r/okbuddycinephile 6h ago

I can't believe John Carpenter is a nepo baby and that his mother, Sabrina Carpenter, helped him launch his career 😭🥀

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u/PeasantLich 6h ago

He just looks old because he was born that way.

/uj John Carpenter at the venerable age of 37:

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u/hamarok 6h ago

I swear everyone in their 40s looked super old when I was growing up…

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u/EscapeSeventySeven 6h ago

Alcohol, smoking, dehydration and lack of skincare. 

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u/kingtacticool 5h ago

Posture check!

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u/quailman654 4h ago

Fuck, you got me

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 5h ago

I used to drink heavily into my thirties. Quit drinking switch to weed vaporizer only skin care has never touched my face and I work outside

I look exponentially younger than him at 41.

I drink a shit ton of water.

Stay hydrated friends

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u/MrD3a7h 2h ago

God, I fucking love water.

Going to grab some more in honor of your comment.

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u/lo_fi_ho 2h ago

Is it hydrated water though?

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u/FlametopFred 1h ago

would be ‘drink a shit gallon’ ?

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u/ProfessionalAd6530 4h ago

"I didn't need to carry a water bottle everywhere when I was you're age!"

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u/BeenDragonn 4h ago

"We carred our packs of cigarettes everywhere like men!"

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u/Ianthin1 2h ago

Because unless you wanted to carry a thermos that weighed 3lbs there were no other real options.

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u/Willtology 2h ago

You got used to warm water. As a kid in the '90s, I remember the adults that were into fitness would carry old gatorade or soda bottles and just fill them up with tap water. If you were fancy, you'd carry a bicycle style water bottle.

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u/GlowingDuck22 4h ago

They also didn't really exercise outside of their 20s.

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u/Tall_Opportunity_521 4h ago

Lead and asbestos everywhere, not to mention all the shit in the water because shockingly, and against popular belief, the boomers didnt actually have it that good. Sure, they had more options because there was far fewer people. But no one was bothering their arse to look at things like work safety or environmental health. No, the boomers would have to take on that fight themselves, to make the work place and the general planet better for the generations that followed.

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u/Outrageous_Sink4295 3h ago

Not to mention all the lead literally just in the air

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u/FlametopFred 1h ago

plus some childhood diseases largely wiped out through vacci- on the rise again

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u/Ianthin1 2h ago

Yeah pretty much sums it up.

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u/annette7winkle7266 4h ago

wait, is that the actual Elden Ring soundtrack in the background lol

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u/TrapaholicDixtapes 3h ago

People always chalk it up to smoking, which definitely contributes massively to premature aging of skin

But I feel like Carpenter is an exception in a way. That man was born with a cigarette in his mouth at the ripe age of 80 years old. He's just always kinda looked like that.

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u/FancyThing8889 6h ago

The man came out of the womb looking like a tired homicide detective three days away from retirement

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u/something_python 6h ago

Just a kid!

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 5h ago

Believe it or not I needed to see this. I'm about to turn 41 and I feel like I look like an old catcher's mitt left in the garage.

I look like the cover of men's health next to this guy

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u/AndreasDasos 6h ago

The Joad Cressbeckler of our age

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u/coverslide 3h ago

He's like Benjamin Button but just keeps aging forward.

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u/Timely_Spinach_7479 2h ago

Jesus Christ, now I understand why people thought 40 was old

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u/skeletonhorse420 4h ago

Def just the new peppered Grey on top. Most of em are bald by then

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u/Dull_Connection6070 6h ago

Jesus was a Carpenter

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 6h ago

Ultimate nepo baby

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u/AndreasDasos 6h ago

If you feel unaccomplished at 33 because of what Jesus and Alexander the Great did by then, remember they had help from their dads

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u/hatbromind 6h ago

I didn't know the music industry was that old.

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u/jpthedrummer 6h ago

Only Virgin Records is that old. They helped launch Mary’s career

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u/AndreasDasos 5h ago

Pretty sure there were professional musicians more than twice as long ago as that

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u/GandolphTheLundgrey 6h ago

Well, Alexander's dad was Philip II of Macedon, not Philip II of Macedon't.

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u/Noughmad 3h ago

Philip the Second? Why not Philip the Minute?

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u/GandolphTheLundgrey 3h ago

You'll have to ask his wife. She's the one who came up with "The Second".

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u/DeSaussure1857 6h ago

You know who else is a carpenter?

https://giphy.com/gifs/eX4DUpqQealzy

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u/Vertical_Edge 6h ago

yeezy made beats

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u/LackOfEntertainment- 1h ago

Thanks someone had to

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u/Regular-Guest-1284 6h ago

Classic nepo joke

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u/FancyThing8889 6h ago

His Dad literally owns the entire production company

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u/Mingatronz 5h ago

His dad wasn’t as nice to the other children, I heard he kicked 2 of them out of his house just because they ate some fruit at his garden.

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u/AgentClockworkOrange 5h ago

No, Jerry was a race car driver

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u/RPDRNick 4h ago

That explains why birds suddenly appeared every time he was near.

