r/okbuddycinephile • u/Shoddy_Newspaper_718 • 9h ago

A creative decision you can't wait people to be completely chill and normal about?

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u/Aura-Astrid 9h ago

He’d probably try to play Magneto with a Boston accent, which would be hilariously aggressive.

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u/OgreHombre 8h ago

How’s your mother, Charles?

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u/endgame217 Uwe Boll 8h ago

She just got a brand new cah

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u/OgreHombre 8h ago

There’s a war going on, Charles, and I’m the mutant who does his job. You must be the other guy.

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u/TelenorTheGNP 6h ago edited 6h ago

Theh's a waw goin awn, Chaahls, and Oi'm the myootan' who duz his jaawb. You must be the uhthuh gaw-ee.

Fixed it for you.

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u/temictli 6h ago

Ty immediately clocked it and woulda done it if you 'adn't

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u/TelenorTheGNP 6h ago

It's not easy. Slowing it down, "clocked" could be spoken as "clawcked" or "clo-acked". I'm not sure of the accent's thickness across the city or if Im hearing Peter Griffin or Will Hunting.

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u/No-Trust8420 1h ago

This is poetry.

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u/TelenorTheGNP 1h ago

I've never even been to Massachusetts.

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u/Regular-Grass1320 2h ago

just read that in his voice

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u/Anteater_Able 2h ago

Ya got too much eye-in in ya blood, ked.

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u/joshstrodomus 6h ago

Wid a teddy bewr

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u/EchoOk5210 7h ago

"Chahles, ya fackin qouksucka" - Markneto

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u/temictli 6h ago

MarkyMarkneto

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u/Peripatetictyl Cats 8h ago

Magneto, did you blind all of these innocent Koreans?!

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fahk yahself.

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u/Newfaceofrev 6h ago

"I'm an inventor"

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u/LaCoocaracha 2h ago

Yo my boy’s wicked good with metal kid