r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 3h ago
Explain yourself
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I'm waiting
r/shittyaskreddit • u/AbyssalRedemption • 36m ago
I'm hammered af, how do I sober up in 5 minutes?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 3h ago
What’s faster than an escalator? An esca-sooner.......................
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/HorsefaceWithNoName • 2h ago
What if Morrissey and Robert Smith got switche at birth
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so Morrissey ended up with The Cure and Rober Smith ended upw tith The Smiths wouldn't that make mroe senese
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 9h ago
Do Gay Elephants 69 standing up?
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How convenient.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/HorsefaceWithNoName • 1h ago
why does Reddit close up the double spaces after the period when I type??
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I like putting double space after a period. Doing so makes things easier to read. Damn you, reddit!!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 12h ago
Is there a Gay charging station? I think my Gaytank is out of Gay.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 8h ago
I drank a Wee Heavy one time and didn't gain any weight from it. Can I sue the actual beer style for false advertisement?
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Real talk, it was absolutely delicious
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 6h ago
Freeball daily day 154. 5 months of no undies for me haha. You all got some on today?
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I might stop doing these boring posts after this one.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Select-Hour-831 • 14h ago
I want to make a milkshake that’ll bring all the boys to the yard. What ingredients should I use?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 7h ago
Would anybody like to come to the pube with me for a drink?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 6h ago
GTA 6 has a fatass latina protagonist. What's next? A midget tranny protagonist for GTA 7?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 1d ago
We’re in year 7 of the COVID pandemic, are you all still isolating and home?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Meluvius • 23h ago
Magic mushroom fungi good to eat and happy? Will happy if eat toenail fungus or no?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Splattered_Smothered • 18h ago
If your ass sucks canal water, do you stick a straw up your anus to suck up the water? Or simply sit down in the canal and suck away?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Local_Chapter3604 • 1d ago
What do biblically accurate penises look like?
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