r/okbuddycinephile • u/Shoddy_Newspaper_718 • 8h ago
A creative decision you can't wait people to be completely chill and normal about?
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u/chloevancer 8h ago
Sorting by controversial on that future announcement thread is going to require biohazard gear.
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u/worcestr 7h ago
As a teen, he visited a magnet factory and thought "neato!"
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u/FlinFlonDandy artemis fowl representative 8h ago
His origin story will now be 9/11
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u/Shoddy_Newspaper_718 8h ago
Incidentally, you think Mark Wahlberg would look cool in a Magneto costume?
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u/Aura-Astrid 8h ago
He’d probably try to play Magneto with a Boston accent, which would be hilariously aggressive.
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u/OgreHombre 8h ago
How’s your mother, Charles?
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u/endgame217 Uwe Boll 7h ago
She just got a brand new cah
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u/OgreHombre 7h ago
There’s a war going on, Charles, and I’m the mutant who does his job. You must be the other guy.
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u/TelenorTheGNP 5h ago edited 5h ago
Theh's a waw goin awn, Chaahls, and Oi'm the myootan' who duz his jaawb. You must be the uhthuh gaw-ee.
Fixed it for you.
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u/temictli 5h ago
Ty immediately clocked it and woulda done it if you 'adn't
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u/TelenorTheGNP 5h ago
It's not easy. Slowing it down, "clocked" could be spoken as "clawcked" or "clo-acked". I'm not sure of the accent's thickness across the city or if Im hearing Peter Griffin or Will Hunting.
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u/Peripatetictyl Cats 7h ago
Magneto, did you blind all of these innocent Koreans?!
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fahk yahself.
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u/mattydubs5 8h ago
If he was on the Statue of Liberty that night things would’ve gone down differently.
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u/AerialShroud go back to the club 7h ago
Mark Wahlberg can't play Magneto, because there would be no tragic origin for him, because it wouldn't have gone down like that.
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u/Slight_Present7796 8h ago
The funniest part is that Stan Lee created the x-men specifically because he was tired of having to come up with dumb origin stories. Basically went "fuck it, they are mutants, mutated by radiation or something, who gives a shit".
Now we have canonical genocides.
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u/Ok-Walk-8040 8h ago
Magneto did 9/11. He redirected those planes with his magnet powers.
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u/Toothless-In-Wapping watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 8h ago
“Magneto isn’t strong enough to melt steel beams”
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u/SuperCruisePanther 7h ago
Planes are made out of aluminum which isn't magnetic. It was Professor X and his telekinesis powers controlling the pilots!
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u/TalkinSeaCucumber 5h ago
Nah they just made the in-flight meals super iron rich
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u/Bitch_for_rent 7h ago
The war on terror would be a great origin for him If he was middle eastern
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u/Ok-Walk-8040 8h ago
His backstory will be that he was a curious bassist from the Insane Clown Posse. He asked the bold question: “Magnets, how do they work?” Well he got his answer when he came of age at the ripe age of 43 and his latent magnetic mutant powers emerged.
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u/Aura-Astrid 8h ago
That would unironically be the greatest origin story in cinematic history. ICP to Master of Magnetism is peak fiction.
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u/DeadRobotSociety 7h ago
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u/InnuendoBot5001 7h ago
Magneggalo but it sounds bad
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u/Typical-Tax1584 6h ago
Magnettalo. Just swap the double letter. Modern problems require modern solutions.
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u/hodorelgordor 8h ago edited 4h ago
I predicted this years ago. When the historical event your character is tied to no longer works timeframe-wise, wtf do you do?
Edit: saying I predicted something does not mean I think it isnt predictable, [predictable slur].
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u/Don_Pickleball 7h ago
I find the Indiana Jones sequels since The Last Crusade has struggled with this. Since Harrison Ford was aging, they had to age the story. Placing him the 50's and 60's. It just isn't as interesting when he isn't fighting Nazis.
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u/GRANDADDYGHOST 7h ago
He didn’t fight Nazis in Temple of Doom.
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u/Fragrant-Upstairs932 7h ago
And that's widely regarded as the worst of that original trilogy. For a variety of reasons, admittedly, but it's certainly a contributing factor.
