r/shittyfoodporn 3h ago

screamin brand pizza is shitty

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Ive never been one to turn away pizza. sad excuse of pizza at a ridiculous price

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u/EdgemasterBP-84 2h ago

We know his tastes he prefers Digorno. Enough said

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u/IIlIIllIIllIIllIIllI 2h ago

😂 first thing I thought. That shit shouldn't even be considered pizza

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u/Kahnza 2m ago

Years ago Digiorno was actually good

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u/gmanasaurus 3h ago

I don't remember it being terrible, but for the price, I'd rather pay $4-5 less and get a Tombstone

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u/OOOdragonessOOO 3h ago

id rather a digiorno pizza. I'm glad i bought one of each lol. I'll try the leftovers cold and see if it hits different. but i won't be buying this again.

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u/Kelsaris 2h ago

Digiorno is more expensive than a Screamin Sicilian

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u/OOOdragonessOOO 2h ago

it's one dollar cheaper here

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u/Kelsaris 2h ago

Fair enough I guess. They're like 9$ where i am, I just get Red Baron for like $5

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u/UseDue6373 2h ago

Frozen pizzas used to be so affordable and now they’re as if not more expensive than ordering one from a pizzeria! I’m glad Red Baron is still good quality and affordable compared to others. I buy one classic crust with supreme toppings and eat it with a massive salad from my garden weekly lol

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u/ThatGuyFrom720 1h ago

I love the digiorno’s stuffed crust one but yeah it’s like $7 when dominoes is just a dollar more.

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u/OOOdragonessOOO 2h ago

i went to check receipt, i was wrong. Digiorno is $2.50 cheaper. lol $6.49. the screamin was $8.99

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u/creatyvechaos 2h ago

X.49 is a sale/overstock price, usually. So it might be more expensive normally

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u/vediogamer101 22m ago

Digiorno is owned by Nestle

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u/TBellOHAZ 3h ago

I find it to be great for the price.

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u/donkeyrocket 2h ago

Have you tried eating it coated in sawdust though?

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u/TBellOHAZ 2h ago

I think you're onto something

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u/RelaxRelapse 2h ago

Funny enough, one year my brother and I tried all of the frozen pepperoni pizzas in the grocery store, and Screamin Sicilian was the best for the price to quality ratio.

I will say their meat lovers aren’t great though.

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u/rarelyaccuratefacts 1h ago

A few years ago I did the "try all the frozen pizzas" thing as well. Tested every pepperoni I could get my hands on.

I'm partial to Red Baron, the worst was DiGiorno.

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u/Slow-Advantage-1865 3h ago

Well when you douse it in Parmesan holy shit man. Surprised you can even taste the pizza!

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u/OOOdragonessOOO 3h ago

that was my attempt to stomach it 😬

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u/Slow-Advantage-1865 3h ago

Fair, makes sense 🤣

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u/Griffithead 2h ago

You didn't cook the pizza!

It's not even close to done enough. User error.

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u/totallybag 2h ago

These thicker crust frozen pizzas never turn out good. Need to have a cracker thin crust. Party pizzas still have by far the best for me pizza crust.

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u/dikicker 42m ago

The instructions on the back are lying you gotta bake it on convection, then put it on a cooling rack on a pan when it's out, slice it and space the pieces out and put it under the oven vent to let the heat properly finish cooking it then put it back in the oven for 7 more minutes to crisp the edges and then put it back under the vent for a few and then once you realized it's taken almost an hour to properly make a frozen pizza

https://giphy.com/gifs/QVP7DawXZitKYg3AX5

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u/rakondo 2h ago

Aldi frozen pizza would like a word. Some of the most inedible stuff I've ever experienced.

Red Baron brick oven crust is the GOAT

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u/Cybot5000 2h ago

L take for sure. Screamin' Sicilian Mother of Meat is a fantastic frozen pizza because that shit is loaded compared to most frozen pizzas.

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u/GuntherPalakowitz 2h ago

Party pizza is the only frozen pizza worth a shit

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u/OOOdragonessOOO 2h ago

party pizza always will have a place in my freezer.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7btSzePncE8lj09q

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u/RichardsMomFTW 1h ago

I like their stromboli. They’re like hot pockets on roids

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u/ChefArtorias 2h ago

I remember them being pretty good for a frozen pizza, but haven't had one in nearly ten years.

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u/caloroin 2h ago

They're still good and usually you can catch a BOGO sale on em. The cheese pizza is pretty good. You have like 5 brands.. I like Newman's Own pizza but I'll get this 2nd. It is a lot better than Red Baron or Digornio that's for damn sure. The Detroit Motor City isn't bad but it's just way too unhealthy for me

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u/shaun_of_the_south 2h ago

Ahh yea notorious health food pizza.

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u/caloroin 2h ago

Lmao.. I mean.. yeah you're right

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u/Alternative-Aside-64 1h ago

Anyone that starts a sentence with ah yes is always a douche

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u/shaun_of_the_south 1h ago

That’s cool. I hate those people. That’s why I said ahh yea.

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u/anuncommontruth 2h ago

I got one in the spring this year and while the crust wasn't great, everything else was pretty solid. I got whatever they call their meat lovers and it had a shit ton of toppings. Good variety too.

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u/DangleMangler 1h ago

It looks like an Italian funnel cake.

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u/So-Called_Lunatic 1h ago

They used to be better a few years ago, it like everything else have gotten shitty recently.

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u/ThickReplacement6613 1h ago

I just buy a bunch of $7 Papa Murphy's pepperoni pizzas and throw them in the freezer, thaw before baking

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u/hideNseekKatt 42m ago

I was excited to try Screamin pizza after seeing so many people talking about how good it was so I picked one up on sale. I was disappointed because it tasted basically like every other frozen pizza I have ever tried. It was only marginally better than a Mama Celeste but like 4 times more costly.

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u/vediogamer101 23m ago

One of those brands that uses quirky art and brown cardboard packaging to draw people in

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u/vediogamer101 22m ago

One of those brands that uses quirky art and brown cardboard packaging to draw people in

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u/hazelbear33 2h ago

It looks like you didn’t cook it enough

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u/_picture_me_rollin_ 1h ago

I’m glad all these comments agree that you are wrong.

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u/ObiTouchedMyNobi 2h ago

Screaming is easily one of the better ones. Digorno is fucking ass

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u/gibbonsons 1h ago

I really like their Detroit Style cheese pizza. I get it on sale though.

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u/natziel 2h ago

One of my pet peeves is brands that try to pretend they're a premium option when they're literally trash. That shit's like $11

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u/Dub-MS 28m ago

It costs $11 before anything is even in the cart at Dominos. Premium for $11 nah bruh.

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u/OOOdragonessOOO 2h ago

that was exactly my thought process 🙃

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u/Appropriate-Sun834 1h ago

It’s frozen pizza so yeah… no shit

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u/LeatherPatch 3h ago

It really is awful. Somehow the cheese doesnt taste like cheese and the sause is almost like a taco bell sause packet. The bread is sad and mushy but nkt chewy, the meat topping taste old and of stale pepper

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u/OOOdragonessOOO 3h ago

that's exactly how it was. meat is very bland. unseasoned almost. I'm white but not that white.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8lp6CW7K2fdDGn3xCQ

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u/King_of_the_Goats 2h ago

It’s a frozen pizza, what are you expecting?

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u/Dub-MS 29m ago

No you

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u/Mastodon_Artistic 26m ago

Definitely an error on your side that pizza is only about halfway done. Also pepperoni version is goated