r/okbuddycinephile • u/Jesus_H_Christ_AMA Gotti • 4h ago

Why did Cooper go into a black hole and neglect his son to save humanity when he could have just planted more corn and neglected his son ? Is he stupid?

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u/Civil-Lemon-7877 4h ago

Nolan really spent $165 million to avoid telling Cooper about crop rotation.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QBd2kLB5qDmysEXre9

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u/DeSaussure1857 3h ago

Then his son turned into Jar Jar Binks

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u/Texas-Boi_ 3h ago

😂

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u/jsbach90 3h ago

"Farming is a flat circle..."

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u/Narretz 3h ago

Interstellar's biggest failure is that there weren't more scenes of Cooper's son getting neglected

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u/CivilPut2445 1h ago

On the plus side, they might have filmed them. They just neglected to edit them into the film.

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u/sonjamuff1n5491 1h ago

Wait, this post is blank?

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 4h ago

Truth was that Cooper threw himself into a black hole because he got tired of his boy constantly talking shit about opera as an art form.

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u/Jolybeenexpert get stuckmannized 3h ago

One more bad take on opera and I’m jumping in after him.

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u/FartInMyBoots 3h ago

Don't even get him started on ballet

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u/ConsiderationNew3337 3h ago

His son was intentionally trying to make the place a desert. Weirdo.

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u/mz_groups 3h ago

Cooper watching the reactions in the comment section:

https://giphy.com/gifs/bgBO1Yh3Z7Qq5rB4PC

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u/Likely_Addict 3h ago

If that was my son I'd jump into a black hole, too.

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 go back to the club 3h ago

If your kid was Tomothee Chalet you would also want to jump into a black hole

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u/schnitzelrada 3h ago

If only he'd known his son would magically morph into Casey Affleck...

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 go back to the club 3h ago

I would have jumped twice. 

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u/Shoddy_Newspaper_718 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cAGRiuiIzMAC0H3IIZ

It's ok. His kid just became a cannibal.

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u/algebroni 3h ago

Why did he go through all the effort of launching himself into a black hole to travel in time when time is in fact just a flat circle?

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u/Martin_Aurelius 2h ago

Because he's not just a regular type dude... with a big ass dick.

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u/NateN85 3h ago

These Kalshi ads are getting out of hand

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u/jsbach90 3h ago

Because his son said ballet and opera suck ass and movies are really the best, what a little bitch

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u/actuallyapossom 3h ago

He didn't want to watch his son slowly grow into Casey Affleck.

Didn't you see him crying when his fears were confirmed?

https://giphy.com/gifs/wViS9n0RqN2

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u/H4X4NX 3h ago

I haven't seen this season of Twin Peaks yet

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u/silverclovd 3h ago

He wanted to punish his FIL with raising them darn kids and stopping farm fires

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u/DavidCi_CodeX 3h ago

Cooper's son was so neglected that I keep forgetting the fact that he was played by Timothée Chalamet

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u/Lemonpara_dox 2h ago

The corn wasn’t gonna neglect his son for him

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u/ionised 2h ago

To be fair, the less corn, the more sand.

Or something to that effect.

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u/OnceAbel_HasFallen 2h ago

There should be a lore reason.

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u/DaveMcNinja 10m ago

Some men just really really want to go into a black hole?