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The "perfect hubby" starter pack!

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u/JerseyIsSuperior 2d ago

It’s the default place for a “warm vacation” especially for people who are too lazy to get  a passport, and this image is making fun of guys who stay completely within their comfort zone

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u/JeebusChristBalls 2d ago

Too lazy? The US is huge. There is no need to spend more money to go out of the country to go to the beach when there are world class beaches right here. No customs hassle, electrical differences, people speak your language, etc... Shit, you may even be able to drive there with as much stuff that will fit in a car. Taking a family out of country is a huge hassle from the US.

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u/acur1231 2d ago

You know, I used to hear Russians say the same thing, and always thought it was a bit sad.

I get it, but there's something insular about it. Like the Brits who only ever go abroad to Spain.

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u/JeebusChristBalls 1d ago

Where do you take your family on vacation then? Not every vacation, or any for that matter, need to be some cultural experience.

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u/acur1231 1d ago

I grew up in the Far East, old man was working out there, so every few weeks we'd go to Indonesia, Malaysia or Thailand for a long weekend. Longer trips to Vietnam, Australia, Taiwan etc, and back to the UK.

Don't have kids of my own yet, but since I work abroad as well my gf and I have agreed that we'll probably holiday somewhere nearby whereever I happen to be posted at the time.

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u/lion7725 1d ago

I agree. If there were similarly priced all inclusives in Florida/SC or similar, I would go there as opposed to Mexico or Jamaica.

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u/TheBigC87 1d ago

Fun Fact: People go to DisneyWorld and spend 4x what I did going to 6 countries in Western Europe, and on top of that I could take public transportation everywhere and didn't have to rent a car.

Americans just don't want to leave "God's country USA".

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u/JeebusChristBalls 1d ago

Why would you go to western europe if you wanted to go to disney world? Is it really shocking that taking kids to europe is infinitely less interesting to them than going to disney world? I took my family to Italy for 12 days a couple of years ago. I thought it was awesome. My kids could have mostly taken it or left it. They would have much rather been riding roller coasters.

I get it, you don't like americans. It has been noted and filed in the appropriate place.

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u/TheBigC87 1d ago

I am American.

I'm making the point that Americans don't go to Europe because they don't want to, not because it's "expensive" or a "hassle"

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u/Lonely-Toe9877 22h ago

Lol, if you think Florida is a nice vacation, you need to expand your horizons. 

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u/JeebusChristBalls 21h ago

I didn't say that... but if you want a beach vacation, it's cheaper and better than doing it in another country. I personally don't like the beach but going to a foreign country where they likely don't speak your language, dealing with international travel, and other differences, is not something that is appealing to a lot of people. Especially if I can do the same exact thing in my own country. If you want to do that, fine, I'm sure nobody is going to think about it as much as you are thinking about other peoples vacation choices.

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u/Lonely-Toe9877 21h ago

I'd rather just wait and save up then settle for the trailer park with a bow that is Florida. And traveling somewhere new with a different culture is good for you. It shouldn't scare you this much. 

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u/JeebusChristBalls 19h ago

You are just ranting now. How about you do the kind of vacation that you want to do and others can do theirs. As mentioned, I don't think anybody cares what you think of their vacation choices as much as you seem to care about theirs.

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u/Lonely-Toe9877 19h ago

Show us on the doll where the foreing language hurt you. 

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u/JeebusChristBalls 19h ago

sHoW Us oN ThE DoLl wHeRe tHe fOrEiGn lAnGuAgE HuRt yOu...

That really showed me up real good...

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u/GlitteringLettuce366 2d ago

Florida is massive, Miami Beach and the Everglades have nothing in common. You can kayak with manatees and dolphins in the mangroves, swim with gators in the springs, hike alone bears and panthers in the Ocala National Forest. There are 3 national parks and another 4 national monuments. I guess you can make it a lazy vacation if your idea of fun is margaritaville, but Florida has much more to offer.

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u/thegabster2000 1d ago

Florida is nice to spend a vacation at. A lot of my family members enjoyed it so much they ended up moving there, including myself.