Rest in peace Dolly Parton

[u/previouslydefyingye]

[u/AceInTheHole3273]

Holy shit that's such an unhinged thing to say, I hate that this is how I learned about it

[u/Scr00geMcCuck]

Lmao the duality of man

[u/Lind0ks → u/Scr00geMcCuck]

duality of the same man 5 days apart, crazy what the brain is capable of

[u/Zico_C → u/Scr00geMcCuck]

That's the same guy

[u/Scr00geMcCuck → u/Zico_C]

Exactly. He represents that duality

[u/joshua-howard]

‘Go to’ ….. what exactly?

[u/TrippyVegetables → u/joshua-howard]

🍆✊💦

[u/tarquinia777 → u/joshua-howard]

crankin' hog, slappin' ur salmon, spankin' the monkey, burpin' the worm, charmin' the snake, chokin' the chicken, poundin' the pony, releasin' the hounds, wrestlin' the eel, marchin' the penguin, pettin' the cat, flickin' the bean, takin' a walk, clappin' with one hand, shakin' hands with the milkman, playin' a solo, takin' some me time, doin' the fiveknuckle shuffle, makin' a withdrawal, debuggin' the hard drive, paintin' the ceiling, cleanin' ur rifle, adjustin' the antenna, beatin' out a confession, beatin' ur meat, applyin' the handbrake, peelin' the banana, launchin' the rocket, ticklin' your pickle, liquidatin' inventory, playin' pocket pinball, poachin' the egg, performin' a manual override, celebratin' Palm Sunday, nullin' the void, cuttin' the carrot, takin' a self-guided tour, playin' five-on-one, playin' downstairs DJ, shuckin' the corn, turnin' on the sprinklers, paddlin' the canoe, doin' it yourself, dottin' the i, givin' yourself a hand, auditionin' the finger puppets, badgerin' the witness, givin' a monologue... or something along those lines.

[u/Toadvinez]

Fucking ew

[u/FuckCock69420]

What the fuck man

[u/squirrelems]

I'm gonna go ahead and forget I read this, okay.

[u/Pikachu_Palace → u/squirrelems]

If you want to forget it why would you comment?

[u/FinalLight1083 → u/Pikachu_Palace]

✨humour✨

[u/kitkatz15 → u/Pikachu_Palace]

reddit moment

[u/peachfawn]

I don’t think these people should be allowed to share a planet with me

[u/InternetUserAgain]

I wonder if the fanfic is what killed her

[u/Big-Dick-Energy_69]

This can’t be how I find out…

[u/larvaeeee]

Vile

[u/Odd_Veterinarian_623]

the earlier post killed her 😭

[u/Azigol]

How do we know the erotica is about Dolly Parton and not Dolly The Sheep?

[u/CaballoenPelo]

You clicked the link tho

[u/previouslydefyingye → u/CaballoenPelo]

I was researching