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u/Informal-Celery7331 1h ago

What no play does to a Redditor.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 1h ago

Our forefathers jerked it to the sears catalogue....show some respect for how far they've come.

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u/sufjan_stevens 1h ago

The magazine was only a couple of inches away, not that far

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u/spookydonkey513 Society man 1h ago

i feel so seen

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u/Lookuponthewall 54m ago

And before that we wanked over topless tribal women in National Geographic. We made do with what we had.

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u/KnoxenBox 1h ago

Calvin Klein also made the only media piece that you may enjoy watching Dakota Johnson star in.

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u/randomalien20 Exited for the Snyder cut 1h ago

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u/Training_Pirate1000 1h ago

Did your horny ass slow down the ad?

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u/4862skrrt2684 1h ago

Thank you for your service Historical_Share_419 🫡

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u/Cranatic05 1h ago

Gooners have enough material for a few hours, hopefully they will not post for that period.

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u/LloydusMaximuss watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 1h ago

30 Seconds

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u/EscapedFromArea51 48m ago

Ah yes, the famous Nick Cage movie

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u/LloydusMaximuss watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 47m ago

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u/Cranatic05 1h ago

You forgot to take into account the time their brain requires to recover after any physical activity

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u/LloydusMaximuss watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 1h ago

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u/BelowAverageComments 1h ago

Why is this in 3 FPS and where is the higher quality version

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u/limp_noodle 1h ago

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u/Canon_M50 1h ago

Why did I have to watch ads before the ad?

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 1h ago

I laugh so fucking hard every god damn time

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u/CaucSaucer 56m ago

Suddenly I’m not in the mood for coffee at all

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 1h ago

This is ridiculous, why would she make a 6 hour long commercial?

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u/Horry43 1h ago

With consent I would like to continue watching

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u/AidyCakes 1h ago

I get it! There's a sink because that's her name

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u/Wackypunjabimuttley The Room 1h ago

Good Jeans?

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u/GrenadierSoldat3 The Fanatic 1h ago

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u/solidus0079 Cats 1h ago

I have a hunch OP partakes in many online coitus recordings.

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u/Sufficient_Push9762 1h ago

Someone in advertising understood the assignment

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u/Dependent_Order_7358 1h ago

What kind of gooner came up with this

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u/Paridisco 1h ago

Was only a matter of time before she start showing ass

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u/GreninjaStrike Glizzyphile 1h ago

Maybe Cartman was wrong abt gingers

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u/Hot-Diggity_Dog 1h ago

In Spider-Man I was like meh. She whatever. Now this commercial has me looking at her like wow

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u/Any-Advantage-3171 29m ago

You were like 'meh'? Lmao

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u/ManuMora98 1h ago

What a waste of water, smh

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u/unk1ndm4g1c14n1 1h ago

Levi and Calvin Klein keep doing ads like this, but they primarily sell female clothing. So who is this ad for? Lesbian women? Straight femboys?

Men who can persuade their partners to buy a specific brand??

Is it just a marketing stunt? But for who? The people talking about it are the gooners and the conservatives, two people who wont buy this. Or is them talking about it causing counter-culture groups to buy it, in the same way people wear pants that say "juicy" on their butts (like Tom did in that one scene). But then those crowds would surely buy something more revealing than literally just default jeans and boxers.

What the hell is the strategy here. Im losing my mind. At least Juicy is intentinally provocative. Calvin Klein typically sell boxers. Levis sell like default jeans.

Is it just Jean Grey??? Is that the bit? Is she going to date someone called Calvin instead of Scott???

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u/GrandmaPoses 1h ago

I feel like it appeals to everyone but gay men, but also probably some gay men as well. There’s like four gay guys who want nothing to do with this.

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u/drewsus64 1h ago

JEAN Grey + SINK. There hasn’t been a more intelligent and subtlety messaged piece of media since Crash (2004)

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u/unk1ndm4g1c14n1 1h ago

Featuring Blue Jeans and an ad for undwear. How is this selling the undwear.

Also I get the reference, that isnt the issue. How does this reference help Calvin Klein? I can say that my uncle looks like Sadam Hussain, that doesnt bring Sadam Hussain any benefit.

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u/Tubssss 39m ago

Is this the first time you've seen an ad?

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u/[deleted] 1h ago

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u/AbleChampionship5587 1h ago

Your honor,Jean Grey did nothing wrong.

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u/KurtRussellsMullet 1h ago

The great outdoors is beckoning you

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u/Canon_M50 1h ago

Can we get some more frames?

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u/Golden_Cultivation 1h ago

Must not be her house 😂

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u/Pliskkenn_D 1h ago

I feel like I'm on a register now.

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u/mr_rosszindulat 54m ago

This is wrong, it is so wrong.

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u/fossyfossy37856 54m ago

Did anyone else think this is a bit “sexual innuendo” type ad

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u/AlexLemons 53m ago

Oooooh. When I first saw this I thought my internet was slow lol

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u/Klutzer_Munitions watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 52m ago

The hell is she doing? The toaster goes in the bathtub and you're supposed to get in with it.

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u/Redd_Machine85 50m ago

Jean... you need to learn to control your powers...

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u/CodeDusq 45m ago

Cancelling plans for the rest of the week

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u/Morbidly-Obese-Emu 42m ago

I also keep my jeans on top of a high open door.

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u/Competitive-Dot181 27m ago

I hate to say it but I think some of the closeups in this are a body double. She’s pleasantly rounded in the far away shots and the closeups are 0 percent body fat hard body. Also they just suspiciously avoid panning to her face.

You can still goon to it though.

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u/lurkermurphy 1h ago

it's a Powder Keg

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u/mister_house_ 1h ago

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u/Majkl_94 57m ago

She's only 24 years old you sick fuck!

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u/Macacosabio 1h ago

She's a fucking adult bro😭😭🥀

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u/mister_house_ 1h ago

My daughter dressed up as max for Halloween so maybe it’s just a bit close to home

Happy cake day tho 😭

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u/Macacosabio 1h ago

Fair i guess

Not even noticed that today was my cake day lol, thanks👍

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u/Informal-Celery7331 1h ago

I pray these people stay at least 1/4 mile from women and children at all times.

In come the downvotes. Idc you fucking weirdos.

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u/StillBummedNouns 1h ago

Am I gay? I don’t find this or her attractive

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u/Tolkien-Minority 1h ago

Better than that Dakota Johnson jeans one