r/technicallythetruth • u/Crasembarodical • 16d ago

Pick it up please

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u/kafka_lite 16d ago

If your dog doesn't poop, take it to the vet please.

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u/Stuck_In_Purgatory 15d ago

Can you take it to the vet without picking it up because it hasn't pooped though

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u/TheumaTheuma-24 14d ago

If he doesn't poop, he is technically full of it.

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u/MaximusZacharia 16d ago

This made me lol on a shitty day. Thanks for the post

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u/ZealousidealBus3628 16d ago

From one stranger on the internet to another, I hope the rest of your day goes much better 🫶🏻❤️

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u/MaximusZacharia 16d ago

Genuinely, thank you.

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u/Zamasu_form 16d ago

Hope ya day gets better twin ✌️

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u/Maximum-Finger1559 15d ago

make sure to pick up the day or you’ll get in trouble

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u/alllclear 16d ago

Pressing on the bowels will help

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u/ZealousidealBus3628 16d ago

Poor pupper looks confused.

My dog is the same breed as this one I think, except she's almost 19! She's older than me!

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u/imyourdmyesme123 4d ago

Wow. 19 is crazy

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u/ZealousidealBus3628 4d ago

Yea the usual life expectancy is 12-15 years so she's going strong

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u/imyourdmyesme123 4d ago

Is her health still good?

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u/ZealousidealBus3628 4d ago

She's on an unfortunate decline, but for her age it's a given.

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u/imyourdmyesme123 4d ago

Well, she lives a long life 🥹🥹. I cant imagine my dog dying 😭

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u/DonEscapedTexas 16d ago

axshullee, both dogs poop

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u/Nabucodorozor 16d ago

Jeez this photo is pure comedy gold.

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u/OldGuyJan_official 15d ago

If you don’t care to pick up after your dog, then toss some toiletpaper next to the poop, then nobody expects it’s a dogpoop

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u/Kelef50 16d ago

I've seen this before a number of times...different people...different dogs...different parks. But still chuckle when I come across it. I must enjoy your reruns.

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u/ShadowExistShadily 16d ago

"'If your eye falls on a bargain, please pick it up.' What kind of grammar is that?"
"My uncle has a glass eye."

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u/Guardian6676-6667 16d ago

Why does the shadow look like a protesting badger

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u/TangerineFlaky587 13d ago

This picture is such brilliant, silly visual humour. The sign clearly reads “If your dog poops pick it up please”, and the guy is literally picking the entire huge dog right off the ground. It’s the most literal possible interpretation of the park rule. Those massive great‑pyrenees dogs are already absurdly big, and lifting one whole dog like this makes the joke land even harder. I can’t stop imagining the park worker seeing this scene.

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u/MemoCremisi 13d ago

What's the other one doing? Checking the smell?

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u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 13d ago

I mean, shouldn't that be a no brainer lol. The fact that you have to tell people is concerning.

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u/BryVry 11d ago

That's such a clever way to follow the sign's instruction. Technically he is picking the dog up, mission accomplished.

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u/Comprehensive-Buy618 11d ago

In my opinion, it makes this all the better that you have a pyr.

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u/sweetevamartinez 11d ago

You need to be more specific 😂

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u/DimensionFar2052 16d ago

whats the dog on the ground doing? it’s it sniffing or licking the other dog’s you-know-what?

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u/Master_Steward 16d ago

It means the dog’s poo—-dipshit!