Curious if anyone else “won a trip to Hawaii” at fight night?

I received a call saying I won an all expense paid trip but it seems like a scam, they probably want me to buy a timeshare or something. Did anyone else get this call?

*Update Edit - I called her back and I was right, it’s a timeshare pitch. You have to go to Irving and sit through a 90 minute presentation.

Here is the updated band names list followed by the complete list!

Crosswalk Bigfoot
Grandma’s Luggage
Stolen Cannonball
Dingus Soup
Pre Meal Drink
Japanese Spatial Awareness
Aquatic Porta-Potty
Rear Facing Baby
Tainted Beaver
Offending Anus
Lapel Semen
Diaper of Doom
Underpowered Bus
Korean A/C
Forced Sock Usage
Heroic Goose
Danny Thomas Fetish (DTF)
Midwest Poultry Services
Cal-Maine SunUps
Charred Penis
Classroom Python
Clipboard Controversy
Darth Eagle Daddy
Off Key Bridesmaid
Holstein Mailbox
Beaver Traction
Nocturnal Omnivore
Robot Stretcher
Grandpa’s Lust

Full List
Suicide jump Olive Garden
On air hot dog
Austrian Tom Thumb
Dracula blood tears
(Enter name)’s bingo card
Cold sap hand
Untethered mattress
What about hamburger
Upright alligator
Pumped up gorilla
Drive thru funeral
Experimental sliders
40 10 Christmas trees
Paint name generator
Rectum scale
Gods chili recipe
Cold soup
Undercooked burgers
Robot taxi
Submersible stepson
Bear friendly smartphone
Grocery store sushi
5 levels of Oreos
2 year old fetus
Loose chili
Universal wheelchair
Uncomfortable small talk
Yot towel
Illegitimate widow
Typewriter pants
Muscular kangaroo
Machine gun futon
Breastfeeding log book
Waffle stomp
Expired soup
Hologram Jerry Jones
Hamster wheel paddle boat
Transatlantic jellyfish swim
Concussion bird
Reverse mermaid
Chimp wiki
Pennsylvanian crab walker
Thrift store banjo
The devils push
The Devils tall order
Tuna can genitals
Smoked moccasins
Stuffed goat media credential
Goth cheeses
Blue cheese riot
Botox lockjaw
Haitian hurdler
Accidental brothel visit
Mid air bird collision
Allergy bear
Czechoslovakia talent show
Moses and the farts
Nervous toothpick
One leg radiator
Jub origami
Bigfoot tombstone
Stupid cheese
Vietnam hockey skates
Sideline flight attendant
Paprika sorting robot
Makeshift penis
Faulty diaper
Strategic ignorance
Dolly Parton cargo ship
Front door for Jesus
Grape cluster morrissey
Wayward tomato
Skunk recall
Short changed uterus
Guatemalan earthquake baby
Foreskin toss
Morse Code orgasm
Taste testing Jesus
Sweatpants exception
Improvised lasagna
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Weight bearing sweatpants
Rented uterus
Makeshift toilet
Skillet stink
Feral peacock
Uncle Bill’s homemade plane
Cicada apocalypse
Insect time share
Falling iguana
Pre chopped half cat
Cussing parrots
Late night hot dog
Throbbing purple toe
Fecal giraffe necklace
Karate Elvis
Elvis stepbrother
Donkey burp
Gorilla C Section
Online sheet sex
Weekly skunk sighting
Kangaroo bedroom
Lunar Alaska
Sperm Deception
Covid tortoise
Breakroom reheated fish
Panic Only Fans
Twerking skid mark
Dramatic blue balls
Secondhand inhalers
Rat Mugshot
Two headed love child
Portable bidet
On site poncho
Garbage time Jub
Snake venom party drug
Snake milking table
Skunk camera
Conversational gorilla
Unfixed Chihuahua
Unbreakable Cow
Good gondola guys
Mechanical anus (Thumb the anus)
John Wilkes Booth’s buttplug
Rectal pacifier
Insect timeshare
Communion charcuterie board
Botched butt injection
Doo Doo Balloon
Defunct go-kart
Decorative syrup
Pancake soup
Ant 3 pointer
Snickers smear
Mulched dog feces
Dove Casket
Rideable Ostrich
Circling the Skimmer
Drunkard’s Loop
Miracle Anus
Trashcan raccoon
Amish triangle
South Korean squirrel
Raccoon period
Foreskin ring
Breast milk jewelry
Doodoo necklace
Bathroom penis sighting
Pre dawn rooster
Uncalibrated rooster
6 o’clock rooster
Emotional constipation
High tech pig leg
Electric nipple clamps
Head injury owl
Stagecoach GPS
Stoplight Xanax
Moose Feet’s
Tesla fleshlight
Dinosaur denier
The rant priest
Scream pothole
Desperation cup
Drain Gnat
Now cookie
Boot water and berries
Devil llama
Indonesian treadmill
Masticated nachos
Chicken Ritual
Robot ambulance
Unattended helicopter
Orangutan mommy
Triangle Pizza
Post game hotdog
GPS Cat
Trailer Park Santa Claus
Ranch dressing monkey
Lunchroom woodworker
Incest kitten
Imported bookcase
Cobra foaming agent
Cucumber encounter
Vaginal Vanguard
Buzzard Giftcard
Jesus GPS
Cross Stitch parakeet
Ejaculation frequency
Biological Grill-do
Jimmy Carter Sex Doll
Unoccupied ambulance
Mechanical eagle talon
Makeshift marriage
Deformed ghost pepper
Immobile colon
Existing black lady leg
Stiff pudding
Stolen wheelchair valor
Deconstructed enchilada
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Mountain lion chaos
Mountain lion associate
A.I. Confessional
Hologram Jesus
Monty’s Saucer Nipples
