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Back from the ban baby

I love you all and it’s good to be back.

Peace be with you all!!

How’s Kim Rooney doing?

I spent today just driving around in a small car wearing my favorite mask. You know truthfully, I was minding my own business but making sure other people knew I was around and also knew that I thought that what they were doing was stupid or borderline idiotic or plain old mid when all the sudden the wind caught my mask and ripped it right off!! I didn't even think it was that windy!

I know I wasn't driving that fast or else the people that I was yelling because they were within earshot wouldn't have heard me. That's the whole trick to yelling at people out the window of vehicle by the way, you got to be driving slow. If you want to drive fast you need a bullhorn and a little bit better reflexes than I have after smoking a bag of Kratom.

It doesn't hurt to be inconspicuous of sorts by wearing a mask either. I also have a gorilla mask and a horse face mask. I had some Ewok gloves but they got ruined last year during a snowball fight.

Anyway, if ya"ll ya'll ya'll ya'll are around the River Arts District or RAD as "they" say and you stumble across an old man mask let me know! I'll buy it off you and we can drink a couple 40oz and talk about the good old days when life was simple.

Peace! Love! Dope!

You guys disgust me. You’re sick. You’re nasty. And if you want to get sick, nasty, and disgusting with me, just know it’s going to cost you. DMs open.

Does anyone know which hotspot has the most affordable doxycycline? Tia

Alt account because reasons. As the title says I am a 45+ year old woman looking for a man who is stable, kind, clean, successful, multi-lingual, tall, intelligent, and loves both Hot Spot and Wendy’s- the latter qualifications being non-negotiable. Please dm me nudes. Ttys!!

Atrocious

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Akon is expected to replace the star in the 11 scheduled appearances across Asheville. More info to come.

I don't know guys. Obviously I knew things were bad but I did not know they were this bad! Slack jawed mouth breathing knuckle dragging oxygen wasting motherfuckers

Our forests are on the brink of excessive harvesting, for literally this stupidest reason. Major Falconer is on the 50cal and it is almost empty. There is a giant chance that the price of fuel is going to help drive this economy into a deep recession. Data centers are trying -and succeeding- to kill us! There are two tankers pouring oil into the Strait of Hormuz that isn't being as reported on as it should be! Lt Amberjack, Sgt Rossi, and Cpl Clearboy are dead in the rose garden. AND NOW FUCKING THIS??!!

Jesus christ!! It's not even Thursday yet!! Are we going to make it to the end of the week?? How the fuck can we stop all this? I mean I've seen the movie Blade Runner, the old one and the new one, and I don't want that! But that's where we're headed, yee fucking haaaaa ya'll ya'll ya'll y'all (dont get me wrong though, it was a really good movie) Is Jeff Jackson going to help us out of this fucking mess? If not him then who??

I don't want to say that it's over because some of you have young kids and you have a lot of fun experiences to look forward to including getting a phone call at a ridiculous hour from from the county klink but come on, the end is extremely fucking nigh. Further proof of that as I saw some dumbass at Publix with this printed on their shirt "it's ah sigh ee, ya'll!" ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?

I really want to end this on a happy note but I can't, in fact I won't! I am so sick of seeing popular culture icons laughing at this ridiculousness! I want to Stephen Colbert with a shotgun saying, "let's go get our fucking country back." I want to see Conan O'Brien with "infidel" tattooed on his chest yelling "you think you bad?!?!" I want to see Jon Stewart with Samurai Jack tattooed on his arm saying "there is no future for you Aku!" But nooooo, that's not going to happen because there's nothing really wrong so let's just laugh at it

Fuct.

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Have family from Texas visiting need to know.

Dang meth heads made me messy. Can't wait until tomorrow night

Some prick paid like $300+ for this thing then left it on the side of the road, which is where garbage is left, thereby indicating that it was free to whomever takes it.

What a fucking idiot!

I am now in possession of said bearproof can and have cleaned it thoroughly now asking $120 for it, and I can deliver within 30mile radius for another $15.

Dm for arrangement.

Don't forget to ring the bell and leave a dollar under the pet rock.