r/politics 5h ago

No Paywall Ty Cobb: White House ‘Turning Into Some Combination of a Whorehouse and Las Vegas’

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6062864-cobb-las-vegas-ballroom/
1.7k Upvotes

95 comments sorted by

u/AutoModerator 5h ago

As a reminder, this subreddit is for civil discussion.

In general, please be courteous to others. Argue the merits of ideas, don't attack other posters or commenters. Hate speech, any suggestion or support of physical harm, or other rule violations can result in a temporary or a permanent ban. If you see comments in violation of our rules, please report them.

Sub-thread Information

If the post flair on this post indicates the wrong paywall status, please report this Automoderator comment with a custom report of “incorrect flair”.

Announcement

r/Politics is actively looking for new moderators. If you have an interest in helping to make this subreddit a place for quality discussion, please fill out this form.


I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

u/Lore-Warden 5h ago

So Reno?

u/GiddyGabby 4h ago

Reno 911 vibes all around.

u/ruum-502 4h ago

They’re just new boot goofin in there

u/ODShowtime 52m ago

Soon we'll be hearing about Maritime Law.

u/WestCoastBestCoast01 4h ago

Steven Miller is Trudy off her orange pills

u/sturgill_homme 3h ago

Who’s Terry?

u/Motor_Alchemist 3h ago

Lindsey Graham

u/sexisdivine 3h ago

I can easily see the entire Reno Sheriff’s department being hired as the new Secret Service. Oh damn I want that to happen now.

u/Lochbriar 2h ago

Dangle locks his bike on the East Wing of the White House

u/GiddyGabby 3h ago

Haha. It wouldn’t be any more chaotic than it is now.

u/GiddyGabby 3h ago

Thanks for the award!

u/jld1532 America 3h ago

The only place I've ever been solicited by a prostitute

u/WhiteSoxChartGuy 5h ago

It’s nice to see Cobb still politically active at 139 years old

u/tommytraddles 4h ago

Ty Cobb asked if he could come, but none of us could stand the son of a bitch when we were alive, so we told him to stick it Henry Hill laugh

u/Vio_ Kansas 1h ago

Nicky Santoro side eying that corn field.

u/Easy_Action_1380 1h ago

My first thought was the Baseball player from the 30s lol.

u/mariusbleek 2h ago

He's almost old enough to run for Senate now

u/fatdan1 5h ago

He'll build his own White House...with blackjack...and hookers. In fact, forget the White House!

u/Sad_Pomegranate1351 4h ago

He will bankrupt that casino too

u/jeexbit 2h ago

not before he sucks all of the money out of it...

u/RecordFirst1055 5h ago

he was a bot well in tune with human needs and desires

u/ThatEvanFowler 15m ago

Play Biff games, win Biff prizes.

u/TesticleMeElmo 2h ago

Literally what Kid Rock did

u/Scase15 1h ago

He'll build his own White House Ballroom...with blackjack...and hookers. In fact, forget the White House!

FTFY

u/Cephei101 5h ago edited 1h ago

Sure thing, Ty. Except all the normal, well adjusted people of average intelligence saw ALL of this coming years ago. But you? You worked for, enabled, and defended the guy.

This says everything I need to know about your character, judgement, intelligence, or all of the above.

Yeah, who could possibly have know that all of this would happen, Ty?

These fucking people. Always after they do crimes, damage, lie, cheat, harm the country, and defend the unending lawlessness.

Grotesque.

