A less polite stapler

[u/ready-set-YEET]

Alexander's favorite activity is absolutely SHREDDING paper bags. Unlike his brother Matthew, who politely gives intact boxes and single sheets of paper a couple careful chomps, Alexander will attack and tear into the old paper shopping bags (which we leave on the floor specifically for them to play with, since they have no handles)

[u/Optimal-Test6937]

To shred politely, or to shred mercilessly, that is the question. Luckily you have both options available to you. Ha ha ha