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u/OH_FUDGICLES May 25 '26
Is Bill Gates.... pregnant?
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u/M4SS_G3N0C1d3R May 25 '26
Yes any you're the father
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u/mariegriffiths May 25 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/13V60VgE2ED7oc
Clippy was it you?
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u/scattermoose May 25 '26
Does clippy fuck?
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u/MysticScribbles May 25 '26
I'm pretty sure that if you browse around the files of Windows95, you can find an illustration of a pregnant Clippy.
So the answer is yes.
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u/noiseandbooze May 25 '26
Ok, so very rarely are “fun facts” fun. But this one was, indeed, fun. Well played.
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u/Beard_o_Bees May 25 '26
'I see you're trying to pleasure yourself, is there anything Clippy can do to help?'
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u/So_spoke_the_wizard May 25 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/8iFzknXw22iXu
Someone would beg to differ.
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u/irregularjosh May 25 '26
Gregnant
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u/sosociopathic May 25 '26
I think he just ate a baby
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u/ScottyNuttz May 25 '26
Bob WeHadABabyItsABoy
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u/SelfRefMeta May 25 '26
I use this name exclusively for collect calls.
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u/non-squitr May 25 '26
TIL collect calls still exist. Does phreaking still work?
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u/SelfRefMeta May 25 '26
In a way. Since the digital swap and packet controlled connections, it lives on as VoIPhreaking
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u/Donnicton May 25 '26
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u/EstroJen May 25 '26
Hey! I'm from California and this is outrageous!
There's no cheese on that, so it's just a regular babywich.
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u/EstroJen May 25 '26
I may enrage other Californians, but I've never been a big In n Out fan. It's OK, and the prices are good, but it's not my go to.
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u/FermentedCinema May 25 '26
It’s a joke on the pregnant man emoji that Microsoft added to its products.
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u/Fuzzyninjaful May 25 '26
If that were the case, then they should be complaining about... checks notes ... The Unicode Consortium, which added the pregnant man emoji in Unicode v14 (2021).
Those seem unrelated to me.
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u/redditonc3again May 25 '26
The 🫃 emoji is a way to derogatively call something "woke" especially on discord or telegram reacts. I think in this case it's being used to associate Gates with the "woke agenda".
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u/undeadmeats May 25 '26
I have only seen it used to make fun of someone by implying they're a bottom, or as an omegaverse joke.
I have literally not seen it used to call something Woke on Discord, like I get what the angle would be but it's a goofy enough emote that it gets used in a lot more situations than just that.
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u/entr0picly May 25 '26
I don’t think that’s entirely accurate. Gates is on there because he’s associated with Epstein. The pregnant man emoji was added in 2021, long after Gates had any direct influence, and more importantly, it wasn’t a Microsoft thing. It was a full tech thing.
Who actually makes the call is a nonprofit called the Unicode consortium. This includes 10 companies, 2 governments and 1 university (including Meta, Adobe, Apple, Amazon, Salesforce, Netflix, and the Government of Oman). Each of them gets one vote (except Oman and UC Berkeley getting 1/2 vote).
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u/Beard_o_Bees May 25 '26
the Unicode consortium
No one expects the Unicode consortium!
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u/maxdacat May 25 '26
Their method is to develop with the intention of replacing existing character encoding schemes that are limited in size and scope, and are incompatible with multilingual environments
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u/IHop_Waitress May 25 '26
I don’t think that’s entirely accurate.
I think you're confused.
The pregnant man emoji was added in 2021, long after Gates had any direct influence, and more importantly, it wasn’t a Microsoft thing. It was a full tech thing.
Bill Gates is pregnant in this photo because of the man pregnant meme. That's why this photo is like that, which is the question that was asked. They're not saying it's accurate, or Bill's direct doing, just why he is full term in this photo... which is 100% because of the man emoji
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u/JohnnyRelentless May 25 '26
He's not responding to that question. He's responding to the inaccurate response to the response to that question.
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u/IHop_Waitress May 25 '26
to the inaccurate response to the response to that question.
I know you probably have a point, but there's GOT to be a better way to explain it.
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u/Glitter_puke May 25 '26
Welp, I got mpreg Bill Gates before I got coffee this morning. Guess the coffee's getting a splash of bourbon.
