r/philly 9h ago

3rd and Arch

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Ladies — my female friend was followed for about 15 minutes by the man pictured. It wasn’t until she recorded him and went into a local business for an extended time that he gave up.

Be careful!

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u/Goodolddays95 8h ago

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u/iceguy716 8h ago

I'm crying 😭😭 I didn't notice till I saw this.

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u/Lonely-Towel-9788 7h ago

Lol got a thigh slapper

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u/groinal 8h ago

At first I was like, what’s this about? Then I saw it 🐾🫆🖨️

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u/Substantial_Meal_530 7h ago

I didn't even see it.....

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u/slylock215 8h ago

Jesus christ, chasing women around on the street with a chub should be a fucking crime....if it isn't already.

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u/Naive_Gap_9666 8h ago

Wow I didn’t even notice the dong until this comment

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u/Past_Tumbleweed_1483 8h ago

I didn’t notice it either. He seems to have to confidence of a much taller man

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u/swagpirate21 8h ago

This guy is outside the cigar shop on church 24/7

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u/YoungHeartOldSoul 7h ago

Probably waiting for somebody to slip up and make a mistake

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u/No_Kiwi8328 4h ago

Clearly carrying his own extra large cigar with him all the time

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u/breadbearer 7h ago

Oh shit, this guy followed me the other day!
He was sitting in front of that cigar shop next to old city coffee and when I walked past him he got up and started following me. When I noticed I went into a gift shop and spent a really long time staring at socks. What the hell.

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u/Eldritch_Mermaid 6h ago

Being anywhere near downtown has become a nightmare if you're a woman, legit had 9 different dudes shout something about my "tits" at me during a 3 hour outing on Saturday.

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u/surelyinlove 4h ago edited 3h ago

it's gotten massively out of hand. the other day a man repeatedly asked to suck on my tits (i was wearing a full coverage tee shirt) and when ignoring didnt work, i told him to kill himself reflectively. he didnt even change his expression. another guy tried to grab me when i walked by, the same way you'd casually try to pet a dog, then followed me for a few blocks. i tried to read on a park bench last week and a man sat across and stared at me for 5 straight minutes until i just got up and went home. YESTERDAY a man screamed at me when I didnt acknowledge him calling me fine shit.

these were incredibly mild interactions. in the last 2 months i've been followed home late at night, and had a man try to attack me for telling him i didnt want to talk to him.

its people who dont live in the neighborhood. why come to center to spend your time harassing women in your free time? i dont get it.

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u/Myrtle_Snow333 2h ago

It’s sooo bad most days. I almost dread going outside because I know multiple cars will stop alongside me while I’m walking, the staring, the cat calling, the gestures. Sometimes I just want to go out and look good but I know when I do I can unfortunately expect weirdos. I’m sorry you also experience this. Stay safe!!

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u/SnooLemons2473 3h ago

Unless your outing was the naked bike ride or swing shift at Delilah’s that’s terrible. Sorry to hear.

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u/2one5Outdoors 8h ago

I’m glad someone’s wearing those Nike shorts I donated.

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u/pennylaneorsomeshit 7h ago

Peen on my screen 😭

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u/Few-Weather6845 7h ago

Just to be safe, avoid anyone wearing those sunglasses.

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u/IronChefPhilly 7h ago

This dude sucks

PS RIP 3rd Street Jazz

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u/tw0d0ts6 6h ago

Oh god I see him all the time - he’s always sitting outside the cigar shop on church st

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u/Basique_b 8h ago

Ladies order you a baton from Smith and Wesson, you're welcome 

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u/All_That_Jawn 5h ago

Ladies order you a baton from Smith and Wesson, you're welcome

Don't carry a baton. For whatever insane reason, in PA batons are illegal and carrying one/pulling one/using one will land you in big trouble.

It makes no sense logically... a gun is legal and far more deadly, while batons, blackjacks, clubs, and other similar implements are very illegal.

I guess the baton lobby isn't as powerful as the gun lobby.

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u/Dread_Pirate_Robots 4h ago

Just want to clarify, batons are illegal in Philly specifically, but not the rest of PA. Philly has a lot of weird rules regarding "weapons" that only apply there and nowhere else in the state.

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u/All_That_Jawn 4h ago

Just want to clarify, batons are illegal in Philly specifically, but not the rest of PA. Philly has a lot of weird rules regarding "weapons" that only apply there and nowhere else in the state.

Good to know, thanks for the correction brother.

