I've been riding some of these f*mily coasters that some of these parks are putting up. JUST FOR THE CREDITS. That's all. I need to get my numbers up.

The problem is that while in the queue line I explain to the uninformed GP's that these family rides are a terrible trend and parks should invest in gigas instead, and even said to the ride operator "I'm counting this as a credit but technically this is a flat ride even though it's a coaster," I couldn't help but enjoy them.

They're smooth, they're fun, they usually have short lines and you don't get sore when you ride them over and over and over again for dozens of laps (allegedly). I keep finding myself smiling even though there's basically no forces and only like a 25 foot drop. It makes no sense.

I'm sorry I just wanted to confess this to someone. I like family rides. I don't know how to stop. 😢

In all fairness that other stuff helped a lot too, just enough to feel almost okay.

On a side note my wallet seems to have slipped out of my pocket and booked me three nights at a cheap AirBnB like 10 km away from Canada's Wonderland for labor day weekend. Any advice on where to start?

Throughput is terrible

anyway my non thoosie fiancée has decreed that GP stands for “gregular person” so I guess that’s just how it is from now on, sorry guys

I’ve been a longtime lurker round these parts and just let me tell you I like being stapled when possible. I’m not trying to fall out and die on first drop. I’ll even do an extra click if possible. I think it scratches the same itch in my brain that the weighted blanket my mom gave me for nap time. I still feel all the Gs and I feel very safe. But now that I’m older I’m wondering if it’s time to feel this airtime people talk about and how I go about it. Or should I just keep myself snug as a bug in a rug?

On r/ruinsyourtrain of all places. I demand this user banned for eternity

This creepy guy messaged me on Grindr a few years back and I had the perfect response up my sleeve.

fyi: selamat hari kemerdekaan is "Happy Independence Day" in malay, and malaysia's independence day falls on August 31st

Kinda ridiculous ngl