r/puns • u/Fadedraster • 1d ago

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u/HeroXeroV 1d ago

Axthor.

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u/Imam_jax 1d ago

My middle eastern ass believed it's a real word

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u/CosmicCreation08 1d ago

For anyone who doesn’t get it, it’s Thor-axe the last body part is called the thorax 😁

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u/MCplayer590 1d ago

I remembered it incorrectly and thought it was the anthrax, then realized I didn't know what anthrax was, then figured out that it was thorax

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u/skinneyd 1d ago

You should probably look up anthrax to avoid confusion in the future lmao

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u/MCplayer590 21h ago

I did

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u/skinneyd 21h ago

Marvelous! Do you mind if I send you a letter of congratulations?

It'll arrive via mail in an envelope that's totally safe to open.

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u/Abdul_Exhaust 1d ago

Thor is at an orgy, sees a fancy lad, and says "Boy, I'm Thor!"

Lad says "You're thor! I'm tho thor I can hardly pith!"

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u/Creative_Chemistry33 1d ago

That's not the way I heard this joke.

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u/anraud 1d ago

What are you, Thor the god of insects, hmm?

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u/jimbris 1d ago

One eyed handsome cunt?

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u/Rphoenix98 1d ago

Jonathan

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u/popculturalmaniac 1d ago

Actually... Jonathan's little brother

(but he's bigger... That's what she said? Sorry, couldn't resist that)

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u/kapege 21h ago

Thor axe...

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u/Particular-Visit-245 1d ago

Thorax wth 🤣

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u/santathe1 1d ago

Stormbreaker?

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 1d ago

I always wondered why that one's name was in English

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u/OctColorados 1d ago

Chris Hemsworth

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u/Previous_Abies_2179 22h ago

Chris Hemsworth Stormbreaker?

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u/NavyDragons 15h ago

the head abdomen and shitty cgi.

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u/septic-paradise 20h ago

The James Bond burger

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u/TuffHunter 1d ago

But if only Thor’s Axe was aimed for the head.

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u/FrogFingers99 1d ago

These are the kind of flash cards we really needed

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u/YSEAXE23 21h ago

Aaahhh! DAD❗

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u/Tito_Tito_1_ 7h ago

Stormbreaker?

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u/Frank1gg 6h ago

The one-eyed leader of the cyberpunk goth Republic?

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u/Silent_Rapport 1d ago

What are you Japanese