r/okbuddycinephile 9h ago

A creative decision you can't wait people to be completely chill and normal about?

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u/Don_Pickleball 8h ago

I find the Indiana Jones sequels since The Last Crusade has struggled with this. Since Harrison Ford was aging, they had to age the story. Placing him the 50's and 60's. It just isn't as interesting when he isn't fighting Nazis.

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u/GRANDADDYGHOST 8h ago

He didn’t fight Nazis in Temple of Doom.

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u/Alexanderspants 7h ago

"Indiana..no! That's not what the swastika means here!"

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u/GuitarHenry 7h ago

Underrated comment right here.   P.S. notice I said 'right', as in rightwing.

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u/Fragrant-Upstairs932 8h ago

And that's widely regarded as the worst of that original trilogy. For a variety of reasons, admittedly, but it's certainly a contributing factor.

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u/socialcommentary2000 7h ago

Temple of Doom was and is amazing. It will always be amazing, too.

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u/DrGally 6h ago

It’s great. Just not as good as Raiders and Crusade

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u/Lonely-Arachnid-5047 5h ago

I rank them in the order they came out. Crusade has some truly cheesy lines and weirdness with his father's character. Temple is a wonderful knock-back to a different kind of pulp radio drama and while imperfect lots of fun.

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u/anagamanagement 2h ago

In my opinion, the primary thing holding it back is Willie. I know she was playing a type, but she is insufferable every moment she is on screen. I love most of the rest of the movie.

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u/HauntingAddendum3365 4h ago

Maybe a hot take but Crusade is wildly overrated. It's boring and uninspired compared to the first 2 movies.

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u/YuckyYetYummy 6h ago

Is that the one where if he just stayed home it would have ended pretty much the same ?

Edit: no I am wrong. I get them mixed up. It was raiders of the lost ark where he didn't change anything

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u/LeCroissant1337 7h ago

And people are widely wrong about it. Temple of Doom rules.

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u/shockles 6h ago

Agreed. My fav Indiana Jones!

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u/Recycled_Decade 6h ago

My favorite one!

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u/Spacer176 6h ago

Indiana Jones and the Here's Why We Focus On Punching Nazis.

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u/FirmGlandShake2 5h ago

Redditor and the Virtue Signalling. 

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u/Redditeer28 7h ago

By who? I thought everyone loved it.

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u/Iwillrize14 6h ago

Mostly Spielberg thinking with his dick when casting the romantic interest. She never stops whine-yelling.

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u/thisisthebun 5h ago

To be fair she’s got a pretty believable reaction to all the shit happening to her. She’s an entertainer not a combat veteran.

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u/brodyhin587 4h ago

People complaining about Willie remind me of the people on instagram who will see a video of a lady getting in a car crash and comment about how they need to stay quiet. Tf do they expect a pampered actress to do when they get thrown off an elephant or covered with bugs?

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u/Causemas 5h ago

I rewatched Raiders of the Lost Ark and Temple of Doom recently and honestly, Marion isn't all that better.

The women aren't regarded very highly by the script in either case.

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u/cHEIF_bOI 2h ago

Lady only here cus she humping director.

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u/Silverjeyjey44 7h ago

I enjoyed that movie as a kid

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u/EmperorToba 7h ago

Temple of Doom is the best one mate

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u/3fettknight3 7h ago

Art is subjective. Also you are wrong.

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u/Aeon1508 7h ago

it's pretty clearly the worst one

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u/SoloJournaler 7h ago

Seconded.

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u/razorirr 7h ago

I second that the guy saying the guy is wrong about temple of doom is wrong. Best one, nazis is played out

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u/JokersRedditAccount 7h ago

Alright, YOU'RE overcorrecting. Get the outta here.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fu29AimM298PK

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u/thisisnotmypineapple 6h ago

Salt that snail!!

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u/KindArgument4769 7h ago

Not a fan of the ones where the Nazis are the bad guys, eh?

Noted

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u/Rhg0653 7h ago

Was temple of the doom with the heart thingy ? I remember that the most and the game ugh 😫

Nazi fighting is still top tier especially with this scene

https://giphy.com/gifs/H3wg2L1NZ5oOmmcK7e

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u/KindArgument4769 7h ago

Yeah Doom has the heart scene

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u/redtens 7h ago

while i'd like to agree with you, it most definitely hasn't aged well. i do enjoy how different it is from the others, however.

at least it isn't aliens lmao

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u/EmperorToba 4h ago

I actually thought it had aged quite well. Well yes and no. Aged well in the sense that everything I loved about it I still love, even if its cheesy.

Less so in the sense that it is a product of its time. Probably would not be made in the same way today at all (in terms of its themes, stereotypes, stuff like Indies womanising behaviour). But you can say that about all of them to some extent.

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u/ghengiscostanza 5h ago

If you just want roller-coastery action set pieces and shrieking sidekicks, then yeah it'd definitely be the one for you.

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u/EmperorToba 5h ago

That is exactly why I love it. I love the cheese of it.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Mix5848 7h ago

Not according to all viewers and critics. Just your minority opinion.

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u/EmperorToba 4h ago

Weakest appeal to authority of all time

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u/IneffableOpinion Cats 6h ago

I didn’t like it as a kid but it grew on me

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u/Linenoise77 4h ago

It was still a great movie. The first is always going to be the first, and Last Crusade was a god damn masterpiece. So its the 3rd best of 3 great movies.