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u/Either-End-8786 3h ago

...previous to his career as a prophet. All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world.
So there was only one thing that I could do - was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long.

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u/quatroquatro0 Sydney Sweeney orfan 6h ago

And he really nailed that wood

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u/-screaming-meat- 6h ago

Karen Carpenter's first born child

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u/Reverse_SumoCard Uwe Boll 4h ago

So its: Jesus, John, Richard, Karen and Sabrina

I did the math, there had to be more virgin birthing in this family

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 3h ago

OG nepo baby 🤣

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u/AbbreviationsOne148 2h ago

Wait until you see Sabrina Plumber

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u/RiffyWammel 1h ago

So was Karen- although Jesus did quite like a fish supper

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u/Special_Order-937 6h ago

The Time Machine (2002)

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u/juana5unshine4484 3h ago

idk man, this whole thing is kinda sus

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u/between3220character 6h ago

Damn, I can't believe these two were responsible for creating my wooden furnitures

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u/PangaeaDiarrhea 6h ago

I can't believe these two are responsible for giving me wood.

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u/Musician88 6h ago

Both of them are descended from Karen Carpenter.

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u/jo5parkles3787 5h ago

did you use a qtip or a tiny brush

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u/EuphoricPhoto2048 6h ago

That's why the fans call her Mother.

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u/Regular-Guest-1284 6h ago

No mommy..huh?

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u/TheDeparted383 6h ago

Also he has aunt who goes by the name Jennifer carpenter

https://giphy.com/gifs/7LLD67VD7NhgaNIqok

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u/DeSaussure1857 5h ago

Is that her teenage son?

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u/Grazer46 6h ago

While I get the confusion, John Carpenter is actually the son of the original Carpenter: Jesus. Sabrina is his Aunt

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 6h ago

Ironically Sabrina's aunt is why shes even famous in the first place

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u/Micojageo 4h ago

While it's true that Nancy Cartwright is her aunt, she also does have a lot of talent

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u/Grazer46 6h ago

Smh, nepos everywhere

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u/stalin_kulak Zack Snyder 6h ago

She's Mother Mary

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u/crazy_goat 6h ago

Her aunt is Nancy Cartwright (Bart Simpson, et all)

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u/mordeci00 1h ago

How dare you "et al" Nelson Muntz

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u/zmykula 6h ago

Sabrina Carpenter -> Sabreen -> Neil Breen -> Neil Carpenter -> John Carpenter

It couldn't be any more obvious.

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u/Longjumping-Sweet818 6h ago

What's not to believe?

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u/PangaeaDiarrhea 6h ago

I never realized John Carpenter was the grandfather in Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.

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u/Any_Mode6525 6h ago

have you tried this one?

...

<shapeshifts into a man-killing beast>

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u/d-the-king 6h ago

I thought that was David Carradine at first.

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u/Open_Enthusiasm8528 4h ago

He's actually descended from Lord Carpenter, the man who invented carpentry

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u/Financial-Craft-1282 3h ago

Just going to say--John Carpenter seems like an awesome dude. He had a run from the late 70s to the early 90s unlike anything most directors ever experienced, and while he was lambasted in his time, history has been fair to his films--plus he's rich. I think, as an artist's life goes, he got the best of it--instead of being well liked in his era and forgotten, he is literally now considered an all-time great, raked in cash, and seems to not like right wing politics. Want more could you want?

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u/WangoTheWonderDonkey 1h ago

They're both phonies -- neither one of them can build a kitchen cabinet or even swing a hammer.

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u/astralchanterelle 6h ago

Say what you want about her but she did a good job on my bookshelves

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u/Phantom_Marc_63 6h ago

So her son has Benjamin Button disease?

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u/SufficientBakery 3h ago

Gosh! I really needed the laugh

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u/awesomedan24 4h ago

I can't believe Don Glover is a nepo baby who's career was launched by his dad, Dong Lover

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u/Hoosier_Daddy68 6h ago

Lucky guy got to suck them titties but I coulda sworn he was Karen Carpenters kid. You can tell by how skinny he is.

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u/mister_house_ 6h ago

And how well he plays drums

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u/HavixComix 5h ago

Dude, he had a kid with Adrienne Barbeau. Them boys were eatin' good!

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u/Crunchandbunch 5h ago

Is she from swamp thing?

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u/Tall_Opportunity_521 4h ago

Yes, both of her is from swamp thing...

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u/HavixComix 3h ago edited 3h ago

Yes, as well as The Fog, Escape From NY, Creepshow and so on.

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u/imagine-meatloaf 6h ago

What. She would have been like 5 years old when he was born

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u/girlintheboxxx 6h ago

No really

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u/Hippobu2 6h ago

This post had better not be unironically prophetic!

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u/Shitp0st_Supreme 6h ago

Is he grandpapa in Master of Disguise?

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u/Jefflehem 6h ago

But why did you post a picture of David Carradine?

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u/EfficientRelation574 6h ago

I thought Karen Carpenter was John's mother?

