r/staplercats • u/QueenMAb82 • 20d ago

Stapler Alert Unidentified Stapler

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Two suspects identified in mysterious stapler incident. Investigation in progress, but stalled due to repeated demands for noms. The food scoop was assessed by exeperts and determined to be sufficiently integral and suitably functional for noms dispersion following stapling.

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u/QueenMAb82 20d ago

My error, I broke a rule! These are the Monster Brothers, Blasko and Karloff, aka The Doofodes.

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u/snuffles00 19d ago

I think we are going to need to match the dental impressions to solve this crime.

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u/kelsobjammin 19d ago

Correct! Do it follow up with the guilty party!

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u/Japanesewillow 19d ago

It’s the only way.

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u/dogs-in-space 20d ago

r/crimecats might be able to help solve this.

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u/QueenMAb82 19d ago

Another day, another cat sub joined!

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u/Estellalatte 19d ago

It wasn’t either of them. I can tell by that look.

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u/QueenMAb82 19d ago

100% innocent, always!

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u/TurboLicious1855 19d ago

Looks like dog teeth to me. You got a dog? Ask your neighbor...

Lol

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u/Warm-Branch 19d ago

Take a ruler and mark the distance of the bite marks, then match it to the suspects

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u/islanderACNH 19d ago

They’re both so cute 🤭

Trying to look innocent, I’m sure

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u/Catmuffin89 19d ago

It has the flavors!

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u/deborah834 18d ago

It was definitely Stripey. That look is basically an admission of guilt. Voidy only seems concerned.

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u/Serendope-itty 17d ago

Cat on the right looks super guilty.