r/politics • u/mom0nga • Jul 15 '26

No Paywall Hegseth announces annual testosterone screenings for service members

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5969935-hegseth-testosterone-testing-dod/
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u/puffyfluffyunderwood Jul 15 '26

This is all sounds pretty gay.

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u/V_T_H Jul 15 '26

Penis inspection day at school was a critical part of male development, this is just that

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u/Grizzly_Corey Jul 15 '26

But that was conducted by the janitor …

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u/rightwingcrimespree Jul 15 '26

The Jan Itor? The world renowned physician? Must have been a fancy school!

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u/DominoNo- Jul 15 '26

*Dr John Itor

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u/Mtn-Dooku Jul 15 '26

Oh man, what an awkward day that was. Principal Davis called us into his office individually while he took pictures. He said he was looking for curves just like the scoliosis tests that we had to do a few weeks before.

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u/DeadguyTheLateGI Jul 15 '26

I still don't know why I had to inspect his penis.