sports!

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u/lctalbot 13m ago

Soi 6 is going to be bangin!

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u/Hey_Gus 12m ago

Gonna have a lot of seamen flooding those shores…

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u/Apprehensive-Book723 6h ago

Americans are barbarians 

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u/Benegger85 6h ago

Boys are the same all over the world

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u/Apprehensive-Book723 6h ago

Militaries usually don’t state sanction approve their “boys” (they’re not boys, they’re military men - don’t infantilize them) running through sex tourism 

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u/No_Math_4308 6h ago

um.... history

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u/Apprehensive-Book723 6h ago

From the 20th century and earlier? Wowza. Truly, an argument that American culture isn’t stunted & archaic.

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u/Benegger85 3h ago

Yes they do.

It's not advertised but they know their soldiers have needs

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u/isabella_sunrise 4h ago

Open any history book.

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u/CodeMonkeyPhoto 6h ago

Condoms are not a big thing in Thailand, and STIs , especially the incurable ones run rampant.

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u/ohholyhorror 2h ago

Never had a hard time finding them there myself. Just pop into the corner shop and buy them for cents on the dollar.

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u/fartonisto 26m ago

They aren’t effective but you do you. 

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u/shane-o-mack 4h ago

So many sti

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u/Eye_Eye_Sir 6h ago

Ship arrives at port after 200 days? That's a lot of seamen to let out .... Grease up them ladyboys!

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u/AK_grown_XX 6h ago

I spill my seed in you, you spill your seat on the floor… It was beautiful

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u/spe3dfr3ak 4h ago

What's the warning? Don't have *too much fun?

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u/Snafu999 5h ago

They're gonna paint the town white

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u/Navarro480 5h ago

🇺🇸🫡 give em hell boys. You deserve it.

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u/Defiant_Chipmunk2570 4h ago

8 years in the Navy. This is a good idea. I hope the bars decide to close early too. Maybe create a designated “Navy” area on the beach and have food vendors and music there. Those hero’s need to blow off steam.

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u/gherondaboss 1h ago

Heroes? 🤣🤣🤣