No. Just fuck all the way off, Ty.
Really, we’ve all heard enough from you for a lifetime.

u/Aggressive_Team764 5h ago

Hunter S. Thompson energy with that quote

u/DiceMadeOfCheese 5h ago

Can't stop here, this is batshit country.

u/Musicman12456 Canada 5h ago

Biff Tannen Presidency

u/el_throw Texas 4h ago

Back to the Future called it. Biff even looks like Trump. Also, Marty's mom with all the plastic surgery.

u/Musicman12456 Canada 3h ago

"Back to the Future writer Bob Gale has revealed that the trilogy’s villain Biff Tannen is based on Donald Trump, putting an end to fan speculation."

u/el_throw Texas 3h ago

Love you! 🤎

u/RespecDev 4h ago

Proof we are in the bad timeline.

u/TymeSefariInc 4h ago

Beat me to it, butthead!

u/realMagick7777 2h ago

Biff was based on DJT666

u/epicredditdude1 5h ago

Ty Cobb participated in efforts to steal the 2020 election, so fuck him. He’s a traitorous piece of shit. I don’t wanna see his face, and I don’t wanna hear what he has to say. As far as I’m concerned he belongs in prison. 

u/peeinian Canada 3h ago

Yeah, another enabler pretending to be shocked.

Fuck off.

u/Mr_Meng 4h ago

Actually there's no evidence that Ty Cobb participated in any of the 2020 Republican electoral subversion attempts, and has actually been a vocal critic of the whole thing. Additionally, even when he was Trump's lawyer he was a vocal supporter of the Mueller Investigation and Robert Mueller himself. 

u/epicredditdude1 4h ago

https://youtu.be/akqeL9AtJYI?is=GhzGRAAmfTBhc_4k

Here he is standing behind Giuliani at a press conference where Giuliani details the efforts they’re taking to steal the election and invalidate the will of the voters. His complacency is participation. This is really heinous stuff we’re talking about here and he went along with it.

Fuck him.

u/casualfrog68 5h ago

Isn't that what they voted for?

u/Succubus-Love 5h ago

Comparing an Epstein compromised government, to sex work & the city of Las Vegas, is insulting to sex work, & the city of Las Vegas.

u/Brent_L Florida 5h ago

So alternate 1985 Biff from Back to the Future, got it.

Fuck this timeline.

u/citizenjones 4h ago

I'll take 'Things Maga Call Fancy' for 500 hundred.

u/Maclittle13 4h ago

And Ty Cobb, like John Bolton before him, played a major part in getting where we are today.

You don’t get to call out how bad it is now without admitting you caused the problem.

u/All_Hail_Hynotoad California 4h ago

Turning it tacky and trashy, like everything else he touches.

u/thismorningscoffee 4h ago

The Worst Little Whorehouse In DC

With apologies to the memory of Dolly Parton

u/Bostonterrierpug 4h ago

I’m old enough to get the joke and it was the first thing that came to my mind too when I read the. Touché.

u/mishma2005 4h ago

Turning? 1.0 it was a venal fest of prescription drugs and cabinet members having sex with each other. What's changed?

u/KneeDeepInThe-Hoopla Europe 4h ago

The most accurate headline to be written in a long, long time. How sad is this, it never needed to be this way, all of the brave people that fought and lost their lives through the years, all of the immigrants on whose back America was proudly built, and this is what it has become. Hopefully positive change is just around the corner, everything will right itself in time, this too shall pass.

u/Shirowoh 3h ago

So Biff Tannan's casino came true?

u/ranchoparksteve 5h ago

…and old folks home.

u/Familiar-Range9014 5h ago

This is whaat magas voted for. So this must be what they wanted

u/LostDragon1986 4h ago

The Donald J. Trump White House Ballroom and Casino can't ever go bankrupt when the federal government is the partner that eats all the loses.

u/seeker4482 2h ago

as if anyone would win any real big payouts at a Trump casino

u/BrushStorm 4h ago

Maybe he shouldn't have beat that guy in the stands?

u/NoHorseNoMustache 2h ago

This just in: Ty Cobb still sucks.

u/WatRedditHathWrought 2h ago

As is his family tradition.

u/seeker4482 2h ago

where's the lie

u/1984isAMidlifeCrisis 4h ago

Honestly, a Vegas inspired whorehouse would be an upgrade.