Brazilian Elbow Anus
Dahmer and Epstein (acoustic duo)
Backyard Katrina
Fly vasectomy
Cannibal orgy
Chicken airplane hangar
Backyard poultry
Lung fridge
Fingertip amputation
Unsolicited Dick Pic
Urinal Conversation
2 AM Hamburger
Wheelchair Concussion
Treehouse Skeleton
Penis Swastika
Chinese Ejaculate Tariff
Space Dildo
Dil Urn
Store bought hummus
Unauthorized Buffalo Ride
Helicopter Penguin
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Plankton Doubter
Pirate Ship Coffin
2nd Chance Moses Law
Scaled Down Helicopter
Drugged Kangaroo
Doocy’s Zoo Keeper
Mosquito Circumcision
Diluted Urine
Shrimp Necktie
Alligator Jesus
Makeshift Rectangle
Kangaroo Improvement
Captive Camel
Satellite Nipples
Late Night Rubber Run
Freeze Dried Feces
Hemorrhoid Avoidance Device
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Erection Denier
Unattended Chicken
Manmade Anus
Dormant Vag
Defecation Stairwell
Next Level Port-a-potty
Discount Penis Filler
Snake Cutlery
Landfill Quesadillas
Wayward Embryo
Embryo Foster Home
Grocery Store Hamburger
Mid Flight Diarrhea
Undercooked Hamburger
Secondhand Mirror
Xylophone Punk
Tentacle Rabbit
Coyote Census
DooDoo Briefcase
Radioactive Shrimp
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Jesus Coffee Table
Beachfront Doodoo
Well Hidden Wheelchair
Arrogant Rat
Apology Yacht
Audio Bounce House
Duck Situation
Renegade Goat
Corn Dog Debate
Grocery Store Shrimp
Adolescent Raccoon
Tamp Revenge
Secondary Head
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Dog Wheelchair
Honest Mustache
Accidental Hotdog
Robot Plumber
Overturned Monkey Truck
Herpes Primate
Homemade Chloroform
The New Amish
Ceramic Squirrel
Regional Camel
Chili Meltdown
Sub Par Bagel
Sleep Number Coffin
Roadside Zoo
Crawl Space Bear
Occasional Pie
Mountain Lion Surrender
Suspicious Teeth
21 Monkeys
Monkey Pronunciation
Testicle Brothers
5 O’clock Hot Dog
Preemptive HR Visit
Santa’s Erection
Thrift Store Discount
Retractable Testicles
Pawn Shop Monkey
Adoptive Chimp
Uncooked Pasta
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Rodent Excreta
Postmortem Animatronics
Street Preacher
Euthanized Penguin
Monk GPS
Ape Tea Party
My Secret Erection
Bird Garage
Foreskin Leader
Genital Integrity
3rd Place Chili
Big Papasan
ErectionMan
Existing Underwear
Fart Pants
Poorly Themed Cruises
Temporary Dentist
Analog Human
Motorcycle Tunnel
Parkinson’s Parlay
Bird’s Nest Air Filter
Epileptic Marmoset
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Dubious Alamo Collection
Goat Influencer
Decomposing Crab Leg
Wasted Potential
Chaos Giraffe
Ostrich Feets
Skid mark Coffee
Coffee Filter Panties
Cosmetic Camel
Disqualified Camel
Desert Elegance
Blue Baby Bunkbed
Prosthetic Butthole
Fentanyl Barbie
Bluetooth Dildo
Doo Doo Chemtrail
Machete Tooth
Mormon Tandem Bike
Bedside Ashtray
Makeshift Cup
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Tongue Guillotine
Buzzard Army
Short Santa
Individual Erection
Pocket Pancake
Insect Lawyer
Authorized Bible
Elevator Patron
Wheelchair Appraisal
Wheelchair Bomb Squad
Wheelchair Autopsy
Robot Anus
Earths Anus
Bathroom Coffin
Machete Decapitation
Box Store Hot Dog
Suicide Robot
Sewer Politics
Hell Tomb
Cocaine Salmon
Bathroom Senator
Post Show Bear Claw
Highway Hypnosis
Road Kill Raccoon
Wildlife Genitalia
Aisle Baby
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Birth Certificate Mishap
Semen Bunker
Fermented Swordfish
Gas Station Sushi
Anal Ink Blot
Scorpion Suicide
Dodo Tetris
Involuntary Footwear
Diarrhea Caldron
Indoor Woodpecker
Coyote Prostitution
Dingus Monkey
Rented Lamborghini
Erection Alerts
Earmuff Displacement
Communal A/C
Reheated Fish
Kangaroo Permit
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Steakhouse Toddler
Lakeside Shoe
Suspicious Hot Dog
Makeshift Vehicle
Zamboni Zombi
Yellow Eye
CryptoFartHead
Swine Barn
Mutilated Currency
Parking Lot Emergency
Kick Drum Jesus
Confused Woodpecker
Midnight Rubbers
Robot Toilet
Upturned Sombrero
Unexplained Clown
Discarded Burgers
Space Diarrhea
Tattooed Scarecrow
Hot Dog Shrapnel
Upright Raccoon
Amish Santa Claus
Redneck Magician
Reasonable Nut Cracker
Pre-Bison
Pizza Vomit
Fishhook Sweep
Convenient Store Lawn Mower
Repurposed Sex Robot
Instant Decapitation
Immortal Penis
Roast Beef Genitals
Devil Skin
Owl Protest
Robot Surgery
Crosswalk Bigfoot
Grandma’s Luggage
Stolen Cannonball
Dingus Soup
Pre Meal Drink
Japanese Spatial Awareness
Aquatic Porta-Potty
Rear Facing Baby
Tainted Beaver
Offending Anus
Lapel Semen
Diaper of Doom
Underpowered Bus
Korean A/C
Forced Sock Usage
Heroic Goose
Danny Thomas Fetish (DTF)
Midwest Poultry Services
Cal-Maine SunUps
Charred Penis
Classroom Python
Clipboard Controversy
Darth Eagle Daddy
Off Key Bridesmaid
Holstein Mailbox
Beaver Traction
Nocturnal Omnivore
Robot Stretcher
Grandpa’s Lust