And its not like the nazis at the beginning of the last one made the movie any better.

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u/Coinspinner2564 3h ago

Yeah. It’s the worst of the three. But it’s sitting in between RotLA and tLC. I mean come on! It hardly makes it bad.

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u/JokersRedditAccount 7h ago

No it is not lmao. The last crusade is much worse than the Temple of Doom.

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u/factoid_ 7h ago

Last crusade was literally the best of the series

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u/JokersRedditAccount 7h ago

That movie is good but compared to Temple of Doom it's not shit. Plus this dude steals the show in everything he's in, I'm glad to see he came back into acting.

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u/factoid_ 7h ago

Temple of doom is cheesy and has very awkward pacing.

It can’t decide if it wants to be an adventure story or a horror story and Spielberg even thinks he let his personal issues at the time derail the movie.

I enjoyed it, but last crusade tops it in basic every way

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u/JokersRedditAccount 7h ago

...Literally every Indiana Jones movie is cheesy. You're confusing cheesy with bad and they are not the same thing. Also you cannot say with a straight face that Temple of Doom is MORE cheesy than the Last Crusade. You're just lying to yourself at that point.

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u/KindArgument4769 7h ago

Okay, I will agree I view ToD as 3rd... but started out the criticism with "its cheesy" is the dumbest argument for Indiana Jones.

Its supposed to be cheesy.

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u/JokersRedditAccount 7h ago

If you're stoned, sure.

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u/Successful-Big-8308 3h ago

But they did tie it to the British Raj era, which neatly falls into the same time period

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u/Unable_Law_7334 2h ago

But that was also widely considered the weakest in the original trilogy. Though I think it could have worked if it wasn't in the temple for so long.

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u/khryzz666 8h ago

Lucky him. Almost 100 years after wwII we still got nazis everywhere

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u/SoyTonatiuh 7h ago

and they wear red hats that say Make murica great again 

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u/Impressive-Egg-7444 7h ago

Making him a Guatemalan or Hatian getting fucked up in an ICE concentration camp would be lit from a story perspective (cue the rageaholic "x-men is woke now" crowd with zero media literacy skills)

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u/Safe-Ad-5017 6h ago

That wouldn’t really make sense because it’s usually something that happened to him as a kid

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u/Nebranower 2h ago

You realize Magneto is basically your "everyone I don't like is a Nazi" type who's become an authoritarian fascist himself out of his inability to see the world in anything other than black and white, right?

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u/Impressive-Egg-7444 2h ago

Yup. That's why is childgood trauma is so important to the character

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u/EmryssFeniksoff 5h ago

All Nazis are radical, but not all radicals are Nazis... MAGA are indeed radical, but they arent Nazis technically.. Nazis are sociallist, is National Socialism. The Republicans and MAGA especially are faaar from being socialist

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u/ptrfa 5h ago

Nazis were as much socialists as MAGAs are. Both are in no way socialists, instead they hate everything only slightly left.

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u/Guiltyostric 4h ago

That’s just false

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u/EmryssFeniksoff 4h ago

Ok..

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u/Guiltyostric 4h ago

It had socialist in the name but that’s just something they did in the 20s to attract working class voters. They were absolutely authoritarian fascists, and nationalists

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u/ich-bin-on-that-shit 7h ago

Now I want an Indiana Jones movie where he beats the crap out of Stephen Miller.

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u/Charming-Clue1987 7h ago

Short round shoulda been the next indy

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u/noahsense1 8h ago

Idk, him fighting against the Soviets was pretty engaging still imo

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u/IneffableOpinion Cats 5h ago

Besides the nazis, it moves him further and further away from the early days of archaeology. Archaeology stopped smashing and grabbing artifacts. Placing him in the 60’s means he’s no longer a legend but the absolute worst at his job

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u/OldPersonName 4h ago

The pulpy style of Indiana Jones COULD have transitioned nicely into the Cold War, I think, but they just didn't do it well. Same thing with aliens as the supernatural macguffin, fits well into 50s B-movie type things.

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u/naarcx 3h ago

While the Nazi’s do make amazing villains, I would say the bigger issue is the setting in general. The 1930’s were still an era of adventure and the world was still pretty wild and ungoverned, perfect for an archeologist hunting mystical relics

Once you get to the 50’s and 60’s, all of that was pretty much gone. We were in the Cold War and the space race and the focus was on science/futurology and not the mysticism of the past

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u/Don_Pickleball 3h ago

Yep, World War 2 globalized us all and killed all the magic.

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u/One_Order_3841 3h ago

So it's time to pass the baton to a newer generation. Like they did in Crystal Skull, Ian McKellen can pass the helmet on to a new actor.

Shia Labeouf was a bad choice, so they can choose someone of Jewish ancestry if they want to fit Magneto...maybe Ezra Miller? I hear he's not up to anything these days.

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u/EntropicLycanthrope 2h ago

They easily could have put him up against a secret cabal of Argentine Nazis, especially since KotCS was set largely in South America. Missed opportunity.

Other missed opportunities include: going up against his own government because the US Paperclip Nazis were planning a coup using an ancient artifact, not adapting The Infernal Machine to a screenplay, where the fuck is Short Round?? replace Mutt Williams with Short Round, weird Ka Li Ma effects resurface, one of those CIA guys from Raiders is a secret villain.

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u/Shoddy_Newspaper_718 7h ago

Remember that time when he fought Nazis in Dial of Destiny? That was a hoot.