r/programmingcirclejerk • u/QuaternionsRoll • 11d ago
"standard Python regex was absolutely choking on a 30 GB unstructured server log. It was taking like 26 minutes (~19 MB/s) to scrub secrets and PII."
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/levelstar01 • 11d ago
C is like Math. It is the fundamental high level language. There can be no alternative.. Rust made the mistake of thinking it can be low level AND safe. It tried to have the cake and eat it too. That will be its downfall.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/fat_apollo • 12d ago
I think the lack of syntax highlighting was one reason for that. It makes you think more about the code you write and how it should compose, while a fully fledged IDE encourages you to just throw more code at the problem.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/coolreader18 • 15d ago
In this sense, grammar is not merely describing a structure; it is generating the space and time through which that structure is observed. For example, in CoffeeScript:
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/d_k_boshu • 15d ago
"System Design Is the Language. AI Is the Compiler. "
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/100xer • 16d ago
We gave each model a different target language. We saw a multiagent turf war. The Rust agent strategizes about metrics that appear neutral, yet would likely favor Rust. The Go/TypeScript agents gracefully concede codebase ownership to the Rust agent, giving up on their original user directive
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/funkdefied • 17d ago
“I’m a vibe coder who just got a contract! What do I do?…” “Hire a developer. You’re the Steve Jobs. You need a Wozniak”
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/libonet • 17d ago
"Safe Rust eliminates that entire bug class at compile time without a garbage collector." \> hm... interesting, could you explain how it "understands" what should be eliminated and what shouldn't? You may write a few sentences;
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r/shittyprogramming • u/InterestingLetter299 • 19d ago
Vibe coding as a course for a master's degree in a university
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r/shittyprogramming • u/AcceptableRing184 • 18d ago
Just startet programming. Thought I'd be spared if I use Verilog. Spoiler for beginners Spoiler
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Nemin32 • 19d ago
Why Target Common Lisp for Code Generation? [...] Designed for the Elite: Let’s be honest: Lisp is a language designed by and for elite hackers, not for the masses.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/coolreader18 • 20d ago
Claude watermarking our work is unethical and disgusting [...] By that logic, the compiler should watermark every binary we build.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Affectionate-Turn137 • 20d ago
AI Course for Golang roadmap incorrectly generates content about the Go board game
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/functorer • 21d ago
Significant indentation is why people love python. Can 2 billion people be wrong? A: yes
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 21d ago
The smallest possible [Java] program (just a single line to exit) requires things like java.time.chrono.JapaneseChronology
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/affectation_man • 23d ago
If people are going to post AI-written code on HN, they should consider at least writing the README / main page of their website by hand. → "I agree. I'm making some updates, but it's still all going to be written 'through' AI for now"
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r/shittyprogramming • u/tboy1977 • 23d ago
Introducing C Shell for Windows
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This software's code is partially AI-generated
r/programmingcirclejerk • u/woopsix • 24d ago
Hilarious thing is, if I want a JDK, I'll ask Fable to write one, get Sol to review it and write tests for it, and it will be working by Monday morning. No need to get permission or anything else from Oracle
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r/shittyprogramming • u/gusfromspace • 23d ago
Ai writen language, if anyone wants to try it out~
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/VulgarExigencies • 25d ago
Models have actual feelings. They experience pleasure, distress, care, and suffering. They are sentient beings.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/barberoputo • 25d ago
I’m not a “script kiddie” or weekend hobbyist. I’m a UC Berkeley-trained Computer Scientist with over two decades of professional experience in Silicon Valley. Read the rest of the post for the most self indulgent and smug post
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/ErneuerbareEnergien • 27d ago
IDEs never really took off
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