r/okbuddycinephile 5h ago

Favourite portrayal of a prostitute on film?

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u/InactiveMedusa 5h ago

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u/duh_nom_yar Cats 4h ago

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u/Fuzzy_Donl0p I’m the Joker baby! 4h ago

i checked her imdb idk why this made me lol out loud

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u/lazy_tranquil 4h ago

it made you laugh out loud out loud

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u/GustFitzwall93 4h ago

SMH my head

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u/bucolucas 3h ago

RIP in peace

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u/Active-Ad-2527 3h ago

uj/ when people say "ATM machine" I assume they mean "ass to mouth machine" because "automatic teller machine machine" would make no sense

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u/Alone_Banana_3520 2h ago

Don’t forget you pin number for the atm machine.

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u/FrighteningJibber 1h ago

Wait till you find out “bubbler” people also use “TYME” machines.

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u/tweeterj 44m ago

Oh the ‘Sconsin. How I miss thee.

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u/This_guy_here56 2h ago

Rest in pieces in peace ✌️

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u/duh_nom_yar Cats 3h ago

For real fr

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u/John_cCmndhd 3h ago

What does the Sydney Morning Herald have to do with your head?

But actually though most of the SMH articles I end up reading are about SMH-worthy situations

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u/One_Ad_5059 2h ago

I thought it was more that they exclaimed loudly “LOL”?

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u/Oldfolksboogie 2h ago

Hey everybody it's Tommy Two- Times!

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnJIorYl4E5yEaQ

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 1h ago

“EL OHH ELLL!!!”

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u/subatomic_ray_gun 4h ago

She has that phrase trademarked? She needs to hire a law firm for copyright infringement, bc in my middle school kids repeated that phrase all the time.

I will testify against them. Justice will be served.

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u/Ill_Traveler_ 3h ago

Trademark as in what she’s known for not a legal trademark.

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u/Supergirl016 2h ago

#joke....

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u/KaiserFortinbras 2h ago

I've seen it on T-shirts as "Miso."

Not sure why I'm adding this, just bored I guess.

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u/JohnnyBravo66666 24m ago

There is also the 2 Live Crew song that sample the "me, so horny" bit. 

I love the beat and it's an amazing song but the lyrics are obviously 18++ and a bit nasty, haha.

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u/duh_nom_yar Cats 4h ago

Respect.

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u/Content_Ad_7999 4h ago

Oh, is this where the 2 Live Crew sample is from? I watched the movie with german dubbing so I couldn't recognize.

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u/rhino36-dropout 3h ago

Yes, the scene is played at the start of the song  "What can I get for 10$? Anything you want! Anything? Anything."

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u/-screaming-meat- 3h ago

Funf Deutschmarks sind saugen saugen ich liebe dich lange

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u/SousVideDiaper 4h ago

$15 too beaucoup

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u/Bladley 3h ago

No boom boom with soul brutha

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u/baatar2018 3h ago

Pure Alabama black snake but it ain’t too beaucoup.

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u/tuenmuntherapist 3h ago

The duality of woman.

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u/Oldfolksboogie 2h ago

The Jungian thing, Sir. 🫡

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u/g_dub-n 4h ago

This guys a snitch in Baltimore

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u/orap3tal1016 3h ago

wait is this the pic with the tiny gnome village

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u/ArticusFarticus 46m ago

Wow she sucky sucky LONG TIME!

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u/FriendoftheDork 3h ago

I'm still surprised that's the same guy who played "father" in Stranger Things.

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u/BeefyFartss 3h ago

It’s Louden Swain from VisionQuest

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u/Its42 3h ago

TIL Joker got into MKULTRA stuff after he finished in 'Nam

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u/lord_flashheart2000 54m ago

She’s loved him for a looong time

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u/Rengeflower 3h ago

Holy crap! She has to be almost 6’ tall. Matthew is 6’6”.

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u/Armadilowhatchristo Sydney Sweeney orfan 5h ago

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u/Potato_Stains 5h ago

The rotting lettuce in my crisper when I open the fridge to eat a brick of processed velveeta cheese.

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u/PlentyOMangos 3h ago

processed velveeta cheese jelly donut

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u/existonfilenerf 2h ago

The cyclospora on the lettuce wanting to reproduce in your digestive system.

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u/McJimbo 2h ago

*cheeselike dairy product

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u/The_Autarch 1h ago

velveeta ain't cheese. even says so on the box.

it's a cheese byproduct.

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u/bazilbt 3h ago

Bro was close to paradise.

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u/Sprzout 3h ago

Scary that this guy was "Thor" in Adventures in Babysitting, AND Kingpin in the Daredevil series (and he's damned good as Kingpin).

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u/Own-Success-7634 2h ago

Here is what Private Pyle (D’Onofrio) looked like when he put on 20 pounds for the role. He said he looked like he could kick everyone’s ass. He did this will doing his training and gaining weight for Full Metal Jacket.

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u/Few_Rule7378 1h ago

I can’t believe he missed all of Viet Nam.

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u/connor42 5h ago

I loved Lost in Translation

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u/DeSaussure1857 5h ago

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u/Then_Bodybuilder8416 5h ago

i was going to say something about him having his hands in his pockets but then i remembered they were soliciting prostitutes. i guess that would get you yelled at more than hands in pockets.

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u/Complex-Gazelle7658 4h ago

What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beaucoup.

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u/SPascareli 4h ago

Emjee, emjee.

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u/SloFamBam 4h ago

As a Marine, hard disagree

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u/Grundle__Puncher 5h ago

Too boku soul brotha

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u/SousVideDiaper 4h ago

beaucoup

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u/Grundle__Puncher 4h ago

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u/fallguy19 2h ago

You had this locked and loaded

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u/Zunter_Hol0mon 4h ago

How about we get those hands out of our pockets, high speed.

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u/Ok_Alternative261 5h ago

5 dollar back then was like 70 now. that's a expensive... well, take my money.

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u/bucketboy9000 4h ago

It’s that cheap???

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 1h ago

In Vietnam during the late 60s/early 70s? Probably

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u/dddubstep 4h ago

I cranked serious hog to this as a kid

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u/sassytheassquatch 3h ago

Be glad to trade you some ARVN rifles. Never been fired and only dropped once

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u/Independent_Tax_5088 4h ago

Alabama blacksnake .... not too boocoo

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u/misfitofscience76 4h ago

Too buku… too buku

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u/FlattopJr 3h ago

2 Live Crew intensifies

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u/ComfortableHot6309 2h ago

Loooong time

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u/BigmaEnjoyer 1h ago

So I have a story on this. In college I dated a Vietnamese exchange student for a few years. Me being a dumbass decided we should watch FMJ. Now please also note her family is from North VN, and grandpa charlie was in the trees blasting GI Joe and dodging agent orange. She enjoyed the first part just fine, not knowing what was coming up. Anyway, this part comes up. She's not enjoying it so much anymore, so we stop watching.

Fast forward 2 weeks we are meeting up at a local bar, I arrived early, she had to come out of work. I'm at the bar, quite full place, having a beer as I see her walking up looking like Soo Soo up there and loudly proclaim "SUCKY FUCKY FIVE DORRA, ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME".

We left together. We never went back to that bar. I learned my lesson. Good memories.

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u/TheMireAngel 1h ago

5$ is insane thats like 10 hours of works pay at the time, let alone conversion rate

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u/DesperateMechanic305 4h ago

I first thought this was Megan Fox and after I read the text I chose to keep it that way.