r/shittyaskreddit • u/AbyssalRedemption • 1h ago
I'm hammered af, how do I sober up in 5 minutes?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 4h ago
What’s faster than an escalator? An esca-sooner.......................
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/HorsefaceWithNoName • 3h ago
What if Morrissey and Robert Smith got switche at birth
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so Morrissey ended up with The Cure and Rober Smith ended upw tith The Smiths wouldn't that make mroe senese
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 1m ago
In the 90s & 00s would you have taken a course in outside defecation taught by Patrick Swayze?
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Patrick Swayze teaching a four part course in the art & skill of shitting outside.
"Never trust a man without a shovel. He will shit anywhere without burying his shit"
"Feel the air flow around your testiclees"
"Watch where you shit, not who is watching you take a shit. Just don't give a shit if someone is watching you shit"
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 11m ago
Am I too critical of white people?
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As a white person
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 11h ago
Do Gay Elephants 69 standing up?
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How convenient.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/HorsefaceWithNoName • 2h ago
why does Reddit close up the double spaces after the period when I type??
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I like putting double space after a period. Doing so makes things easier to read. Damn you, reddit!!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 13h ago
Is there a Gay charging station? I think my Gaytank is out of Gay.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 9h ago
I drank a Wee Heavy one time and didn't gain any weight from it. Can I sue the actual beer style for false advertisement?
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Real talk, it was absolutely delicious
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 7h ago
Freeball daily day 154. 5 months of no undies for me haha. You all got some on today?
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I might stop doing these boring posts after this one.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Select-Hour-831 • 15h ago
I want to make a milkshake that’ll bring all the boys to the yard. What ingredients should I use?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 7h ago
GTA 6 has a fatass latina protagonist. What's next? A midget tranny protagonist for GTA 7?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 8h ago
Would anybody like to come to the pube with me for a drink?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 1d ago
We’re in year 7 of the COVID pandemic, are you all still isolating and home?
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