r/standupshots 7h ago

Guilty?

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u/short_hair_zuko 5h ago

Wasn't OJ already white women's OJ Simpson?

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u/Saetric 3h ago

For all but one white woman

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u/WayneDwade 38m ago

Does that mean Clancy is children’s OJ Simpson?

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u/UseDaSchwartz 3h ago

So OJ had PPD?

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u/worldDev 2h ago

Probably CTE, but I think the similarity being referenced is a lot of people think she didn’t do it at all. They believe that it was her husband.

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u/DanielMcLaury 2h ago

I don't think many people actually think OJ was innocent. I think a lot of people believe the police tried to frame a guilty man, and in that circumstance the correct thing to do, both morally and practically, is to set him free. A single murderer on the loose poses a fall smaller threat to society than a corrupt police force.

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u/The_Follower1 22m ago

To be exact what I’ve heard of that (was before my time) was black people wanted him to go free because he was being framed and it shows a rich, connected black man could also beat the system just like a white guy can.

I’d say it’s pretty similar to Lindsay “supporters” because most of what I’ve heard supporting her is women who the system brushed aside. Lindsay reportedly tried to get help several times and warned that she might hurt her kids but wasn’t treated as seriously as she should’ve been. A lot of women in the medical system have similar experiences of doctors just straight up not believing them or thinking they’re just exaggerating symptoms. I’ve seen plenty of stories where if a woman had not essentially gone doctor shopping to find one that would take her complaints seriously they wouldn’t have found a major illnesses like cancer.

Especially when it comes to postpartum issues it seems like those are rarely taken seriously.

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u/JayNotAtAll 1h ago

Those people are fucking weird.

I get coming out about PPD. It is something that is not treated as seriously as it should be and maybe if it were things like this wouldn't happen.

But people thinking she didn't do it all, that's bs.

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u/ChaoticAmoebae 14m ago

A lot is a stretch

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u/StabbingHoboReturns 6h ago

I don't know who that is

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u/6495ED 5h ago

Lindsay Clancy, OJ Simpson, or this comedian?

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u/AugieDoggieDank 3h ago

2 out of 3

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u/reformedmikey 13m ago

OJ Simpson is a former NFL player who likely murdered his wife and another person. Lindsay Clancy is a white woman who allegedly murdered her children and attempted to kill herself.

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u/No_Artichoke_2931 4h ago

Shoulda just answered with a description of OJ. Cuz dad jokes

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u/Zjoee 2h ago

She's the woman who murdered her three young kids, but a lot of women on TikTok are saying it's actually her husband's fault for some reason.

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u/StabbingHoboReturns 2h ago

Oh I'm not on the cancer known as TikTok

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u/Outrageous_Web5985 1h ago

She’s also in the news quite a bit.

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u/Zjoee 1h ago

Good. I'm not either, but I've seen posts about her on Reddit.

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u/gumpythegreat 2h ago

He was a pro football player

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u/HardKase 1h ago

No one is questioning Lindseys guilt. It's her mental state that's being questioned

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u/sharp-bunny 1h ago

Oh people definitely are lol

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u/nr1988 1h ago

Unfortunately you're quite wrong. The reason this case is even being talked about so much is because there's a group that's trying to play true crime investigator and insist the husband did it and is framing her.

The mental state thing only draws people in. Regardless of her mental state, she is guilty even if there is more to be said about mental health in this country

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u/itsrocketsurgery 51m ago

Not a white woman and I still think her husband did it. It was his DNA on the murder weapon not hers. There's a lot of other things that don't add up or make sense like the timeline he gave relating to how long an infant can be resuscitated, or how she was talking with a crushed throat, broken ribs, and a core body temp of 82 degrees. Also her husband's mom thinks he did it. All that isn't even considering the staggering amount of malpractice committed by all of those health care workers.

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u/Vanquished_Light 30m ago

It is quite staggering that someone could view this case in such a willingly ignorant way. She admitted to it herself, her guilt is not in question whatsoever. The only thing up for debate in court is the severity of her punishment, factoring in her obvious mental illness. Could you provide me a link to some of these claims so that I may attempt to look at the world through your eyes?

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u/mateen115 1h ago

You’re wrong I have several women tell me they think her husband did it.

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u/Smyley 3h ago

This is fuckin funny

Edit: my wife doesn't think it's funny, which kinda makes it funnier to me

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u/Lexivy 6h ago

Good swing, but a miss.

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u/mateen115 6h ago

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u/webdevverman 6h ago

Don't let Reddit discourage you. This is pretty accurate and funny

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u/mateen115 6h ago

Thanks l, I’m not afraid of the trolls.

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u/webdevverman 6h ago

Is this just a one-off joke? Or is it the punchline? I feel like the lead up to this could be great.

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u/mateen115 6h ago

It’s a part of a bigger joke I have about conspiracy theories.

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u/jonnykarate158 33m ago

Is this a new screenshot from GTA6?

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u/RowAndRuction 3h ago

Made me laugh out loud on the toilet haha

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u/nirvahnah 3h ago

Nice idea but doesn’t work. The argument over OJ was whether he did it at all, with certain camps in denial. With Clancy we all know she did it. It’s just whether she was mentally sound enough to be culpable, which is not an easy thing to determine at all.

