r/programmingcirclejerk • u/ErneuerbareEnergien • 27d ago
IDEs never really took off
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4910080982
u/Evinceo Software Craftsman 27d ago
Jetbrains is valued around $7bil
What?
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u/irqlnotdispatchlevel Tiny little god in a tiny little world 27d ago
The real jerk is always in the valuation.
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u/MagmaticKobaian What part of ∀f ∃g (f (x,y) = (g x) y) did you not understand? 27d ago
If IDEs never took off, why does my computer turn into a jet engine when I launch Eclipse?
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u/stone_henge Tiny little god in a tiny little world 26d ago
I never really used Atom but back when everyone was excited about it, but I tried it once and would later would keep it open in the background in the winter so that my laptop would keep my hands warm.
As hardware caught up it has now been superceded in that respect by tools like pomodoro timers and Atlassian web apps.
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u/mutex_troglodyte What part of ∀f ∃g (f (x,y) = (g x) y) did you not understand? 27d ago
IDEs are juvenile. When I was a child, I was taught refactoring using Intellij.
I grew up and today I use $SLOP_MODEL.
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u/NoSet8051 27d ago
Must be because of procedural programming languages. https://www.reddit.com/r/programmingcirclejerk/comments/1vfir9r/in_fact_the_lack_of_progress_in_ui_the_last_3040/
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u/Ontological_Gap 27d ago
There were truly awesome ideas for what IDEs could be a few decades ago. Lucid is a pretty good example for common languages. Smalltalk is a partial realization of the vision. The HN commentor is right, what we call IDEs nowadays are glorified text editors.
Code can, and should, be interpreted as structured data, not one big string.
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u/spcbeck 27d ago
Notepad++ or death
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u/Actual__Wizard 27d ago
Is sublime text allowed? The mass replace feature is really neat in sublime text because it's multiline.
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u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 27d ago
They never lived up to the grand vision of the likes of Alan Kay
That is a high bar I just want to keep my boss happy get my paycheck.
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u/RockstarArtisan Software Craftsman 27d ago
Grand vision of Alan Kay.
I wonder why a paradigm where you have to physically share memory images and can't just restart to untangle the program didn't catch on.
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u/kishaloy 26d ago
All you need after the OS is Emacs. All other applications are just skins on the one true application.
Pity they corrupted the Emacs Lisp Scheme with Java to create Javascript when they wanted a visual Emacs aka the Browser and here we are with the bloated Electron at the end of the journey. No wonder they want to go back to the original with WASM.
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u/garloid64 27d ago
Lowkey he's kind of right but LSP ultimately fulfilled the promise and more /uj
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u/busyHighwayFred 26d ago
it is micro$ucks fault of course
if visual studio and pdb werent created, we would likely have an even better alternative in linux, but instead all the &ame devs work on windows
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u/Massive-Collection80 27d ago
An editor with database is already enough, and we also have some ide like android studio. What other "take off" do you want?
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u/elephantdingo Teen Hacking Genius 27d ago
IDE users in 2005: Wow, I can rename a variable
IDE users in 2026: Wow, I can rename a variable
Dynamic language users in NaN: Wow, they can change a source code character without running the test suite