r/okbuddycinephile • u/RayoftheRaver • 3h ago

Favourite portrayal of a prostitute on film?

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u/Shadowmant 3h ago

George Carlin in Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

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u/xjebediahx 2h ago

“You follow the book too?”

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u/RoberNelsson7 1h ago edited 0m ago

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

BTW, this might be the future of dating... the latest craze taking over hentai communities.

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u/Frymonkey237 2h ago

"No more hairy bush nuns"

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u/BaronVonChahyll 2h ago

First time I saw George Carlin not as Mr Conductor

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u/ComradeJohnS 2h ago

that’s the worst way to experience the cinematic Carlin universe

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u/DR-ANUSTART 3h ago

A man's gotta eat.

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u/Dank_Magic_Attack 3h ago

Whorin' yourself out for cheeseburgers again Randy?

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u/KiloThaPastyOne 1h ago

Frig off J-Roc. Maybe you haven’t heard, but I’m off the cheeseburgers.

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u/AllIWantForXmasIsFoo 1h ago

Mafukas with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers

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u/Lma0stfu_uadork 3h ago

What’s a ZJ?

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u/naterr3343 3h ago

If you gotta ask, you can’t afford it

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u/skeletonhorse420 2h ago

Cmon. I knew the whole time

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u/Phantasmolightshow 3h ago

If you have to ask, big man, you can’t afford it.

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u/Wannabe_Writer89 3h ago

I heard he can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

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u/FHFBEATS 3h ago

Wait til the pants come off

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u/AnEvenNicerGuy 3h ago edited 1h ago

He has one of the most aesthetically pleasing bellies I’ve ever seen 

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u/Various-Salt-7738 2h ago

It takes a lot of dedication and cheese burgers to achieve such a physique

https://giphy.com/gifs/nj257YL538Gdy

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u/Fire_Z1 3h ago

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u/CameronPoe_37__ 2h ago

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u/NoFuqGiven 2h ago

"You've got a friend in me!!"

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u/ThorsGrundle 1h ago

There's more than a snake in his boot

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u/DeSaussure1857 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/APcfVOIIFi4Pm

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u/No_Seaworthiness4196 3h ago

No matter how quick whitted I am, there's always someone 26 minutes ahead

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u/UpperApe 3h ago

I love that you spelled quick-witted wrong

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u/TheRealNickMullen 3h ago

Good old Galaxia from Lickinzedickin

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u/tlollz52 3h ago

I feel like dancing! Dancing!

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u/Boom9001 2h ago

I've seen this movie a few times years appart. I forget Woody is the prostitute every time and am shocked when he shows up.

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u/kettle5435 3h ago

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u/Berserker-Hamster 2h ago

Oh Lemon, top front is your worst quadrant.

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u/Bank_Gothic 1h ago

Can't have a lemon party without ol' Dick.

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u/Past_BumblebeeX 2h ago

Good god lemon

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u/kettle5435 2h ago

What a week, huh?

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 1h ago

Lemon it’s Wednesday

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u/GetInZeWagen 1h ago

In certain lights she's an 8! Using East Coast, over-35 standards, excluding Miami.

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u/pentachronic 1h ago

Shut it down!

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u/kettle5435 1h ago

It's a dealbreaker, ladies!

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u/SpaceBoJangles 1h ago

What a goated show.

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u/RevengeofSudz 1h ago

Lemon please, I heard you singing Night Cheese.

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u/that_dutch_dude 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nkdvpL6C07FKM

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 3h ago

She was so incredibly hot in Total Recall 

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u/tech_noir_guitar 3h ago

I mean, Sharon Stone was hot in pretty much everything she's in because she's just plain hot.

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 3h ago

She was peak hotness in this movie. 

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u/ParkingMuted7653 2h ago

I saw it for the first time a couple of months ago, and that was exactly my thought.

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u/ConsciousSpirit397 2h ago

Somehow she’s hotter when trying to murder you 🙃

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u/InactiveMedusa 3h ago

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u/duh_nom_yar Cats 3h ago

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u/Fuzzy_Donl0p I’m the Joker baby! 3h ago

i checked her imdb idk why this made me lol out loud

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u/lazy_tranquil 3h ago

it made you laugh out loud out loud

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u/GustFitzwall93 2h ago

SMH my head

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u/bucolucas 2h ago

RIP in peace

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u/Active-Ad-2527 1h ago

uj/ when people say "ATM machine" I assume they mean "ass to mouth machine" because "automatic teller machine machine" would make no sense

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u/subatomic_ray_gun 2h ago

She has that phrase trademarked? She needs to hire a law firm for copyright infringement, bc in my middle school kids repeated that phrase all the time.

I will testify against them. Justice will be served.

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u/duh_nom_yar Cats 3h ago

Respect.

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u/Armadilowhatchristo Sydney Sweeney orfan 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/S9K2QsvAtG0hy

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u/Potato_Stains 3h ago

The rotting lettuce in my crisper when I open the fridge to eat a brick of processed velveeta cheese.

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u/DeSaussure1857 3h ago

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u/Then_Bodybuilder8416 3h ago

i was going to say something about him having his hands in his pockets but then i remembered they were soliciting prostitutes. i guess that would get you yelled at more than hands in pockets.

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u/Complex-Gazelle7658 3h ago

What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beaucoup.

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u/SPascareli 2h ago

Emjee, emjee.

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u/connor42 3h ago

I loved Lost in Translation

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u/Ok_Alternative261 3h ago

5 dollar back then was like 70 now. that's a expensive... well, take my money.