Rick and Nick Skinlanin
Training Camp Player Interview
Training Camp Player Interview
Training Camp Fan Interview
Dr. Vaginisimus
Jerry Jones
Ribby Paultz
Jesse the Usher
Dr. Maxwell
Ticket Mouse
Stephen Jones
Mushmouth
Touchdown Brothers
Dillion the Argumentative Teen
Gordon Wireless
Jerry Jones
Deepthroat Informant
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Dirty Doug Out
Mac Brown
Jerry Jones

Full List of Characters

January
Jerry Jones x2
Stephen Jones
Dr. Maxwell
Mack Brown
Jason Kidd
Touchdown Brothers
Chris Chris
Randy Cody
Crazy Prospector
Generic Youth Minister
Michael Irvin x2
Ribby Paultz
Sports Monster
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Luka
Deepthroat Informant
Shorty DeFazio
Norm and the Goose

February
The Skinlanin Brothers
Gordon Super Bowl Player man Interview
Guy Sportts
Gordon Wireless Super Bowl x2
Jesse the Usher
Jerry Jones
Tiger Woods
Chris Chris
Dr. Maxwell
Abe Lincoln
Ribby Paultz
Bruce Bochy
Mushmouth
Steve from the attic
Trip Brillstein (1980 Olympic Hockey Player)
Stephen Jones
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Gordon Wireless Heritage Auctions
Gordon Wireless Fannin Tree Farm

March
Jerry Jones
Political Ads
Jerry Jones, Various Character & The Old 97’s sing Time After Time
Sports Panties
Gordon Wireless Choctaw Casino
(Spring Break Dry Dock 2 Weeks)
Jason Kidd
The Salty Seaman (Lone survivor of the Edward Fitzgerald shipwreck)
Chris Chris
Touchdown Brothers
Nolan Ryan
Tiger Woods
Jerry Jones

