r/onionhate Mar 31 '26

The easiest answer possible

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169 Upvotes

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215

u/VTLureGuy Mar 31 '26

AI slop is worse than onions.

17

u/Ok_Cicada_3420 Mar 31 '26

Bet it tastes better though…

4

u/Domin_ae Mar 31 '26

I despise ai. But definitely not.

0

u/abbifrank Apr 05 '26

What's wrong with AI?

You'll like this from Chat GPT: The tool accelerates the work, but the vision still comes from the human.

58

u/greiten Mar 31 '26

It’s crazy how many restaurants have only 2 soup options on their menu: French onion soup and soup of the day. When you ask what the soup of the day is, it’s usually split pea soup or some sort of bisque. Apparently chicken noodle soup is on perpetual global ration.

6

u/Low-Experience1886 Mar 31 '26

Never seen onion soup here lmao, it's always mushroom and pumpkin

28

u/skoobahdiver Mar 31 '26

As pictured, I'd easily give two of them up

4

u/Sledheadjack Mar 31 '26

Yea, exactly. The dumb burger also has onions, smh.

27

u/jun3_bugz Mar 31 '26

Did this need AI?

2

u/Disheartend Apr 03 '26

Apparently /:

59

u/TheMusicalSkeleton Mar 31 '26

I'll take onions over AI garbage any day. I'd even eat a whole raw onion to purge AI slop art from existence.

14

u/jun3_bugz Mar 31 '26

I’d have tears streaming down my face, I’d be gagging and I’d still chew every bite to eradicate brainless slop

12

u/jBread280 Mar 31 '26

AI 🤝 Onions

Being slop

8

u/Onions12413 Mar 31 '26

As stupid as it sounds I wish I could get french onion soup without the onion. I just want broth with melted cheese and soggy croutons... lmao

Funnily enough I rarely eat any of these 4 foods.

2

u/Puzzleheaded-Sky3141 Mar 31 '26

Oooh now we're talking! Maybe different mushrooms instead. I could eat that

12

u/MellifluousManatee Mar 31 '26

Fuck onion soup slop 🤬

8

u/AnonnyMcMonnie Mar 31 '26

Take B and D, since they have onions on both. I love me some A and C.

3

u/thesweetestberry Mar 31 '26

When I see French onion soup on a menu, I feel like I am being pranked. It boggles my mind. Do people really like it? Look, I love cheese so much. French onion soup makes me scowl even at the cheese.

I imagine it takes like runoff rainwater from a pig farm.

3

u/Professional_Fun1502 Apr 01 '26

I would eat an entire raw onion if it meant no more ai slop

1

u/abbifrank Apr 06 '26

I wouldn't, there's no avoiding AI. Reddit itself probably has some AI code underneath it. Who's to know?

2

u/Big-Independence8978 Mar 31 '26

I'm not too happy with that burger. But it can be fixed. B

2

u/Savage666999 Mar 31 '26

If I can still have a croque monsieur by technicality I will give up grill cheese. Cheesesteak is better 

2

u/abbifrank Apr 02 '26

C, I don't want that onion cheeseboogy either

2

u/WranglerBulky9842 Apr 05 '26

If D is as pictured, both Onion-included products.

1

u/thisisnitmyname Mar 31 '26

Well this is a tough one. Shit…

1

u/Arthurya Mar 31 '26

Grilled cheese is so bland man

1

u/StCost Mar 31 '26

Onion cream?
Grilled onion?
Onionburger?

I'd prefer neither, thanks

1

u/Megafspookie Mar 31 '26

easiest choice in my life fr

1

u/My_GuineaPig_Chicken Mar 31 '26

Onion soup, because I’m allergic to onions

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u/Jesse4391 Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

I am prepared for these down votes, and I hate everything with onions in them, hence why I’m on this sub. But French onion soup is different man, it was the only time in my life where I ate something with onions in it and didn’t gag, in fact, I actually didn’t mind it at all. Maybe it’s because it’s cooked to the point of Caramelization with the beef stock and cheese on top that makes it edible for me.

11

u/Duckdxd Mar 31 '26

Disgusting sloppy onions, no thanks

9

u/willzyx55 Mar 31 '26

We're enemies now

5

u/lucidlunarlatte Mar 31 '26

I agree, it’s more of a texture hate for me. I don’t really like diced or grilled onions, but onion powder and French onion soup are fine for me. I’ll share the hate lol!

2

u/cityshepherd Mar 31 '26

With French onion soup you can enjoy the cheese and soup and ignore the onions, because it’s the ONE dish in which the presence of the onions doesn’t contaminate and corrupt the entire rest of the dish.

2

u/lucidlunarlatte Mar 31 '26

Yeah, if I remember correctly it’s rather large onions in French onion soup, it’s pretty easy to avoid them.

I think I also just really love the melted cheese on top with the soup, very tasty. I’m a sucker for cheese crust lmao!

4

u/laughingashley Mar 31 '26

I know if you cooked it all day, then sifted out the onions before adding the cheese and toasted bread, it would pretty much be salt stew, but it would be fantastic salt stew lol