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u/Arcaydya 3h ago

This is the part that cracks me up. It doesn't matter if she was or wasnt. She murdered three children. She wont walk free no matter how "unsound" she was. She can spend life in prison, or life in a mental ward. Shes not walking (lol) away from this.

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u/nirvahnah 3h ago

Correct which is why it ain’t like OJ at all. She’s guilty legally either way, we’re deliberating if she’s morally responsible on top of legally.

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u/Arcaydya 3h ago

Morality doesn't really factor into child murder, imo.

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u/nirvahnah 3h ago

Murder is a legal category. The unlawful killing of another person’s while being of sound mind and body yourself. If she’s ruled insane then it’s legally not murder at that point. I think what you meant to say was “child killing”. She’s not morally responsible if she’s insane, she can’t tell right from wrong then. It’s like saying a dog is morally responsible for killing a squirrel.

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u/Arcaydya 3h ago

I mean it still doesn't matter much. She wont enter normal society ever again.

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u/nirvahnah 3h ago

It’s doesn’t matter in that regard, it does matter for her quality of life personally. Doing life in fed prison is a lot worse than a loony bin.

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u/Arcaydya 3h ago

Ive heard the exact opposite, and the loony bin is in fact much worse. Especially if youre faking insanity

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u/nirvahnah 3h ago

No shot. Her experience at club fed would be solitary 23 hours and outside in a dog kennel for 1 hour. As opposed to loony bin she gets communal living with people she can befriend, full outside recreations, and much better dining hall and menu.

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u/-cumdogmillionaire- 2h ago

She isn’t faking insanity. We need to destigmatize postpartum depression and psychosis so women can actually get help. Maybe we can actually get some funding for research on this subject as well since there is more funding on male pattern baldness than postpartum depression.

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u/Arcaydya 2h ago

Bro. Millions of women go through post partum. How many brutally and systematically murder their children? Children they've had for years?

She's a psycho and is using that as a shield.

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 3h ago

White woman located.

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u/nirvahnah 3h ago

Incel located.

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 3h ago

Yeah anyone who accurately calls you out must be deranged and hate women.

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u/stickymeowmeow 3h ago

Someone nobody’s heard of is just like someone everyone’s heard of.

Ok lol.

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u/SoftWalruses40 5h ago

Or black people’s Karmelo Anthony.

(Downvote me all you want, but head over to black people twitter, read the facts of the case, and tell me where I’m wrong)

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u/ChickenInASuit 4h ago edited 4h ago

I don’t think people are downvoting you because they disagree with you on Karmelo Anthony’s guilt. Your analogy just doesn’t make sense.

OJ Simpson is black people’s OJ Simpson. Lindsay Clancy is white people’s OJ Simpson. Shoehorning Karmelo Anthony in because you feel strongly about the case doesn’t work in the framework of the joke.

Are you saying Lindsay Clancy is black people’s Karmelo Anthony? That Karmelo Anthony is black people’s Lindsay Clancy, who is white people’s OJ Simpson? See how it’s confusing and doesn’t work?

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u/SoftWalruses40 4h ago

I disagree. OJ lived as free man until he decided to burglarize some apparel store. Lindsay will not be walking free regardless of the jury’s decision. She will be confined to prison or a mental institution.

I don’t have strong feelings about Karmelo. I think he was rightly found guilty and deserves to be separated from society, as does Lindsay.

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u/ChickenInASuit 4h ago

I fail to see what this has to do with my comment. I offered no opinion whatsoever on the guilt of any of these people, or what their fates are/were/should be.

Like, do you understand the premise of the joke? Do you understand why Lindsay Clancy is being compared to OJ and being described as “the white women’s version of OJ”?

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u/SoftWalruses40 3h ago

At no point did I mention any opinion of yours? OJ’s trial and hers are vastly different given the fact she won’t be free at any point in the near future.

Making the analogy for Karmelo is much, much stronger given he’s in prison for life and has been a martyr for black people despite his guilt, again, similar to white women martyr Lindsay.

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u/ChickenInASuit 3h ago

You literally responded to me with “I disagree” and then gave your opinion on the trials. It read like you were disagreeing with me about something I had said.

This whole thing would have been so much clearer if you’d have just opened with “I think Karmelo Anthony is a stronger comparison to Lindsay Clancy” tbh. The way you worded your original comment is very confusing and that’s where the downvotes are coming from.

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u/bluejams 1h ago

yeah this doesn't quite hit it. Maybe "Gen Z's OJ" would work?

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u/East-Situation-1669 49m ago

Nope. And fuck this. Lindsay Clancys husband caused this and blamed her in hopes that she’d die and there’d be no case.

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u/mateen115 48m ago

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u/East-Situation-1669 46m ago

Oh oops, my brain got stuck on the comments and I forgot the original post lmfao.

Wait edit: OP, OJ was guilty. OJ def killed his victim. Lindsay clearly didn’t. So what do you mean?

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u/mateen115 31m ago

She clearly didn’t 😂😂😂😂

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u/Vanquished_Light 27m ago

"clearly didn't"??? Could you please provide a link or some type of evidence to the contrary? Personally that sounds like an absolutely ridiculous claim, but I am always willing to intake information.