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u/scattermoose May 25 '26
He was too lame for the island I thought, like didn’t Epstein forward an email to Maxwell to tell him he can’t come?
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u/ChiselFish May 25 '26
This was my understanding.
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u/GreatStateOfSadness May 25 '26
Pretty sure the rejection email was fake, but it's confirmed he did ask multiple times and likely eventually was able to go.
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u/morocco3001 May 25 '26
The pathetic fucking dweeb was begging for an invite at 5am on Christmas day. It's borderline hilarious that no matter how much worth he accrues, he will never be happy, never be liked, and even history's worst nonces didn't want to hang out with him.
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u/Friendly-View4122 May 25 '26
The father of 50 children wants to spend Christmas at Epstein’s. Fucking pathetic
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u/thedinnerdate May 25 '26
I don’t know if there are emails that specifically confirm he went but either way, Elon was desperate to get there.
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01946732.pdf
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA02089424.pdf
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01942741.pdf
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01998027.pdf
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u/Tastingo May 25 '26
Musk sent emails begging to be invited to the island. But he truly is that unlikable.
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u/oceansofpiss May 25 '26
Not at all he went multiple times. You can read his emails with epstein at jmail.world
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u/Spiff426 May 25 '26
Right? He should be back in the bushes watching them and crying
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u/TheWholeOfTheAss May 25 '26
Dude sent a email on Xmas begging for an invite. He wants to be in the club.
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u/sprocket-oil May 25 '26
Thats a legit mural. Not graffiti.
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u/mrmckeb May 25 '26
Can confirm, that's my neighbourhood.
And yes, most of us like it!
https://www.neighbourhoodmedia.com.au/post/scott-marsh-raising-flags
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u/NoXion604 May 25 '26
As a work of art, it is both biting and timely.
Although I wouldn't want it on the side of my house...
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u/The_Wkwied May 25 '26
The neat thing is that, where this mural exists on the spectrum of graffiti and art depends fully on how desperately the viewer wants to be 'in the club'
This is a work of art.
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u/Sun-Anvil On the shitter about to get upset May 25 '26
I'd like to think George Carlin would appreciate that.
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u/Athinira May 25 '26
I rather think he'd be horrified that his material is more relevant than ever. His biggest wish was probably that it would get less relevant over time.
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u/darkbreak May 25 '26
What's interesting is that Bill Clinton has been an advocate for releasing the entire undoctored Epstein files. Either he's prepared to accept whatever punishment comes his way or he knows for a fact that there's nothing in the files on him.
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u/TheWholeOfTheAss May 25 '26
My only complaint is Maxwell looks way too hot. She’d like this painting.
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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat May 25 '26
I think Scottie Marsh has a hardon for her. Because Scottie doesn't know.
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u/HezronCarver May 25 '26
Needs Elon behind one of the windows knocking on the glass trying to get in.
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u/One-Currency5530 May 25 '26
Who's the lady on the far right?
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u/Hodaka May 25 '26
Whatever happened to the Q-Anon Pizzagate conspiracy theory nuts?
Did they just disappear?
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u/ouralarmclock May 25 '26
Obviously this is no where near the worst part, but as a Jew, it’s so fucking frustrating that the atrocities of Israel make it now impossible to tell a blatantly antisemitism conspiracy from a legitimate well deserved swing at the country.
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u/graywalker616 May 25 '26
How is there any antisemitism in this picture? Epstein is wearing the flag of Israel, not the flag of Judaism. He was working with/for the government of Israel. I don’t think it’s antisemitism to call that out, no?
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u/ouralarmclock May 25 '26
Yeah that’s what I’m saying. I mean the fact that the flag of Israel is fairly interchangeable with a symbol of Judaism and the main detail of it is a symbol of Judaism makes it way more ambiguous and confusing. I agree that this is likely a case where it makes sense to call out his ties to Israel and criticize that, but it just as likely could be a dog whistle for “the Jews are behind all of this bad stuff” and it’s just getting harder to tell.
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u/HKBFG May 25 '26
Pregnant bill gates tells me that this is the house of someone who watches alex jones.