April
Officer Foster
Deep Throat Informant
Generic Youth Minister
Dr. Maxwell
Willie Tubbs
Luka
Jesse the Usher at Augusta
Classic Audio
Gordon Wireless at Brookhaven
Touchdown Brothers
Schwag Barker Promo Director
Bruce Bochy
Koko the gorilla
Jerry Jones
Ribby Paultz
SGT Buck Maverick from the field
Stephen Jones
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Jerry Jones
Jay Leno
Ticket Mouse
Mark in Flower Mound

May
Dr. Maxwell
Golden Tempo
Nico Harrison
Jason Kidd
Chris Chris
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Jerry Jones
Mushmouth
Officer Foster
Campound Wake-up Call
Killer plays the tuba
Tiger Woods
Jerry Jones
Jason Kidd
Jub’s Golf Bio
Gordon Wireless at Fannin
Hoops Washington
Nolan Ryan
Shorty DeFazio
Greg Olson

June
Wemby
Randy Cody
Dr. Maxwell
Jerry Jones
Gordon Wireless at Choctaw
Gordon Wireless at Brookhaven
Judge Ken Curry/Brenden Sorsby
Anti-Soccer Spokesmen Jackson Purcalator
Generic Youth Minister
Marv Albert
Gordon Wireless at Craig Ranch
Chris Chris
Clarence Murphy
Rupert and Alastair Habersham
Jerry Jones
(Summer Dry Dock)

July
(Summer Dry Dock)
Tiger Woods
Dusty May
Shorty DeFazio
Diarrhea Parasite Lady
Dr Maxwell
Touchdown Brothers
Jerry Jones
Nate Grit Legal Expert
Chris Chris
Marge Schwimmdiddler

August
Rick and Nick Skinlanin
Training Camp Player Interview
Training Camp Player Interview
Training Camp Fan Interview
Dr. Vaginisimus
Jerry Jones
Ribby Paultz
Jesse the Usher
Dr. Maxwell
Ticket Mouse
Stephen Jones
Mushmouth
Touchdown Brothers
Dillion the Argumentative Teen
Gordon Wireless
Jerry Jones
Deepthroat Informant
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Dirty Doug Out
Mac Brown
Jerry Jones

In honor of Monty vying to defeat the best pool players in Texas this week, here's the video of his 2021 gold medal match. Good luck Monty!

https://www.youtube.com/live/gjMiPWI9wz8?is=KPyW_3tmVFlgPlbN

Is it just me or is Bob just hard to work with, I’ve heard multiple times throughout the years of Bob just being a difficult co-host. First Dan and now corny, he just has this holier than thou smugness. Jake and Donny tried their best with Bob on BaD radio as the third wheel, and Dave is doing a great job, but Bob just drones on and on , and rarely lets anyone get a word in edgewise. Bob is probably best suited for a national show where he’s by himself. He does has good opinions

After all the condescending thanks buddy and talking down to over the years, Charles Haley just straight up squished him - 'ask me if i care, i don't need your stories bro' -- that's an all-timer.

A copy of Norm's book of poems, with an inscription to my Dad, who worked with and was friends with Norm. My mom gave me this after my Dad passed away. The inscription: "To Temple, No illusions. No allegory. A solid friend is the finest of all realities. I am a bit lost trying to preface a book of poems to someone whom I consider a much better writer than I am. Norm."

Y’know what, George is a big jerk. Yes, he is a big jerk. He completely ruined Marge’s life by quitting the swim team like he did. The least he could do is let her live with him on his property. Come on George

Hey, long time listener, occasional poster. Not sure how many of you all have met Ticket hosts out and about in public but it happened to me recently and I wanted to share my cautionary tale. Don’t let their “on air persona” fool you.

I had some time to kill a few days ago so I decided to go catch a movie at one of our fine film establishments. I won’t name names but it’s a place that serves beer and makes pretty decent food. I love dinosaurs and I love Anne Hathaway, so I bought a ticket for The End of Oak Street. I was pretty excited for the movie, but when I got to my seat and looked around I realized I was two seats away from Sean motherfuckin’ Bass! I couldn’t believe it! I listen to him every day and now I actually have a chance to meet the man!