It would certainly be cleaner and more honest.

u/schoonit 4h ago

Jeff Tiedrich calls the oval office the "oval bordello". Lol

u/Evilhenchman 4h ago

It's like Jabbas palace in Star Wars

u/BruceStarcrest 4h ago

My blood boils every time I drive by rapist tower near the strip. 

u/mister_buddha 3h ago

Because it is Ty Cobb, I'm assuming that he's bragging.

u/skoomaking4lyfe 3h ago

That's what we voted for, for some fucking reason

u/vacuous_comment 3h ago

Yep, and you enabled it Ty.

u/Chemical-Ebb6472 3h ago

He comes from a long line of Deported (from Germany for draft dodging) Whorehouse owners.

https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-trump-family-fortune/?terminal=true

u/MathamphetamineUser 3h ago

I don't understand. I bought land, tilled it, seeded it with Brawdo. Where's the fruit?

Any smart guys in here ?

u/-burnr- 1h ago

GO AWAY, BATIN!

u/Large-Wishbone24 3h ago

If the world can't have a President Camacho, then at least next time (if there is a next time), elect a president like him. Here:

https://youtu.be/0tdvJ4bb-BM

And it's hard to believe that the world was once shocked by the Monica Lewinsky scandal, when something much worse was lurking beneath the surface.

And a mix of a Whorehouse and Las Vegas is, all things considered, somehow an improvement—at least it's a place where people have fun.

u/lordhamwallet 3h ago

The cope that other magats have when people of their own party say things like this is unbelievable. Usually it’s “it sounds like they have sour grapes about something”. Yeah, no way that anyone could just one day wake up from the cult. I remember when a former Trump supporter and high ranking military office was warning us not to vote for him in 2020 I posted it saying “see?! A respectable military guy who actually supported him” and of course my uncle’s only time he replies to anything I post is when it’s anti-Trump and said it must be some crybaby shit. Fucking psychos.

u/L44KSO 3h ago

Well, there's a house I don't want to see.

u/roughingthesuspect 2h ago

Biff’s pleasure palace..

u/RevolutionNumber5 Minnesota 2h ago

Yeah, and thanks for that, Ty.

u/slithering_idiot 2h ago

Still holds the record for most batting titles

u/WhoMD85 2h ago

While I don’t disagree Ty Cobb can go fuck himself. He and his friends are the entire reason why MAGA and Trump were able to gain so much power.

u/malccy72 1h ago

,,,and a full-time diaper changing room.

u/A_Refill_of_Mr_Pibb Massachusetts 1h ago

Cobb looks like a host on a gambling boat headed back to New Orleans. 

u/ClubSoda 1h ago

Don’t be giving Trump ideas.

u/cinnamoogoo 1h ago

The alternate timeline of Back to the Future 2…

u/showmeyourchits 1h ago

Vote for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho in ‘28!

u/CubesFan 1h ago

Are we really in a world where you can just say Ty Cobb and everyone knows you aren't talking about the racist ballplayer from the early 1900s?

u/rtopps43 1h ago

A whorehouse and Las Vegas would be infinitely preferable to whatever Lovecraftian horrors we are currently cursed with.

u/Tablefor1please9987 1h ago

Turning? You mean turned?🙈

u/sutree1 1h ago

It's New Jersey, not Las Vegas.

u/Vivid_Medium1184 1h ago

Don and Ty should be sharing a cell 

u/Poundaflesh 1h ago

I mean, that’s his whole aesthetic. That’s what a soulless shit fiend perceives is the epitome of class. Even the gold accents in the oval office are cheap, spray painted molding because he’s too cheap to actually guild them. Tacky is his signature “style!”

u/kinkgirlwriter America 27m ago

Former White House Special Counsel under Trump, Ty Cobb?

I don't think it's just now "Turning into..." anything, Ty. You were fucking there on the ground floor.

u/hillbillyboiler 8m ago

Ty Cobb - The kid raping and corruption I could let side but I draw the line at ballrooms.

u/captaincanada84 Canada 7m ago

Americans elected a failed casino owner who paid a pornstar to fuck him when his wife had just given birth to their child.

u/SublimeApathy 4m ago

And smells like days old McDonalds.

u/Tmotty Utah 5h ago

Well don’t make it sound rad