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u/Informal-Zucchini-20 May 25 '26
To the world at large, the flag of Israel and Judaism are one and the same thing. I speak feelingly, as a Jewish woman.
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u/colonel-o-popcorn May 25 '26
It's clear from the files that he wasn't working with the government of Israel. Some people desperately want it to be true, and most people won't bother to fact-check it.
Just believing it because someone on reddit said so is ignorant, not necessarily grounded in hate. But the people purposely lying to push that narrative are absolutely coming from a place of hate.
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u/adbenj May 25 '26
And he was Jewish therefore people can't help but see a link with Israel, despite how very, very good they are at differentiating between the two. It's flagrantly antisemitic, and it blows the mind that – after nearly three years of intense discussion – people are still so oblivious.
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u/HiHoJufro May 25 '26
Yeah, actual evidence of him working for or with Israel is virtually nonexistent. People say meeting with Barak is proof, but considering his constant rubbing of
dickselbows with rich and powerful people, you would think folks would accuse him of being part of all different agencies. But nope, all Israel accusations.22
u/Logical_Net6108 May 25 '26
They think all jews are manchurian candidates for Israel. If Chinese people were treated the samw way it would be called racist
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u/kylebisme May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26
The files show he was close with former Israeli Prime Minster and military intelligence commander Ehud Barak. The files don't contain any explicit intelligence work done for Israel nor anyone else, but that doesn't prove anything as such matters quite obviously wouldn't be handled through personal email anyway.
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u/colonel-o-popcorn May 25 '26
That's right, he was friends with one former Israeli official. He was also friends with a Slovakian official, two Norwegian officials, a handful of Russian officials, a British prince, and countless rich Americans. Was he working for all of those governments too?
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u/Chlorophilia May 25 '26
Because there is zero evidence he was working with/for the Israeli government. The widespread belief to the contrary despite the lack of evidence is obviously linked to the conspiracy theory that there is a Jewish cabal running the world.
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u/Tim_Soft May 25 '26
Being anti-Israel is not anti-semitism.
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u/ouralarmclock May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26
I agree and that's not what I'm saying here.
EDIT: Since I didn't elaborate, I will do so. The shared symbol between both Jewish identity and the flag of the State of Israel make it difficult to discern which is being attacked when used in imagery and political speech.
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u/Tim_Soft May 26 '26
Gotcha. Appreciate your taking the time. I'm with you in your first remark and your response to my reply. 👍
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u/AugmentedKing May 25 '26
Don isn’t that slim, otherwise this seems about right.
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u/bosorka1 May 25 '26
yeah and jizz-lane isn't that good looking but art is imitating life and that's key here!
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u/Netsmile May 25 '26
Its a big club...and youre aint in it. Is a quote from the late genious George Carlin.
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u/MindToxin May 25 '26
Why does prince Andrew seem like an afterthought? He almost looks photoshopped in and AI was not used 😂
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u/levikelevra May 25 '26
no...its a small club...and the rest of the world wants nothing to do with it
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u/PuffyPanda200 May 25 '26
It is a big club; of at least 75% conservative men with the odd liberal man (often times not that liberal) and conservative woman.
Carter, Obama, and Biden were clearly not in this club. Rosalynn Carter (Carter's wife), H Clinton, M Obama, and J Biden were clearly not in this club.
So, more accurately, within the highest levels of power there is a club of almost exclusively conservative men that do nasty shit. You aren't in that club and if you don't like them then you should probably vote for progressive left candidates.
But somehow that doesn't hit the contrarin: I am very smart, nerve that middle school me grew out of at 15.
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u/Metroid_Addict May 25 '26
Seeing as this club is full of pedophiles anyway, it feels like a massive W to not be in it.
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u/Ophelias_Muse May 25 '26
As an artist... I couldn't look at their faces that long
Seriously though, fantastic work!
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u/Cold_Hard_Sausage May 26 '26
This is why I don’t understand all the Tom Steyer support. People are falling for another billionaire!
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u/Tim_Soft May 25 '26
What's Gates up there for?
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u/armywalrus May 25 '26
No, he is in the files. Its the very publicized reason he is divorced. I mean, Clinton was already there. No one needed to add a leftie.
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u/_flipsticks May 25 '26
Andrew in the bushes got me