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u/socialcommentary2000 6h ago
Temple of Doom was and is amazing. It will always be amazing, too.
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u/LeCroissant1337 6h ago
And people are widely wrong about it. Temple of Doom rules.
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u/khryzz666 7h ago
Lucky him. Almost 100 years after wwII we still got nazis everywhere
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u/SoyTonatiuh 6h ago
and they wear red hats that say Make murica great again
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u/Impressive-Egg-7444 6h ago
Making him a Guatemalan or Hatian getting fucked up in an ICE concentration camp would be lit from a story perspective (cue the rageaholic "x-men is woke now" crowd with zero media literacy skills)
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u/Lord_Parbr 7h ago
You just make him live longer. He’s a fuckin mutant
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u/ImpressiveDresses 6h ago
It’s literally this simple. Don’t know why people are losing their minds. Wolverine fought in WW2. Nobody says “omg how is he so old??? Plot hole???”
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u/Yorick257 7h ago
Kill the character or keep telling stories that are tied to that time frame. Every story has an end and sometimes you just need to start telling it from the start again.
Alternatively, disconnect the origin from the character by making it as vague as possible.
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u/Elliot_Kyouma 7h ago
The american comic book industry milking their characters for a century is blight to the culture.
Do something original you lazy fucks
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u/Daedalus_Machina 5h ago
You realize that the only reason they do that is the insane level of demand, right?
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u/Ambitious-Visual207 7h ago
That's why Ive always been a fan of reboots to the universe in comics that move through time. Take a lot of what worked before and work in new stuff. It allows for a general "baseline" while also giving characters a beginning and end.
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u/Yorick257 7h ago
And I guess, that's also the difference between how characters are written and the types of stories involved. Superman, Spiderman, Batman - their stories are tied to their personal experience and it's somewhat timeless. I could see a Batman story set in Ancient Egypt during some darker times. Or Spiderman in Rome.
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u/ToddPundley 6h ago
A Roman Spiderman would be pretty sweet though.
You could have a villain that was a urine collector that gained powers by falling into a vat of superpiss
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u/MIAxPaperPlanes 6h ago
Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires, Batman Caped Crusader and Gotham by Gaslight come to mind
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u/Carlsheartboxers 7h ago
I mean the mcu also just has time travel. They could still do the origins and say he got ripped out of time somehow
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u/Flamingpaper2 7h ago
Nazi experiment that put him into indefinite stasis until he is randomly freed. But I think that's too similar to Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes so I'm not huge into it
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u/Lachesis-but-taken Exited for the Snyder cut 6h ago
Or say that hydra kept underground camps that were liberated far later, we know that they were still around long after the war
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u/Causemas 4h ago edited 3h ago
That would be daring, isn't the Jewish-racial element of Nazi hatred kept purposefully vague for Hydra?
The real problem with Magneto's age is that Charles Xavier is also bound to him. They either both need to get frozen or something else worked up. The real solution is to either bound stories in a reasonable time frame after WW2 or just have Magneto and Charles die and tell new stories with them turning into legends
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u/Direct_Slip7598 7h ago
Make them age slower, freeze them in ice, have them die and come back... It's a comic book film not a historically accurate work
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u/Reddragon351 7h ago edited 5h ago
yeah I don't get the obsession with trying to make him younger, just say he ages slower like a ton of other characters
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u/bad_bad_data 7h ago
Some comics tweaked it so that Magnetos parents were in concentration camps and he was not to put him at the correct age for the 2000's.
I want to say that some of the 97 cartoons changed the lines to make it a fictional place and war similar to how the MCU Scarlet Witch is from a made-up Slavic country.
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u/GutherGlazer 6h ago
“My mutation makes me age slower, I’ve been in hiding until now, but I can’t stand the state of world anymore,” there it fits without doing Jewish erasure.
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u/Astrocratic 8h ago
One issue with backstories is that they age. Holocaust origin makes sense for a super hero in the 1960s to 1980s but by 1990s they will be getting old and by 2020s they will be ancient. So I think you need, if you are not doing period/historic pieces, a more recent origin story.
