r/okbuddycinephile • u/Historical_Share_419 • 1h ago
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u/Informal-Celery7331 1h ago
What no play does to a Redditor.
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u/Slumunistmanifisto 1h ago
Our forefathers jerked it to the sears catalogue....show some respect for how far they've come.
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u/Lookuponthewall 54m ago
And before that we wanked over topless tribal women in National Geographic. We made do with what we had.
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u/KnoxenBox 1h ago
Calvin Klein also made the only media piece that you may enjoy watching Dakota Johnson star in.
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u/Cranatic05 1h ago
Gooners have enough material for a few hours, hopefully they will not post for that period.
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u/LloydusMaximuss watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 1h ago
30 Seconds
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u/EscapedFromArea51 48m ago
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u/LloydusMaximuss watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 47m ago
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u/Cranatic05 1h ago
You forgot to take into account the time their brain requires to recover after any physical activity
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u/LloydusMaximuss watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 1h ago
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u/Hot-Diggity_Dog 1h ago
In Spider-Man I was like meh. She whatever. Now this commercial has me looking at her like wow
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u/unk1ndm4g1c14n1 1h ago
Levi and Calvin Klein keep doing ads like this, but they primarily sell female clothing. So who is this ad for? Lesbian women? Straight femboys?
Men who can persuade their partners to buy a specific brand??
Is it just a marketing stunt? But for who? The people talking about it are the gooners and the conservatives, two people who wont buy this. Or is them talking about it causing counter-culture groups to buy it, in the same way people wear pants that say "juicy" on their butts (like Tom did in that one scene). But then those crowds would surely buy something more revealing than literally just default jeans and boxers.
What the hell is the strategy here. Im losing my mind. At least Juicy is intentinally provocative. Calvin Klein typically sell boxers. Levis sell like default jeans.
Is it just Jean Grey??? Is that the bit? Is she going to date someone called Calvin instead of Scott???
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u/GrandmaPoses 1h ago
I feel like it appeals to everyone but gay men, but also probably some gay men as well. There’s like four gay guys who want nothing to do with this.
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u/drewsus64 1h ago
JEAN Grey + SINK. There hasn’t been a more intelligent and subtlety messaged piece of media since Crash (2004)
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u/unk1ndm4g1c14n1 1h ago
Featuring Blue Jeans and an ad for undwear. How is this selling the undwear.
Also I get the reference, that isnt the issue. How does this reference help Calvin Klein? I can say that my uncle looks like Sadam Hussain, that doesnt bring Sadam Hussain any benefit.
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u/Klutzer_Munitions watches sex scenes with parents like a boss 😎 52m ago
The hell is she doing? The toaster goes in the bathtub and you're supposed to get in with it.
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u/Competitive-Dot181 27m ago
I hate to say it but I think some of the closeups in this are a body double. She’s pleasantly rounded in the far away shots and the closeups are 0 percent body fat hard body. Also they just suspiciously avoid panning to her face.
You can still goon to it though.
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u/mister_house_ 1h ago
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u/Macacosabio 1h ago
She's a fucking adult bro😭😭🥀
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u/mister_house_ 1h ago
My daughter dressed up as max for Halloween so maybe it’s just a bit close to home
Happy cake day tho 😭
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u/Informal-Celery7331 1h ago
I pray these people stay at least 1/4 mile from women and children at all times.
In come the downvotes. Idc you fucking weirdos.
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u/SuckingOnChileanDogs I’m the Joker baby! 1h ago
Alright buddy