r/redneckengineering • u/Haunting_Priority786 • 3d ago

When in doubt!

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So... My right bumper broke off, I'm and GENIUS!

40 Upvotes

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u/Klo187 3d ago

*when in debt

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u/DIKASUN 3d ago

What’s all that.. white stuff on the top of the buttons? Also, wtf is this? Some broken up popsicle sticks and a gummy worm? YaNasty.

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u/85K5 2d ago

Everyone's focused on that, but I'm trying to understand why the sticker is on the front?

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u/FallGuy5150 2d ago

The face buttons are on the front, but the middle backing with the batteries is facing forward. I am so confused.

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u/TonyAce87 2d ago

Right this is what I came to the comments for. How the hell do you hold that thing? Lol

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u/Budget-Rich-7547 2d ago

Its missing a faceplate

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u/DrTuSo 3d ago

Breeding ground for a new world wide disease.

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u/P26601 3d ago

white cheddar cheeto dust

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u/housevil 3d ago

Did... Did you repair it with ham?

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u/mpg111 3d ago

And with cheese

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u/bobbiebaynes44 2d ago

I thought it was a Pop Tart

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u/LouGubrius 3d ago

Dog that shit is nasty. You know you can (and should) clean that shit, right?

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u/MrK521 2d ago

This isn’t redneck engineering.

This is meth head engineering.

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u/ReturnRadio 2d ago

If only OP could find such a creative solution for cleaning that fucking nasty thing

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u/CySnark 3d ago

Everything was fine until the Termite Nation attacked.

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u/thearcaneattorney 3d ago

Dog, is that a fuckin poptart?

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u/ThatOneSnakeGuy 2d ago

Holy fuck my guy ever heard of super glue? Also why does your controller look like the kitchen of a trap house

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u/LrckLacroix 3d ago

What is this

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u/Moist-Pickle-2736 2d ago

You drop your controller in the coke bowl or something?

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u/devilsaint86 2d ago

Meth dust all over the buttons

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u/CralorMonk 2d ago

When in doubt use grout, not whatever that is

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u/occamsrzor 2d ago

Are those buttons on the underside of the controller, or the detail sticker on the top?

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u/CyberMycologist 2d ago

Engineer a napkin to clean that thing! LOL!

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u/TopYeti 2d ago

Wash your hands, then wipe down the controller.

Repeatedly

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u/Haunting_Priority786 3d ago

I see I need further explanation. It's coffee stirring sticks pink foam and baking soda to speed up the drying 

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u/waterbedd 3d ago

You could have just melted a bottle cap with a lighter and formed it into the exact shape you need.

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u/International-Dish95 3d ago

Gonna give yourself a splinter

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u/StraightOuttaBrain 2d ago

Not a pop tart, gotcha

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 2d ago

You could buy a broken controller and swap the parts. I just did that.

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u/Victor_deSpite 3d ago

I assume you lost the button?