Captain America in modern MCU was frozen for a time so he could be from WW2 while not being old. Maybe Magneto needs a similar way to stop time if he wants to still be a Holocaust story?
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u/MIGHTYSPACETHOR 7h ago
Immediately after ww2 everyone involved was frozen to make sure they'd be able to participate in super hero movies in the 2020s. Harry Truman got a lot of flak for this program at the time, especially after they had to unfreeze Eisenhower so fast.
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u/BlackShadowX 6h ago
We literally have mutants with insane powers, a no name mutant in the brotherhood that can alter the biological clock of someone is totally doable
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u/Rare-Cheesecake6591 5h ago
It's not just his age though. You have to also freeze Professor X's age too (assuming you want to keep the frenemies angle) and more importantly you have to explain away why Magneto has waited almost a century to do anything publicly for mutant rights (assuming you want to tell a newish x-men story).
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u/Zoo412Review 6h ago
They can simply do what they have always done with Magneto. Handwave it as magnetism powers. Something something prevent oxidation something something fucking magnets how do they work.
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u/GERBabyCare 6h ago
Marvel's solved this issue before in the comics, it really isn't that complicated. Punisher was a Vietnam veteran, then it had to be shifted as time went on. He became a vet who served in Iraq before they just made up a fictional conflict that wouldn't have any date or age. Magneto wouldn't need any shenanigans when it's as easy as making a fictional tragedy.
Cap being frozen also isn't unique to the MCU, being frozen in ice was always part of his character. The Avengers were founded without him and he joined in issue #4 when they found him in the ice. The only thing that ages with his character is just how long he's frozen for.
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u/Ragnarok_619 5h ago
fictional conflict that wouldn't have any date or age.
Yeah, the Sian-cong war
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u/devilsbard 5h ago
Being “rescued” by Russians from a concentration camp, but also sent by then to a labor camp in the far north in Siberia could easily be a way they pull it off. But I think people would not be able to accept 2 major mcu characters getting the same treatment.
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u/Unusual-Willow-5715 5h ago
Namor is like 600 years old in the MCU, he's a mutant too, they don't touch directly into why he ages slowly, he just does and audiences accepted it as a fact. People overthink this a lot, just say "oh, he just ages slowly because that's one of his powers." And people will say "yeah, that makes sense."
Don't overthink it, don't overexplain it, keep it simplem
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u/CucumberWisdom 6h ago
Not a lot of deep ice in Poland unfortunately
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u/Apprehensive_Bid7438 5h ago
Incased in salt block in Wieliczka. First line from Wolverine: "Why so salty" End credits
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u/BackgroundEngineer11 8h ago
I like how just the other day the rumor was "considering changing the backstory", but now suddenly it's definitely happening.
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u/Quillbolt_h 7h ago
Tbh there's no easy answer to this.
Make him a man out of time like Captain America and suddenly his worldview loses a lot of impact just because the world that informed those views no longer exists.
Make him immortal and suddenly the dynamic he has with Xavier changes. They no longer are two men of the same generation of mutants with radically different ideas on how to help their people.
Change his backstory to a more recent event and it kinda borders on erasure at a time when I think- for multiple reasons, it's more important to remember the utter inhumanity of the holocaust and what it represents than ever.
Change his backstory to a fictionalised event and it kinda sanitises him, makes him less real.
The last one is probably what they'll do. It arguably could be the right choice. Still not great though.
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u/Microwave_Warrior 5h ago
They literally have people coming from other universes and long lived superheroes. They could also just not address the time issue.
They are writing about superheroes. It is very easy to write whatever they want. They just don’t want to have the Holocaust in their sanitized MCU.
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u/Bexil_Brave 8h ago
They cant change Magneto's origin.
He needs to be a 100 year old Holocaust survivor with Kidney failure.
His base will need to be an assisted care living facility but thats a small detail.
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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV I’m the Joker baby! 7h ago
They can fridge him for 50 years, or have his mutant powers repair his DNA.
Anyways, we will be removing Alfred from Batman comics because people don't have butlers these days.
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u/PutMindless6789 7h ago
Alfred is currently dead in the comics and has been for several years lol.
