r/politics Jul 06 '26

No Paywall Laura Loomer, Reporter Claim Hospitalized Mitch McConnell 'Brain Dead'

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/07/06/laura-loomer-reporter-claim-hospitalized-mitch-mcconnell-is-brain-dead/
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u/StoppableHulk Jul 06 '26

Not only is the reporting source Breitbart, but their source is Laura Loomer on Twitter.

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u/BlazinAzn38 Texas Jul 06 '26

I mean she’s probably not a bad source for this specifically

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u/Lumpy-Crew-6702 Jul 06 '26

She was probably hanging out at the hospital devouring souls or whatnot

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u/NotUniqueWorkAccount Jul 06 '26

As ghouls do

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u/No_Fairweathers Pennsylvania Jul 06 '26

What's the hospital's spaghetti policy?

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u/Hilby Jul 06 '26

What dimension are we in right now?

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u/Lumpy-Crew-6702 Jul 07 '26

What is this word spa? I feel like you’re starting to say a word and not finishing it.

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u/Good_Entertainer9383 Jul 06 '26

God forbid she have a hobby

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u/rideincircles Jul 06 '26

Laura Ho-tep. Sucking the souls straight out of their asses.

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u/Land-Southern Jul 06 '26

Hello. I would like to play a game...

Loomer?

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u/RealGianath Oregon Jul 06 '26

Not a lot of unattended babies on this visit, so visiting the coma ward is the next easiest source of food.

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk Nebraska Jul 06 '26

It happened while they were playing a game.

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u/aeraen Jul 06 '26

One look at her distorted face would likely put most patients back into cardiac arrest.

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u/mishma2005 Jul 06 '26

Laura Loomer commonly gets insider info from the men she *chokes back bile* “associates” with

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u/blackbasset Jul 07 '26

She's gobbling that sticky insider info up straight from the source

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u/pchs26 Jul 06 '26

I mean she doesn't need to talk to anyone to likely be right. It is about as clear as day.

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u/0Rider Jul 06 '26

Even if she's wrong she's still right 

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u/ryoushi19 Jul 06 '26

I think she's probably a bad source for just about anything.

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u/BlazinAzn38 Texas Jul 06 '26

Except for she’s very much in contact with MAGA politicians

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u/ryoushi19 Jul 06 '26

Yeah but she also just kind of says shit. Still plausible that she's right, but knowing her track records she be saying that with as much information as the random people in this thread.

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 Jul 06 '26

I mean that and his daughter has deactivated his Twitter account, his neighbors say no one has been by their house in weeks, and his wife was in China last week. Seems a bit off if he’s “improving”.

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u/BlazinAzn38 Texas Jul 06 '26

They use a special sonar to detect each other