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u/CurtKobainsBurner 8h ago

If you’re gonna have to pull something out, pull out that iron
Smith & Wesson Bodyguard 2.0
Fits right in the pocket

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u/John_cCmndhd 7h ago

Smith & Wesson was posting proud boy dogwhistles on their Instagram. If you don't support such things, buy a used one

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u/tacoduck300 4h ago

Springfield armory (formerly L&H industries) is the only ethical choice for the enterprising Philadelphian with a heart. Go birds

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u/BeefSwellinton 5h ago

Looks like he’s trying to deliver a baton.

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u/albinosquirel 3h ago

Nobody wants it

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u/EmbarrassedTwo3030 1h ago

I’m bout to bring my great grandma’s hat pins out to meet these handsy aholes

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u/Physical-Fold-7736 8h ago

Ding! Ding! Dong!

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u/AmbitiousoStrawberry 4h ago

Two strapping that backpack with a boner is crazy work

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u/SnooLemons2473 3h ago

Def wearing a one strap outfit, nice catch!

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u/Various_Candidate499 6h ago

Look like he posing for this picture.

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u/Mitchford 4h ago

we gotta do something about the men up here, its ridiculous.

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u/Gunofanevilson 8h ago

Thanks for the clarification

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u/phillybilly 5h ago

Socks and sandals??? He belongs in Florida

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u/UniqueImplements 5h ago

Socks and sandals ewww

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u/OMGiCantStopLURKING 6h ago

Saw this and for real thought you were pimpin out your boy here. Specially w the meat print 😂😂
Caption’s def too vague.

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u/Technical-Tea-1191 4h ago

What ever happened to hello how are you??

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u/albinosquirel 3h ago

Ty for looking out

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u/heddalettis 4h ago

Seriously… how the phuck did ANYONE not notice that? 😮Would Love to baton that baton for you ladies! Nasty ass.
Actually I’d love to put some lead into it; but…
I hate the fact that I have to even worry about what would happen to me if I took care of bidness.

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u/shreadykrueger 2h ago

Sunbathing with some side pipe

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u/Gunofanevilson 8h ago

Call the cops, posting pictures of random people who you can’t prove are pervs is not a great look. How do we know you’re not his mad ex trying to get back at him?

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u/No-Lynx8771 8h ago

Because cops would give a shit lmao

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u/GirlsJustWannaHaveF 8h ago

Jesus, they weren’t asking you to punch him. Just to be careful

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u/heddalettis 4h ago

I’ll volunteer to punch him - for all of the ladies!

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u/Gunofanevilson 8h ago

I’m not implying anyone is, but imagine if that was you.

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u/GirlsJustWannaHaveF 8h ago

Wouldn’t be me because I’m not a creep 😂

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u/No_Text2930 8h ago

How do we know you’re not him?

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u/Gunofanevilson 8h ago

I have a big dick, but not that big dick. But thank you for asking.

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u/No_Text2930 8h ago

I didn’t ask, but thanks for your opinion!

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u/Gunofanevilson 8h ago

But you did ask though through implying I might be he who is him, but not thee who is me.

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u/KleinParadox 8h ago

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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u/Gunofanevilson 8h ago

I could ask the same of you, but I won’t.

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u/deuce-tatum 7h ago

Incels like you need to go back to Twitter

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u/Gunofanevilson 7h ago

A Redditor with 700k updoots and a picture of goku thinking he’s better than an average twitter user.

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u/No_Mess5024 7h ago

Post your pic so we know to avoid you too

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u/AmbitiousoStrawberry 4h ago

The dude is literally popping wood in this picture. Walking around with a boner is definitely pervert shit.

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u/beerbarreltime 4h ago

Holy red pilled baby dicks, look at the misogyny on this one.

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u/Intrepid_Shoe2129 8h ago

You’re not wrong but cops don’t have a great track record with this sort of thing. The only thing they might do is start a file on this loser but that’s a maybe.

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u/Independent_Tart8286 8h ago

They definitely wouldn’t do shit in this situation and even if they did he’d be out the next day.

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u/Basique_b 8h ago

He's got a chub.. so there's your proof

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u/Gunofanevilson 8h ago

It’s Tuesday, of course he has a walking chub.

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u/Various_Candidate499 6h ago

Buddy got back problems, ain't no way he's running y'all will be good

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u/Negative_Test_7712 7h ago

Mandingo??

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u/Actual-Stable7323 4h ago

Got a great dick

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u/TPCC159 6h ago

You guys wanted the city experience. Enjoy

Muh walkability