r/starterpacks 2d ago

The "perfect hubby" starter pack!

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u/shadeandshine 2d ago

The truck must have a scratchless bed liner and never be used to haul anything and he needs to take out a 80k loan for it and tell you it’s for the work he does (he doesn’t do carpentry or work in construction or anything needing hauling) and that ladies and gents is how we build the suburban cowboy

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u/AnswerGuy301 2d ago

He hauls eight bags of mulch from Home Depot once a year and that one time drove a big screen TV home himself.

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u/Fuckyourday 1d ago

Used to haul his ego and hidden insecurity about whether is he manly or not