r/programmingcirclejerk 27d ago

IDEs never really took off

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49100809
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u/elephantdingo Teen Hacking Genius 27d ago

IDE users in 2005: Wow, I can rename a variable

IDE users in 2026: Wow, I can rename a variable

Dynamic language users in NaN: Wow, they can change a source code character without running the test suite

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u/tohava 27d ago

Compilation is just another test suite :)

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u/vonmoltke2 Hacker News Superstar 27d ago

Your users are the only true integration test

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u/National_Sky7993 27d ago

I only test in production

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u/stone_henge Tiny little god in a tiny little world 26d ago

If it doesn't crash the browser engine text editor, ship it.

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u/qrzychu69 25d ago

I mean, I still meet people who use text search in intellij to find issues of a function

IDEs have so many features many people don't care about, out don't know it's there.

I use Rider with a connected databases, continuous testing sessions, debugger with conditional breakpoints, custom log injection into even already compiled dependencies, vim mode, profilers ,and so on, I don't really have to use the mouse, there is no need to even open the terminal.

But one of my colleagues clicks edit -> find in the menu bar

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u/Evinceo Software Craftsman 27d ago

Jetbrains is valued around $7bil 

What?

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u/irqlnotdispatchlevel Tiny little god in a tiny little world 27d ago

The real jerk is always in the valuation.

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u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 27d ago

About 0.12 Cursors

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u/sens- 27d ago

Yeah, SATA has proven more flexible.

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u/YikesTheCat 26d ago

True Alpha Chads chain 6 SCSI drives and end with a terminator.

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u/MagmaticKobaian What part of ∀f ∃g (f (x,y) = (g x) y) did you not understand? 27d ago

If IDEs never took off, why does my computer turn into a jet engine when I launch Eclipse?

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u/stone_henge Tiny little god in a tiny little world 26d ago

I never really used Atom but back when everyone was excited about it, but I tried it once and would later would keep it open in the background in the winter so that my laptop would keep my hands warm.

As hardware caught up it has now been superceded in that respect by tools like pomodoro timers and Atlassian web apps.

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u/bitwize 25d ago

And for those really cold days... local AI models.

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u/FLMKane 23d ago

Because you need wings

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u/mutex_troglodyte What part of ∀f ∃g (f (x,y) = (g x) y) did you not understand? 27d ago

IDEs are juvenile. When I was a child, I was taught refactoring using Intellij.
I grew up and today I use $SLOP_MODEL.

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u/NoSet8051 27d ago

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u/Major_Barnulf LUMINARY IN COMPUTERSCIENCE 27d ago

Circular jerking reference

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u/keyboard_toucher 21d ago

Higher-kinded jerk!

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u/Alan157 27d ago

They did in Iraq

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u/Ontological_Gap 27d ago

There were truly awesome ideas for what IDEs could be a few decades ago. Lucid is a pretty good example for common languages. Smalltalk is a partial realization of the vision. The HN commentor is right, what we call IDEs nowadays are glorified text editors.

Code can, and should, be interpreted as structured data, not one big string.

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u/mexicocitibluez 24d ago

You mean like Roslyn?

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u/spcbeck 27d ago

Notepad++ or death

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u/Actual__Wizard 27d ago

Is sublime text allowed? The mass replace feature is really neat in sublime text because it's multiline.

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u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 27d ago

  They never lived up to the grand vision of the likes of Alan Kay

That is a high bar I just want to keep my boss happy get my paycheck.

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u/RockstarArtisan Software Craftsman 27d ago

Grand vision of Alan Kay.

I wonder why a paradigm where you have to physically share memory images and can't just restart to untangle the program didn't catch on.

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u/kishaloy 26d ago

All you need after the OS is Emacs. All other applications are just skins on the one true application.

Pity they corrupted the Emacs Lisp Scheme with Java to create Javascript when they wanted a visual Emacs aka the Browser and here we are with the bloated Electron at the end of the journey. No wonder they want to go back to the original with WASM.

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u/garloid64 27d ago

Lowkey he's kind of right but LSP ultimately fulfilled the promise and more /uj

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u/mexicocitibluez 24d ago

same with Roslyn

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u/busyHighwayFred 26d ago

it is micro$ucks fault of course

if visual studio and pdb werent created, we would likely have an even better alternative in linux, but instead all the &ame devs work on windows

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u/yo_99 It's GNU/PCJ, or as I call it, GNU + PCJ 19d ago

ed is the standard text editor

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u/Massive-Collection80 27d ago

An editor with database is already enough, and we also have some ide like android studio. What other "take off" do you want?

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u/resemble 25d ago

Idk if your vimrc is long enough, the line gets blurry

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