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u/Aolflashback 6h ago

I thought they weren’t related at all

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u/Chilly235 6h ago

Clearly John took Sabrina's discarded compositions and put his name on them to score his silly movies

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u/thedorkknight123 I saw Joker and im 10😎😎😎 6h ago

Christopher nolan casting

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u/ErBitchCZ 6h ago

I know it all time long 🤣

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u/kilsta 5h ago

Could be possible. Who the hell is her demographic? Aunties?

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u/mace30 5h ago

It was so nice for Gunship to put that young up and comer in their songs as a narrator. Sabrina really used her connections, I'm sure.

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u/tubulerz1 5h ago

False. His mother was drumming star Karen Carpenter.

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u/Uncle-Cake 5h ago

Shame about what happened to her sister Karen. She was really talented.

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u/SiempreHayEsperanza- 5h ago

Wait till you find out about…. The Carpenters. A mafia I say.

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u/Illustrious_Sea_962 5h ago

ironic ive never seen them make anything out of wood

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u/justsomeph0t0n 5h ago

he's also responsible for the resonance cascade at black mesa

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u/Digitaltwinn 5h ago

Finally a decent shitpost

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo 4h ago

You know what's actually crazy? Her aunt is Bart Simpson.

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u/BotherEconomy4413 4h ago

He looks good for her age.

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u/BerrieRosavella 4h ago

This is the kind of nepo baby investigation that happens when two famous people share a last name

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u/Reddit_2_2024 4h ago

Man-child always comes running to Sabrina. /s

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u/RPDRNick 4h ago

Here's The Thing. We started out as friends.

https://giphy.com/gifs/etIsQ4KKPJgtO

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u/LittleJohnStone 4h ago

He did the soundtrack to many of his movies, now I know where the musical talent comes from!

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u/Blgblrd 4h ago

She’s a nepo niece.

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u/Ok-Calligrapher-9699 3h ago

No wonder why “Ghosts of Mars” was so good!

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u/Frank_Hvam 3h ago

And then he killed Bob Crane.

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u/AB_7361 3h ago

Sabrina's aunt is Nancy Cartwright

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u/No_Town_9602 2h ago

Nancy's step-brother is Sabrina's dad, so yes

And I like to think of them as step-siblings like this

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o84sBeazR6QqOy2ha

and not getting stuck in the dryer or whatever.

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u/Horror_Log362 3h ago

I bought this was one of those before/after trans pictures.

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u/sakallicelal 3h ago

Nepo daddy

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u/FirefighterEast9291 3h ago

He had a tough childhood 

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u/No_Speed9064 2h ago

Do all popstars look like porn stars

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u/TheUnluckyFarmer 1h ago

Yup. Because pedos control the music industry. Keep up dude.

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u/DobryVojakSvejk 2h ago

His real name? Sabre Carpenter

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u/Ok_Move1838 2h ago

He owes all his success to her

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u/ripndipp 2h ago

That bastard John Carpenter won the first Who Wants to be a Millionaire with Regis Philbin the son of a bitch!

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u/Sin2K 2h ago edited 2h ago

To be fair people like Carrie Fisher, RDJ, and Liza Minneli were/are nepo babies...

We just don't call them that because they had incredibly fucked up childhoods. That used to be the deal! Yeah, they had enough fame to be successful but they had so much trauma they were never gonna be happy about it.

Now you got these famous kids who don't have to audition and they've never even done cocaine with their parents!

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u/LesbianWhoLaughsAtU 2h ago

I wish I was allowed to call her Mother, too.

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u/JustTheOneGoose22 2h ago

I heard Jesus was a Carpenter too... It's all in who you know! Such bullshit 🙄

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u/SethOval 2h ago

He has her eyes.

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u/Strength-InThe-Loins 2h ago

It was the least she could do for him after helping her other kids, Richard and Karen, launch their careers.

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u/Nathmikt 2h ago

Who is Sabrin and why is she a carpenter?

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u/GaffaCharge 1h ago

You can tell they are related because they tilt their heads at the same angle

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u/RevolutionaryMeal851 1h ago

John Carpenter sounds like the protag of a building game. And you later find he's a secret descendant of Jesus.

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u/Cranatic05 1h ago

Carpenters usually work with wood... Are you stupid ?

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u/strangebru 51m ago

How are they related to Karen Carpenter?

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u/No-Trash3485 48m ago edited 5m ago

Grinds do help with the mouthfeel, but the coffee grit taste is polarizing, in my experience. Back when I first quit, seeds and gum did most of the work. I also tried Roon for a bit, which only comes in Cool Mint right now, and it was fine for parking something in the lip.

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u/DeSaussure1857 38m ago

It's just a circlejerk sub 😆

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u/KingBroad7874 44m ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1APdR2iiJgIc8Ax5wM

Everyone forgets about her other children.

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u/Informal-Celery7331 37m ago

Rare case where the Nepo kid is more talented than their famous parent.

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u/Rasdowers 24m ago

This is great! Made me laugh so hard for some reason.

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u/Party-Currency-705 6m ago

Little known tid bit, Sabrina Carpenter’s real name is Nicholas Cage

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u/Elegant_West4020 6h ago

Don’t you dare disrespect a Hollywood legend by comparing him to that talentless twit.

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u/Regular-Guest-1284 6h ago

They didn’t compare