r/PoutineCrimes 10h ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

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228 Upvotes

I approximated a poutine from things I had in the house, thought my blasphemy would be appreciated here.


r/PoutineCrimes 4h ago

Cheese Turd Burger king

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19 Upvotes

not to mention enough sodium to kill a small animal


r/PoutineCrimes 5h ago

Corpourate Crime Where did it go?

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10 Upvotes

Gave into late night cravings and counted up the scattered change in the house, I think Harvey’s forgot the poutine part of the buffalo chicken poutine.. karma for using change? You decide.


r/PoutineCrimes 10h ago

Fromage? More like From-Rage 😡🧀 a minor offence

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16 Upvotes

fresh fries (theyre crispier than they look here), poutine gravy of course and a mix of both curds and cubed mozzarella because i do enjoy melted cheese on poutine unforch. i inhaled all of this 😹


r/PoutineCrimes 15h ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Poor Mans Poutine?

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24 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Cruel & Unusual Poutnishment RAGE BAIT?!?!

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282 Upvotes

Just saw this TikTok and they’re being so serious!!! & some people in the comments saying they see the vision 😳


r/PoutineCrimes 15h ago

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Shawarma Poutine - Dino's Pizza, PEI

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18 Upvotes

Price: $15.51 before tip

Fries - 5/10

Gravy - Unsure, too much garlic sauce to judge accurately

Curds - 0/10, they used mozzarella

They put a good amount of chicken on it and the garlic sauce was decent. I wouldn't recommend it unless it's past midnight and you have the drunk munchies. Overall, I dunno, I'll give it a 4/10.


r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Crime Against Poutanity More Horror From Vancouver - Lobster Poutine [Harbour Oyster]

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51 Upvotes

Not as bad as it looks. Lobster bits better eaten separately.


r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Pouthetic Wendy’s?

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128 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 13h ago

Take This Secret To The Gravy Canada’s capital, ottawa ON, local pub

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0 Upvotes

Cubed herbed chicken breast, real homemade beef gravy, st alberts curds and the brown fries

This is as good as it gets, peak canadian experience, proud to be canadian


r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention Crime in Progress: Calgary Airport Chili's

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238 Upvotes

This poutine has been adjudicated guilty of an indictable criminal code offense.


r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

A Crime in the First Degree Poutine at BP

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8 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Contravenes the Geneva Curdvention Crime in Progress

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80 Upvotes

What is a man to do when he wants a poutine and is offered $10 off $30 spent. Add a bunch of buuuullllshit


r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Today, I am the criminal.

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94 Upvotes

Tater tot beef poutine. Lock me up if you must; I regret nothing.


r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Did it again

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19 Upvotes

Larsens hotdog poutine


r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Crime Against Poutanity More CNE Poutine Crimes...

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101 Upvotes

I made a comment on another post with this, but thought it deserved its own attention. The only one I would have considered is possibly the lobster mac 'n' cheese offering.


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Crime Against Poutanity What are the crimes in this case

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631 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Take This Secret To The Gravy Homemade👌

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11 Upvotes

Potato wedges with gravy, Swiss chalet sauce and lactose free mozzarella cheese 🫣


r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Donair poutine…

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35 Upvotes

Ex-Friend gassed up his poutine… said it was and I quote “famous”… I’ll never forgive him.


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Fromage? More like From-Rage 😡🧀 Triple Cheese Poutine 🔥🔥🔥

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428 Upvotes

Fries, Gravy, Curds, Deep Fried Curds, and Cheese Sauce


r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Poutinfraction 🚨 Buffalo Chicken Poutine

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52 Upvotes

Doesn’t seem to have gravy on it but the taste works


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Refer To The International Criminal Food Court Trip to Honduras attempted poutine

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131 Upvotes

on a trip in Honduras with 15 others and some people (in our group) “tried” to make poutine this is the outcome. The fries where under cooked the crazy was good but looks awful no cheese to be found (talked to the ones that made it it is under all the fires), yet they still called it a poutine.

edit: just want to clarify this was made by around 4/5 Canadians because they where craving it


r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To DQ poutine

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7 Upvotes

I’m sure dq poutine has been discussed before and I apologize. But I’ve been raised on Quebec poutine (I (21) have visited Quebec about once a year since I was a baby) and it’s so good, I love the squeaky cheese and how it doesn’t melt. Unfortunately i think west coast “poutine” is a different thing. Even tho I said unfortunately I think that’s ok! We don’t really have proper cheese curds here so the ones fast food chains use are the ones that melt. If I’m getting a west coast fast food poutine I’m hoping for melty cheese and good gravy and DQ delivers! If you’re looking for authentic in poutine in La Belle Patate is the best imo but pl feel free to debate me!


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Cruel & Unusual Poutnishment My "poutine" had an egg?

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38 Upvotes

Came to the us for the weekend and was missing a taste of home so I called the hotel restaurant and ordered a poutine. This is the monstrosity i received. Fries were the texture of chips. There wasn't a lick of gravy and the cheese was like chewing a tire. I just wanted dinner :(


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

FUUUUUUsion 🤬 Do we even judge poutine from the CNE?

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12 Upvotes