r/philly 14h ago

Independence Square mantises

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u/LuteDesign 14h ago

That’s private, let them alone :(

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u/ToastSpangler 14h ago

Lil bro boutta get his head ripped off, if not for OP how would his friends know he finally had sex?

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u/Relish_My_Weiner 7h ago

When male mantises don't show up for work one day, their friends probably feel like Ben Affleck at the end of Good Will Hunting

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u/tomdawg0022 6h ago

"Congrats on the sex death?" - mantises, probably

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u/AWOPV 12h ago

People just have no respect these days.

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u/Gibborish 14h ago

Rip

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u/Infamous-Storage-708 14h ago

that happens only about 30% of the time in nature. not as common as y’all think

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u/guzzijason 14h ago

Many years ago, I worked at a booth at an amusement park near where I grew up. This park was (for some reason) a major mating ground for mantises each year. It was wild. I worked an airbrush stand and for about a week, we would have mantises perched all over our displays. When it was slow, we would catch crickets and watch them get torn apart. Brutal.

Anyway, part of my job was to come in each morning and knock all the headless males off our awnings.

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u/Infamous-Storage-708 13h ago

that’s very interesting. certain environmental conditions would affect the rate at which sexual cannibalism occurs. since there seems like it was a quite a large population i’m guessing food isn’t as abundant for them.

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u/guzzijason 13h ago

It’s was crazy. I grew up a few miles from this place, and rarely saw a mantis around my actual house, but man oh man did they love congregating at this park.

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u/Braided_Marxist 14h ago

I love the idea that “yall” have preconceived notions about the rates of mantis post-coital murder

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u/Infamous-Storage-708 14h ago

bro what? most people aren’t really well versed on entomology. when i say y’all i just mean the average person — it’s kinda implied.

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u/Braided_Marxist 14h ago

I was making a joke not criticizing you in any way!It’s just a very funny and specific thing to be talking to people about as if it’s like a social phenomenon among humans

I appreciate you sharing the knowledge, genuinely I love etymology and this is a cool fact

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u/Infamous-Storage-708 13h ago

oh lol my bad, used to the average redditor getting confrontational over dumb shit.

yeah, i guess it’s because i always end up talking to people about insects/other arthropods, so i learn about people’s misconceptions a lot and that is a common one

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u/Braided_Marxist 13h ago

What’s your favorite type of insect? Mine are termites, I find the colony social structures so cool and it’s wild to me that they’re totally unrelated to ants and bees who have very similar social structures.

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u/Gibborish 14h ago

Who are you to say how often it happens?

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u/Infamous-Storage-708 13h ago

just look it up? ik a lot about mantids, i used to keep them

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u/za1reeka 14h ago

You're talking to the mantis that survived

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u/NamelessGhoulNJ 13h ago

Just saw one in my backyard last week, dining on a head.

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u/daveliterally 14h ago

Murder porn

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u/_WJT_ 13h ago

With a recent event… is this too soon?

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u/paperdolllll 14h ago

This is so wholesome 🥰

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u/Chima_Lukas 13h ago

Little does she know, this is the male's final moments

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u/TNT3149_ 13h ago

Definitely virgins. At least the male is.

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u/sn0m0ns 8h ago

Had this random visitor the other day on my ceiling. When I carefully got it down it just sat on my hand looking at me like WTF are you??? Beautiful creatures. That is a great pic OP.

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u/JeansinBed 7h ago

That's wild. Nice work getting it outta there safely.

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u/Uncle-Cake 14h ago

Must be on a school field trip.

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u/evollmer89 12h ago

if you waited longer you might have witnessed a decapitation.

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u/salpn 13h ago

Mating mantis?

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u/scottyjetpax 13h ago

I’m haven’t seen one in a long, feel like I saw them all the time as a kid

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u/wesbug 10h ago

I've seen like 5 in Germantown in the past week or so. Always in some horrible place and I have to move them. But it's crazy how many there are

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u/mittenedkittens 14h ago

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u/JeansinBed 14h ago

Are you able to tell which are the ones I saw? It seems like they could be Chinese Mantises?

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u/Infamous-Storage-708 13h ago

carolina mantis

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u/SwindlingAccountant 11h ago

Those seem to large to be Carolina Mantises. Carolina Mantis is usually just a little dude. These also have wings that stretch the whole length of the abdomen which further seems like these are Chinese Mantises.

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u/Infamous-Storage-708 11h ago

definitely not a t. sinesis. male carolina mantises have wings that span past their abdomen, females do not (as seen in this picture). as for the size, it’s kind of hard to tell how big these guys are from the photo. their coloration is what gives it away for me, chinese mantises do not have that speckled camouflage look

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u/Chima_Lukas 13h ago

Bro in his last moments. Rip

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u/hell-iwasthere 13h ago

Boom du bop boom Boom bop

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u/Kenshirome83 13h ago

Fun fact: the plural is “Mantid”

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u/Kenshirome83 13h ago

Funner fact: after googling that I apparently made that up but have been saying that for years

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u/Smooth_Bend_4436 14h ago

Disgusting savage creatures

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u/Infamous-Storage-708 11h ago

yeah humans suck