r/straya • u/Doctologist • 11d ago

They took r/Goon

Those cunts co-opted the name and kept brigading the sub with porn.
We just wanted our cheap wine, and because these dumb fucks couldn’t think of a new word, we copped it.

Reddit banned it and won’t allow an appeal. It’s over.

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u/DrSendy 11d ago

u/Doctologist just snagged r/GoonOfFortune and invited you as a mod.
Go at it before the USA does.

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u/Doctologist 11d ago

I’ll do the country proud.
Not like how Raygun did for our country, but how she feels about herself.

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u/Lockdowns4evaAu 11d ago

I’m gunna take this all the way to the Prime Minister. Oh wait he’d probably want age verification.

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u/GoonOnIce 11d ago

OI, ANDY!

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u/Doctologist 11d ago

Maybe that’s why they closed it

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u/dav3n 11d ago

Do what they did with r/weed and r/trees and spin up r/sadtossers to counter it

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u/laid2rest 11d ago

Fuck.. I didn't even put two and two together.. I didn't realise goon and what these new inbreds are calling jerking it were similar..

I'm always perplexed by someone saying "gooning" but referring to slapping the sausage..

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/piray003 11d ago

Fucking clanker

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u/captain_brofist 11d ago

Wasn’t it a subreddit dedicated to the 2011 smash hit starring stiffer?

It’s always been a battle between everyone claiming the title.

Time to take over /r/gooners

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u/getyerhandoffit 11d ago

Arsenal fans are an insufferable lot as it is, not sure you want that in yer life!

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u/Safe-Ad2555 11d ago

just rename it fruity lexia

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u/space_monster 11d ago

when I was backpacking in Byron in 1998 I was 40% fruity lexia

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u/stonertear 11d ago

Reddit allows porn for some reason - obviously there was more than just porn on there.

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u/Doctologist 11d ago

It was just cheap wine, and it got flooded with porn every day.
My guess is because there were reports made literally every day because these guys were constantly posting porn.

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u/lamb_passanda 11d ago

Probably a load of bot onlyfans-promo accounts just automatically cycling through a list of keywords for porn subreddits.

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u/gavdore 11d ago

And what are Nar Nar Goons footy team supporters meant to call themselves without the other teams laughing

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u/Doctologist 11d ago

The Yeah Yeah Nar’s

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u/MPNGHY 9d ago

The Nar Nar Coomer(a)s.

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u/HotChickenHero 11d ago

Is there not some wine/Cold Chisel themed porn that you could post their constantly? I'm thinking along the lines of that famous bean porn photo.

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u/Doctologist 11d ago

I’m sure Barnesy has a few home videos that he’s made after having a few too many

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u/The_dev0 11d ago

I'm so sorry...

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u/Doctologist 11d ago

How did she fall so far.
From one-piece to one nation.

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u/The_dev0 11d ago

She could have been Australia's fish and chip Queen, instead she took the bag and became the bad guy. Either that or she was always rotten and the money just helps her sleep at night.

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u/getyerhandoffit 11d ago

r/cheapwinethreedaygrowth

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u/HotChickenHero 11d ago

Does not seem to exist but if it's there tomorrow and I'm not too hungover, I'll be in the window.

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u/belltrina 11d ago

Valid crash out.