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u/bucketboy9000 3h ago

It’s that cheap???

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u/maliciousprick 3h ago

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u/bbsteps 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AP8rlSjn3fqco

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u/IllegalDaycare 2h ago

I love this whole interaction because it’s like you know Brandt does watch sometimes

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u/Background-Video4331 3h ago

What a waste. It still irks me that the silly fucker OD'd.

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u/tEhKeWlEsT 2h ago

yea man, it's a bummer

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u/Han_Swolo_18 3h ago

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.

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u/denny-bangerrang 2h ago

That's marvelous! 😬

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u/RoberNelsson7 1h ago

Two men visit a prostitute. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "Heck. My wife is better than that." The second man goes in. He comes out ten minutes later and says, "You know? Your wife is better."

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u/send_it_431 3h ago

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u/dreamboat_king 3h ago

Paintins and shit

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u/GreenHairyMartian 2h ago

I dunno, fruit and shit...

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u/craigchrizt 3h ago

Upgradde

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u/TroubleshootenSOB 3h ago

Which he spells thusly, with two D's, as he says, "for a double dose of this pimping".

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u/Martin_Aurelius 3h ago

There are 9,726 listings for "Upgrayedd". Please deposit $2,000 to begin connection.

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u/quirked_up_yt_boi 2h ago

Interesting. Is he Dutch?

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u/CameronPoe_37__ 3h ago

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 3h ago

She must have made so much money 

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u/mustard5man7max3 2h ago

Yep, but from insider trading.

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u/JMurdock77 2h ago

Eddie Murphy knows where you were looking.

Eddie Murphy forgives you.

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u/Ill_Traveler_ 2h ago

I didn’t even notice him, then I looked and I feel judged 😢

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u/justanothercowfart 3h ago

This is actually a pretty dope picture! This must be from pic on set, 'cause it definitely wasn't in the film.

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u/Questioned_By 3h ago

Sold himself to a company stooooooreeee

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u/Archeryfin 3h ago

He was eaten up about though.

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u/spiderland5150 3h ago

He was cocooned, then his chest came from together.

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u/Remarkable_Break_569 3h ago

Saint Peter better not call his ass.

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u/Weight-Disastrous 3h ago

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u/TheRealNickMullen 3h ago

You fuckin hooah

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u/dirtyforker 2h ago

Girls a thoroughbred for sure.

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u/1thymeonli 2h ago

A. She was a HOOOAH B. She hit me

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u/Whole_Rough7066 3h ago

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u/Icanthearforshit 2h ago

The Original was a Bangher

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u/Smingers 3h ago

Melanie Will Return In The Epstein Files

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u/Constant-Coast-9518 3h ago

Rebecca De Mornay from Risky Business (1983), arguably helped to kick-start Tom Cruise's rise to stardom. He would go to make Top Gun a mere 3 years later.

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u/Sprzout 2h ago

But he had Legend with Tim Curry before that (which was a much better film, IMHO). Probably wasn't all that well known until Top Gun hit and people went back to look at his back catalog of films.

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u/NewcRoc 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/g7IIHs11w6XSg

How has no one mentioned the late Queen Dolly. Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.

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u/NukaGirl665 3h ago edited 2h ago

honestly would

Edit - fuck i forgot that this is for movies not tv shows

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u/ghost-ogk 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BAholQORE13JeXHHGJ

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u/That_Apathetic_Man 3h ago

Why are showing us a stapler?

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u/craigchrizt 3h ago

Looks like a carrot to me. 🥕

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u/SergeantThreat 3h ago

Derp dee derp ta teetely tum!

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u/Haunting_Style3880 2h ago

Shelley Long in "Nightshift" (1983)

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u/CptLoken 3h ago

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u/GatorsILike 2h ago

Man, that is some primo box.

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u/Distraction86 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1J9A9O6ZtrinVGvK

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u/HavixComix 3h ago

I mean... technically, he never gets paid, as far as we see.

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u/bird_is_the_word_198 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kXyRWmgqAnm5G

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u/Homersarmy41 3h ago

That’s a terrible portrayal. Have you ever seen a hooker that looked like that?

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u/RayoftheRaver 3h ago

If you have, where exactly?

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u/bird_is_the_word_198 3h ago

In Hollywood apparently 💁🏽‍♂️

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u/Frankie_Sriracha 3h ago

Is this from the Truman show?

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u/Effective-Wolf5368 2h ago

She would get bonuses for every time she would hook up with him.

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u/YoshiTheDog420 Society man 3h ago

Technically not a prostitute. There are cameras. She is a pornography actress.

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u/dpldpldpl 3h ago

Not quite a prostitute, but Jamie Lee Curtis and her strip scene were memorable. However, her role in Trading Places was perfect, that pink dress in fried into my memory.

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u/Crazy-Foundation-344 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TfHcpr3XQYx9e
Elisabeth Shue was a convincing one in Leaving Las Vegas.

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u/Klutzy_Operation_483 2h ago

Frankenhooker

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u/Wandering_Comet69 3h ago

Julia Roberts in Pretty Women!

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u/Sierramtnjim 1h ago

Melanomia Trump in Melania. It was like she wasn’t even acting

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u/TopRevenue2 3h ago

George Carlin in Dogma

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u/stuffedskullcat 3h ago

Delilah in Unforgiven.

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u/Outside_Ad_4522 3h ago

I’ve got a few unnamed films in a box in the back of my closet that were definitely my favorite to film…