Now, a little back story. I had been sick all week and my employer told me not to return until I was fully well. (I work at a burn unit for orphan children) At this point I was feeling better and was no longer contagious, so I was itching to get out of the house. But the second I saw Sean Bass I got so nervous I felt like I was going to puke. I panicked. Social anxiety was gripping me hard. I’m embarrassed to say but I asked the waitress for a puke bucket. I decided to get some fresh air, so I asked a random woman next to me to make sure the puke bucket still got delivered. There was no telling what I’d do if I got back and Sean Bass actually talked to me.

I went outside to walk around, called my grandma and told her I loved her, then I went back inside. Lo and behold, Sean Bass was no longer there. I thought that was weird, but next thing I know two managers came up and told me that Sean Bass had ordered them to kick me out! I was mortified. I didn’t know what to say, so I got up with my puke bucket and left. I’ll probably never get another chance to meet Sean Bass, but I’m heartbroken he wouldn’t let me see The End of Oak Street. If anybody’s seen the movie, no spoilers please. Already impartial.

Edit: Apparently nobody on this sub actually listens to the show. I thought this was a subreddit for human beings!

If an NFL owner got caught with a hooker at a trailer park, who’s the first name that comes to mind?

Corby insisted everyone would immediately say Jerry Jones. “By a mile.”

Of course, he’s wrong. Robert Kraft is the obvious No. 1 suspect. Jerry is way too smart to get caught like that.

And as a side note: if you’re negotiating fees, NEVER negotiate for sexual favors. You’re only negotiating for their time and company. Pay $100 for their time and company - whatever happens during that time is between two consenting adults.

We all love when the guys go do stuff outside the station. Campound and training camp come to mind. Summer bash. Why not a yearly weekend (week) getaway to a romantic football city during the cool october/Nov period to catch a football game. They broadcast from that city all week and have adventures.

Also, jub band name : F-bomb Conversation

Why do all the Ticket hosts and cohosts seem to make identical sports talking points throughout the day? Sometimes a certain player, play, game, will be the central focus of segments. Is it planned that way ahead of time in morning or nightly staff meetings or is it that that’s all that’s going on, sports wise?

Please use this thread for for random comments and thoughts about the station for the week. If it doesn't require its own separate thread then it goes here. So-called shitposting within reason will be more tolerated in these weekly threads.

Fake Jerry/Steven, Elmer Wayne, Tiger, Steve in the attic and so on. No other person has made me laugh more in my lifetime than Gordo. Grant it, I’ve listened to him for 20+ years but damn, he’s a great impressionist with a wicked sense of humor

Is great.

The e brake caller referenced his sack and peeing, what did I miss?

Did anyone get a complete recording of Fight Night this year? I failed to set an extra recording up on Usave for the last hour.

Matt and Cat if you’re reading this, this is way better chemistry and I’ve only listened to the opening segment and the next segment.

The Ranch Report was bad enough. Having to listen to someone that was mundane, lacked enthusiasm, and generally didn’t care about it (i.e. Calvin Watkins) made it unbearable.

Joseph Hoyt at least seems to care and brings some energy.

Steve Bannon is hawking his gold investment scheme on the Little Ticket. I realize radio is dying a slow and painful death, but I think the Ticket should be a little more discerning about who they do business with. Before you say,” they’ve been advertising conservatives for years,etc., I’d say Steve Bannon is a totally different animal. Frankly, I’m a little sickened.

So they are recapping and reviewing soap operas now?

Just a PSA for all fellow Monty fans. He fills in for Junes tomorrow as Junes will be seeing his daughter off to her first day of kindergarten #MoreMonty

If you're not listenting to the Invasion, you are missing out on Ticket GOLD!!!

Every Monday, we step inside the McClearin Insane Asylum.

Based on the name of this segment, you’d think we’re about to hear some rant-level crazy story that Matt found, some completely out-there experience he had, or just something so insane that you’ll question how we got here.

So buckle up, kids. Today’s installment involves Matt, his parents’ old mattress, and a surprisingly deep five-minute discussion about shopping for mattresses.

Here’s how it all started…

About three weeks ago, Matt’s mom and dad got a new mattress. They moved their old king-sized mattress into one of the guest rooms, but first they had to get rid of the queen-sized bed that was already in there.

Naturally, they asked Matt if he wanted it. Matt replied, “Yeah, that would be great.”

So Matt took the bed and staged it in his dining room until he was able to clean out the guest bedroom. He then got the new-to-him bed set up.

And that’s when the insanity really began.

Matt started thinking…

Should he replace his 11-year-old mattress?

This, of course, led to a roughly five-minute discussion about the entire process of mattress shopping.

Because nothing says McClearnin Insane Asylum quite like contemplating whether your mattress has reached retirement age.

So be sure to follow along every Monday as Matt continues to tell these type of incredibly creepy tales....