r/okbuddycinephile • u/Grimm-n-Gorey • 7h ago

walked in on my father with his pants down and this scene paused on tv

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father was not all floppy

I am now homeless

176 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/QT-Pie69 6h ago

You mean like this? 🤔

https://giphy.com/gifs/tyttpGSdJWowdv47eCI

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u/Rik7717 6h ago

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u/Succulent_Chinese 6h ago

I’m speechless, great job

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u/Regular-Guest-1284 6h ago

It’s also acid…

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u/Familiar_Designer825 6h ago

Bro got the full cybernetic experience.

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u/viola5nugglebug4651 6h ago

lol my dog does that same thing

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u/ice_cuban420 6h ago

Raising you destroyed the man. Let him be

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u/carriem4rshy9891 2h ago

thats a wild setup for a [specific item in post]. did you ever consider [alternative related to post]?

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u/kilsta 6h ago

Did we learn to knock?

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u/nelliep0pcorn3258 2h ago

idk man that grain looks pretty intense for a new x100v

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u/drvic59 6h ago

I'd buy that for a dollar!

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u/Mindless_Log2009 6h ago

Hey, hey, hey... heeeyyyyy... we don't kink shame here.

https://giphy.com/gifs/HHq1cpQpi1et8pmYou

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u/BerryCedar 6h ago

He was just trying to help him melt faster.

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u/Naive_Personality367 6h ago

Perfectly natural under the circumstances

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u/Depraved-Degenerate 5h ago

Blasting rope to that wretched melting whore.

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u/Naive_Personality367 5h ago

the phrase "blasting rope" still gives me a chuckle

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u/The_Granny_banger 6h ago

Dating test: say “help me!!!” Just like that and if they respond “don’t touch me man!” You have a 50/50 shot of getting laid or going to prison

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u/sixtyninesadpandas 6h ago

Mods!!!! Delete this Goon Post!!!!!

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u/Grizzled_Ghost 6h ago

Putting the phile back in cinephile

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u/Elladrien 6h ago

So what you're saying is that your father's Rocket did the Romano?

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u/Popular_Box516 6h ago

He was just waiting for the toxic waste to work its magic.

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u/BarryRightWrong 6h ago

It's common in men old enough to be fathers of people who can walk in on them, to have problems such as ED (erectile disfunction) which can obviously inhibit the healthy part of them and their partners sex life. Some men use medicine to help them, while others look at porn or images of people that are more sexualy attractive than their partner. 

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u/fffvvis 6h ago

Happened twice to me last week.

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u/TailSwipeTypo get stuckmannized 6h ago

Hey man, it happens to the best of us!

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u/psioniclizard 6h ago

What did you expect? Wasn't it Tuesday night? You know that  father son goonsdays is a thing

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u/Standard-Try-3612 6h ago

we've all been there

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u/SweatyYetee 6h ago

Mmm... gore porn.

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u/Rasples1998 6h ago

I watched RoboCop when I was like 10 or 11. My great uncle or 3rd cousin or whatever he was passed away and I went with my mum and 2nd cousin (their daughter) to clear the house out. I got a few things, but I remember them finding the VHS tapes for Robocop 1 and 2, and they said I might like it so they gave them to me. So I went home and watched both and omg, it was the grossest stuff you could show to an ~11 year old kid.

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u/Waytooboredforthis 6h ago

I don't know about grossest, I mean, my great uncle made me watch 700 Club

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u/ProfessionalOk6854 6h ago

Lucky! You're about to do a Camp Miasma

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u/Shoddy_Newspaper_718 6h ago

When you can't beat him, join him.

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u/ryuhamaguchi_guy 5h ago

Keep going

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u/CumFilledDonutYumYum 5h ago

Yeah but did you help him finish? 😎

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u/Odd_Dust2719 5h ago

I can hear this picture

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u/megafat1 5h ago

What those fingers do though?

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u/SingleDigitVoter DonCheadleAMA 5h ago

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u/RonW81 5h ago

😍🥵

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u/Wablusmeed 3h ago

2 days no faygo

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u/Atheizm 3h ago

This sub is either hornyposts or kinkshaming. We need to get back to the fundamentals of not watching movies so we can't be influenced in our critiques of the medium.

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u/boozegremlin 2h ago

"Dead or alive you're cumming with me" is one of my favorite movie quotes!

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u/thrax_mador 6h ago

Ewww

He watches movies?