r/okbuddycinephile • u/DeSaussure1857 • 6h ago
I can't believe John Carpenter is a nepo baby and that his mother, Sabrina Carpenter, helped him launch his career 😭🥀
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u/Dull_Connection6070 6h ago
Jesus was a Carpenter
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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 6h ago
Ultimate nepo baby
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u/AndreasDasos 6h ago
If you feel unaccomplished at 33 because of what Jesus and Alexander the Great did by then, remember they had help from their dads
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u/hatbromind 6h ago
I didn't know the music industry was that old.
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u/AndreasDasos 5h ago
Pretty sure there were professional musicians more than twice as long ago as that
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u/GandolphTheLundgrey 6h ago
Well, Alexander's dad was Philip II of Macedon, not Philip II of Macedon't.
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u/Noughmad 3h ago
Philip the Second? Why not Philip the Minute?
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u/GandolphTheLundgrey 3h ago
You'll have to ask his wife. She's the one who came up with "The Second".
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u/FancyThing8889 6h ago
His Dad literally owns the entire production company
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u/Mingatronz 5h ago
His dad wasn’t as nice to the other children, I heard he kicked 2 of them out of his house just because they ate some fruit at his garden.
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u/Either-End-8786 3h ago
...previous to his career as a prophet. All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world.
So there was only one thing that I could do - was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long.1
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u/Reverse_SumoCard Uwe Boll 4h ago
So its: Jesus, John, Richard, Karen and Sabrina
I did the math, there had to be more virgin birthing in this family
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u/between3220character 6h ago
Damn, I can't believe these two were responsible for creating my wooden furnitures
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u/Grazer46 6h ago
While I get the confusion, John Carpenter is actually the son of the original Carpenter: Jesus. Sabrina is his Aunt
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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 6h ago
Ironically Sabrina's aunt is why shes even famous in the first place
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u/Micojageo 4h ago
While it's true that Nancy Cartwright is her aunt, she also does have a lot of talent
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u/PangaeaDiarrhea 6h ago
I never realized John Carpenter was the grandfather in Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.
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u/Financial-Craft-1282 3h ago
Just going to say--John Carpenter seems like an awesome dude. He had a run from the late 70s to the early 90s unlike anything most directors ever experienced, and while he was lambasted in his time, history has been fair to his films--plus he's rich. I think, as an artist's life goes, he got the best of it--instead of being well liked in his era and forgotten, he is literally now considered an all-time great, raked in cash, and seems to not like right wing politics. Want more could you want?
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u/WangoTheWonderDonkey 1h ago
They're both phonies -- neither one of them can build a kitchen cabinet or even swing a hammer.
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u/Hoosier_Daddy68 6h ago
Lucky guy got to suck them titties but I coulda sworn he was Karen Carpenters kid. You can tell by how skinny he is.
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u/HavixComix 5h ago
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u/Chilly235 6h ago
Clearly John took Sabrina's discarded compositions and put his name on them to score his silly movies
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u/BerrieRosavella 4h ago
This is the kind of nepo baby investigation that happens when two famous people share a last name
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u/LittleJohnStone 4h ago
He did the soundtrack to many of his movies, now I know where the musical talent comes from!
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u/AB_7361 3h ago
Sabrina's aunt is Nancy Cartwright
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u/No_Town_9602 2h ago
Nancy's step-brother is Sabrina's dad, so yes
And I like to think of them as step-siblings like this
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o84sBeazR6QqOy2ha
and not getting stuck in the dryer or whatever.
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u/ripndipp 2h ago
That bastard John Carpenter won the first Who Wants to be a Millionaire with Regis Philbin the son of a bitch!
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u/Sin2K 2h ago edited 2h ago
To be fair people like Carrie Fisher, RDJ, and Liza Minneli were/are nepo babies...
We just don't call them that because they had incredibly fucked up childhoods. That used to be the deal! Yeah, they had enough fame to be successful but they had so much trauma they were never gonna be happy about it.
Now you got these famous kids who don't have to audition and they've never even done cocaine with their parents!
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u/JustTheOneGoose22 2h ago
I heard Jesus was a Carpenter too... It's all in who you know! Such bullshit 🙄
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u/Strength-InThe-Loins 2h ago
It was the least she could do for him after helping her other kids, Richard and Karen, launch their careers.
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u/RevolutionaryMeal851 1h ago
John Carpenter sounds like the protag of a building game. And you later find he's a secret descendant of Jesus.
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u/No-Trash3485 48m ago edited 5m ago
Grinds do help with the mouthfeel, but the coffee grit taste is polarizing, in my experience. Back when I first quit, seeds and gum did most of the work. I also tried Roon for a bit, which only comes in Cool Mint right now, and it was fine for parking something in the lip.
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u/KingBroad7874 44m ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/1APdR2iiJgIc8Ax5wM
Everyone forgets about her other children.
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u/Informal-Celery7331 37m ago
Rare case where the Nepo kid is more talented than their famous parent.
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u/Elegant_West4020 6h ago
Don’t you dare disrespect a Hollywood legend by comparing him to that talentless twit.
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u/PeasantLich 6h ago
He just looks old because he was born that way.
/uj John Carpenter at the venerable age of 37: