r/totalwar 1d ago

Warhammer III Buffed Armour

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u/Orions_starz Medieval 1d ago

I loved the sucked in chest and dessicated look. In the lore dust often falls off the oldest of their kind.

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u/Delicious-Physics218 1d ago

Yeah give me some Necrarch cleavage, fuck what that other post was talking about

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u/BaldyTreehuggerDruid 1d ago

Ig doing necromancy makes you snatched af

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u/SpikeBreaker The night is still young. 22h ago edited 14h ago

In the lore Necrarchs are so busy with their studies and experiment that they forget to feed. That's while they are emaciated af.

Except Zacharias, which solved The Thirst forever by feeding on a dragon (like Abhorash did) and raised it as his mount.

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u/Zanos 15h ago

Necrarchs are largely sustained by pure dark magic and feed less than other vampires. Its being a constant pump of dark magic that makes them look even more fucked up than most vampires.

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u/bromosexual 1d ago

"Ah yes the classic gooner chud. Not willing to see vampires in their media unless they have the figure of an anime girl and their tits are out every 5 seconds"

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u/Orions_starz Medieval 23h ago

It is easy to see this reddit's double standard between the posts. This has upvotes because canonically they're male vampires and that can be upvoted. But the other post has females and they have breasts and that must be down voted. 

I truly hate the fedora tipping, "m'lady"-ing, holier than thou, sanctimonious hypocrisy!

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u/Hollownerox Eternally Serving Settra 23h ago

The fact you came into this thread to embarass yourself on this topic a second time because you projected yourself onto this, entirely without context, comment is peak comedy.

Like it is impressive how you just leaped in for a chance to humilate yourself further.

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u/Orions_starz Medieval 22h ago

It's not like you prudes ever stop. I see male skin has no problem with you. 

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u/WWnoname 1d ago

So... are they flapping it while running?

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u/OnlyTrueWK Shut up, Daemon! 1d ago

Yeah I wonder how those wing thingies look in combat tbh; both for the Necrarch and the Lahmian.

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u/MAJ_Starman 19h ago

I doubt there's enough meat in that ass for it to flap.

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u/Smearysword866 21h ago

It is kinda funny how the bloodline that is all about seduction is getting more armor while the ugly ones are now more revealing. You would have thought it would have been the opposite.

Then again ca did pull this twist when they added dark elves devoted to slaanesh last year. Like you wouldn't have expected them to be covered in armor either.

I wonder if ca is not allowed to add stuff like that anymore

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u/keat_tiyos 1d ago

the middle look like female's sister.

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u/Sabbathius 22h ago

I really like these Princess Leia on GLP1 outfits.