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u/AbjectTerra 7h ago
I mean, we've got a fair number of genocides that have happened in the last 30 years, so it's not like Marvel doesn't have options
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u/Sad_Interaction_2933 6h ago
And when they reboot in another 30 years, just hope there have been more genocides.
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u/Motor-Travel-7560 3h ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_genocides
Unfortunately, there's no shortage of options.
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u/PedanticPerson22 7h ago
What one do you think would fit or be similar enough to the Holocaust?
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u/bonesNrice 7h ago
Rwandan Magneto
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u/PedanticPerson22 7h ago
Requires a race swap, so that's going to go down like a lead balloon, isn't it?
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u/General_Platypus771 6h ago
Not if it’s Denzel
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u/MIAxPaperPlanes 6h ago
He's already cast in BP3 playing a character who probably isnt Magneto.
Also would be weird having a 30 year age gap between Charles and Eric
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u/antivillain13 6h ago
You don’t need something similar to the Holocaust. You just need an event that shows Magneto that humanity is violent and not worth saving. You can make him from Bosnia, Sudan, Rwanda, Myanmar, Uyghur from China, Yemen it doesn’t matter. It’s like Two Face in Batman. It doesn’t matter how his face gets disfigured, it’s that the disfigurement breaks his mind that matters.
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u/SentientDust 8h ago
You're telling me the 30-something man was not present during events that took place in 1940s?
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u/vrsick06 7h ago
Of all the things that take place in the mcu, I guess giving magneto slowed aging is the straw that breaks the camels back
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u/Ok-Race-1677 4h ago
Armenia
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u/baldyrodinson 4h ago
That would actually be a really interesting change.
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u/Ok-Race-1677 3h ago
I said it as a shitpost but actually you’re right it could be kind of fire lmao
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u/rollwithhoney 7h ago
There's actually a lot of creative wiggleroom they have. Hydra = Nazis in this universe. The Avengers were fighting against Hydra as recently as Age of Ultron, or even currently. If they have Hydra doing holocaust-esque experiments on jews in order to learn more about super-science, and it creates Magneto, then that's a way for them to cheat in this holocause story in a more modern time period
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u/Signal_Plane1114 7h ago
I'm skeptical that they can come up with a story thats just as good for his character, the holocaust works perfect and parallels what goes on with the American people fearing and hating mutants. I do understand why theyre changing it because they'd have to do some time travel shit since wwII ended 80 years ago.
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u/dvwo 7h ago
Just have him get fridged by Sinister while he's out Nazi hunting in South America in the 50's. Sinister is looking for perfect DNA, unfreezes him when Jean and Scott appear. 40 year old Magneto in whatever day and age you want.
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u/Tastic4ever 6h ago
Part of the lore is he was long term friends with professor x, so I guess freeze them both?
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u/tambi33 7h ago
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I think with the mcu taking place in more recent years it's harder to tie a younger magneto to his Holocaust origins
Its definitely possible if he's introduced from another timeline like any of the foxverse, then it has a potential to stick but if they go for a younger dude, it would be a odd to write him as a Holocaust orphan
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u/CrankieKong 4h ago
far too many people deny the holocaust for me to be comfortable with this.
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u/ElkDue4803 7h ago
I mean it was a question of time no?
If Magneto was even BORN in 1945 he would be 81, if you want him to have lived through it, he would have to be 90 atleast.
So the answer is either timetravel Magneto 40 years or set the story in the 80es and since they cant to both in the MCU...
Would be cool to make Magneto a victim of a new tragedy but then he would 99% not be white and wow imagine the reactions to an arab/african/asian/south American Magneto
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u/Tall_Opportunity_521 5h ago
Its not that they are moving it, its that the suggestion has been to move it to modern day American ICE problems.
You could easily move Eriks story to Bosnia in the early 90s, and accomplish much of the same that his holocaust origin does. You also keep him jewish and connected to the holocaust because of family. He would have been raised on stories of how bad it was, and this would be an example of it happening again which would feed his hate for humans in a natural and understandable way.
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u/GreatCaesarGhost 7h ago
Even as a kid many years ago, I was wondering how they were going to deal with this in the future.
