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[u/Geo_fan_Albaniqn]

Give me that bed 😭

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[u/Cynessa5]

Computer find me this loft bed NOW.

[u/Christmas_Queef → u/Cynessa5]

https://giphy.com/gifs/oICqoiL1YXjlm
Best your computer is gonna be able to do.

[u/lilassbitchass → u/Christmas_Queef]

Show me pictures of nude Tayne.

[u/PM-me-a-DM-you-got → u/Cynessa5]

First we need to know if your a girl -OOP's computer

[u/80Carol2v → u/Cynessa5]

A loft bed, huh? Because sleeping closer to the ceiling fixes everything. Check IKEA, then weep at assembly.

[u/bytegalaxies → u/80Carol2v]

having extra space below your bed is just nice

[u/Salt_Presentation_10 → u/80Carol2v]

Why are you mad

[u/Juild]

As a guy this looks very comfy

[u/lemonhaj]

The colour scheme isn't it for me but otherwise I can work with this (and by that I mean give it to me now)

[u/RileyBean → u/lemonhaj]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vO8F4fYQd39h6

[u/XD2006-]

Absolutely freaking not.

-a girl.

(I want a pirate bed man)

[u/PrincessHonk → u/XD2006-]

Oooo yes

[u/Cyan_Exponent]

nah this looks really inconvenient

[u/fumblerofthebag → u/Cyan_Exponent]

agreed, you can't really stretch out on the sofa below. Either get a full sofa or replace it with a desk or something else.

[u/ausernamebyany_other → u/fumblerofthebag]

The sofa looks great for curling up. If I wanted to stretch out I think I'd use a pouffe or just prop my feet on the fluffy cushion on the chair. That way you get to keep the function and the comfort

[u/CoimEv → u/Cyan_Exponent]

I've seen some shit like this in college dorms

[u/PrincessHonk → u/Cyan_Exponent]

Definitely

[u/Jax_2112]

I’m not a pink fan, but goddamn I would rock that bed

[u/Brief_Mango_5829]

No thanks.

[u/Few-Needleworker8110]

eh not for me. i prefer my bed to be on the ground.

[u/GenderBendingRalph]

This has to be AI slop. Horribly impractical, the drawer has no visible edge where it could pull free without the ladder getting in the way, and you'd have to crawl across that stupid raised nook to get at the bookshelf.

[u/jeppevinkel → u/GenderBendingRalph]

Beds like these do exist, and while the picture itself does have some artifacts that can make it look unreal, it could also just be artifacts of compression on an already low res picture. The entire setup gives very much a feeling of being from somewhere in the mid 2010s or late 2000s. Nothing in that picture looks strictly impossible. The drawer looks like it could stop right near the ladder, and not actually run behind it.

This doesn't look like a very large bed, so for a kid bed, it could be as narrow as 70cm, which would be enough for someone to reach the shelf behind the table.

[u/Conscious_Grade_7278]

That's lowky the size of an dog bed

[u/BriJAuthor → u/Conscious_Grade_7278]

I don’t think it’s meant to lay out on for anyone larger than a small child. Look at how thin that mattress is.

[u/PM-me-a-DM-you-got → u/Conscious_Grade_7278]

The actual bed is standard size. It's a loft bed

[u/Ok_Cod5602]

I mean.. they're not wrong with this one

[u/jeppevinkel → u/Ok_Cod5602]

If anything, the post almost downplayed the coolness of the bed. I do believe this bed transcends gender.

[u/TheShiftmaster → u/Ok_Cod5602]

Girls aren't allowed to dream anymore without it being Gender nuetral

[u/VorticalHeart44 → u/TheShiftmaster]

Did you just say G*rl?

That's needlessly gendered language sir

[u/IndividualLie998]

as a not-girl, if the pink was more of a purple it would be so peak. Nothing against pink, I just personally don't find it very appealing.

[u/damnetdana]

Stairs>ladder loft

[u/Individual-Elk-4466]

I am too fat and old to want this 😂

[u/-Miss-Atomic-Bomb-]

Me and my boyfriend have different rooms because we both have very different sleeping habits and requirements. He is the one who has the loft bed because he can fit his PC under it lol.

I never wanted a loft bed, too high.
That being said, something about this is calling to me, I really want this set up for some reason 😅

[u/Unakjbfsvjknsvfkjnv]

I’m assuming in this case by girl they really do mean a child because that is tiny! If the desk had legroom while sitting on the bed, and maybe tie a sheer curtain over the sofa area and it would be perfect though.

[u/FVCarterPrivateEye]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9aELrrHJRlzo4SPQkz

Not talking about the casual "eh, not me personally" ones, but I'm surprised that some of the comments are the meme

[u/LucyferEllysia]

Im not a boy or a girl, but i can defs say id fuck hard wts

[u/SorbetNice6090]

In theory I would want this, but in practice this kind of bed would be my enemy

[u/luigigaminglp]

To be fair most guys are perfectly fine with a matress on the floor lol

At least until they realize how bad that is for your back lol

[u/Isadomon]

Shit bed

[u/FormerMistake9981]

It's all fun and games until you have to pee in the middle of the night and realize heat rises.

[u/jeppevinkel]

That bed does look pretty cool.

[u/PrincessHonk]

I don’t wanna climb to lay down ;0

[u/AsexualBean]

honestly I kinda like this but I will definitely fall when rushing in the morning

[u/vesselof_deus]

ive wanted a loft bed for years now and i want this but in a pastel blue 😔 (im a guy)

[u/PUX_CLOWN]

I as a girl do not want that bed. A loft bed would be cool to save space on the ground in my room and my room ia high so i would have the space, but i dont want thw floor space to be filles with unusable stuff. Also a straight ladder would hurt climbing everyday i would rather have an angled ladder. I would use the ground space for a desk (lights above for crafts) or an aquarium/terarium.