r/oneliners • u/dunderthrowaway3 • 9d ago

I asked a Scottish guy to count everyone he slept with, and he fell asleep.

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u/Reckless_Engineer 9d ago

I think you mean Welsh.

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u/dunderthrowaway3 9d ago

I asked a Kiwi to count everyone he slept with, and he fell asleep.

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u/redditmydna 9d ago

It do they call him Fergus the bridge builder? No!

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u/BaronUnterbheit 9d ago

I always heard it as McGregor the bridge builder

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u/redditmydna 9d ago

Is that the guy with the big rubber boots?

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u/Dougally 9d ago

Baa haa haa.

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u/DutchOfBurdock 9d ago

I'd say he's fucked, but apparently he's just a wanker!

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u/Jerk_Johnson 7d ago

Talk about a ewe turn!

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u/PracticalIce1880 9d ago

How many sheeps?

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u/dunderthrowaway3 9d ago

One, two, three. Three.