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u/keyboard_snowflake approved virgin 7h ago
during the MRI of a preg women, she got stuck there for 5 hours, thus giving birth to magneto
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u/jbland0909 6h ago edited 3h ago
I mean, in order to have been a 10 year old during the holocaust, he’d have to be 91 years old.
Unless they’re bringing back Ian Mckellen long term, that just simply doesn’t work for the character.
They’ve also gone VERY young with the X-men casting so far and already recast Prof X so I doubt that very much. Assuming they want to keep similar ages between the two, Magneto would need to be in his 40s/50s and wouldn’t have been born decades after the Holocaust
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u/No_Communication2959 4h ago
He would have to be 100 years old to be a holocaust victim old enough to really remember it...
Of course they need to update his origins for a modern story.
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u/ChalkCoatedDonut 5h ago
Considering the amount of dumbasses on social media denying The Holocaust, i believe the change doesn't come from aging but to please them, they know they are the kind who pay anything for ego boosts.
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u/Bardsie 7h ago
Magneto as a survivor of Abu Ghraib would be apt for his fear of the future of Mutant kind in the world, but I really doubt Disney will have the balls to make that message.
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u/ziggyzigg95 6h ago
Just retire that character and make a new villain. You don’t need to trot out the Holocaust for capeslop and you don’t need to use a character made by Jewish people reacting to the horrors that befell them and their families in a new way. It’s fine to just make up a new character.
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u/Middle-Let9645 5h ago
I mean, it’s going to be… interesting… but the Holocaust was almost 100 years ago. That’s not me diminishing it, just pointing out modern incarnations of Magneto can’t have that backstory without being a period piece. Think about it. Even if he was six years old when WWII started, he’d be 93 by now. If we go from the beginning of the Holocaust though, he’d be 99. And that’s ‘if’ he was six. He’s usually depicted between 10 and 17 when it happens. That means he’d be between 103 and 110 years old. No 110 year old is going to be able to beat Someone like Wolverine in a fight. I don’t care what his powers are.
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u/Kalinnius 1h ago
IMO, it's probably for the best
The more time passes from that event, the less plausible even actors like Sir Ian Mckellen can portray someone who even remembers the event/lived through it due to being so young at the time.
The comics can always explain it away with sci-fi shenanigans like magneto found something to keep him alive longer, and the MCU could've done the same tbh, but I'm just welcome to other interpretations of Magneto's past.
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u/Stacheshadow 6h ago
Why does everyone want to erase the history of the biggest Jewish character in comics? It's so infuriating, there are maybe 3 Jewish characters in the MCU and 1 of them had severe character assassination
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u/edgelordjones 6h ago
The people that will look you at you with a straight face and tell you the Holocaust didn't happen will be losing their minds over this. Can't wait.
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u/Naulicus 6h ago
I think the optics of swapping a Jewish holocaust survivor’s tragic origin to another real life tragedy is very bad.
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u/MysteriousB 6h ago
I mean why not do some time travel shenanigans as the universe is going to reset anyway. Or when he awakened his powers he locked himself in the molten crust of the earth and with the shenanigans going on with Doomsday is awakened/hatched.
Or he could just have generic hatred of humanity after being subjugated, as we already saw Peter creating the next Mutant Killswitch
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u/MoobooMagoo 6h ago
I mean he existed as a character in the comics for almost 20 years before they added this backstory in after the fact. And it's a good backstory for him but it's not like he hasn't existed without it before.
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u/MercuryJellyfish 6h ago
I guess it's like, sure, Frank Castle is supposed to be a Vietnam veteran, but what is he, 70?
If Magneto isn't a very old man now, he has to have had a different background.
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u/Naulicus 5h ago
Marvel created a fictional in-universe war to fix the backstory of characters tied to the Vietnam War.
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u/paulr736 4h ago
This feels gross to me. Why can’t they just keep his holocaust origin? Secret wars will mash all the universes together into a new universe so its totally plausible for them to just be like “the X-Men have been around for a long time and the worlds populace knows it” and move on, and guess what… literally every moviegoer would accept it as reasonable and then move on




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u/Zombiemorgoth 8h ago
Balkan origins it is.