r/totalwar 18h ago

Warhammer III Random appreciation post

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I’d never played anything from the Total War series before, let alone Warhammer. During the Steam sales, I bought Warhammer 3. I’d already played a few real-time strategy games and a few 4X games in the past, but my goodness, nothing compares to this game!

I’m 35, I’ve got a rubbish full-time job and not much free time, and I’ve always spent what little I have on gaming. But it had been years since I’d experienced anything like this. Within a week, I’d bought Warhammer 1 and 2 to get all the factions, plus another €35’s worth of DLC. All that before I’d even finished the bloody tutorial. I spend two or three hours on it every day, and I learn something new every day. I try out a new faction, try to work out how to play it, and this is teaching me to recognise them when I come up against them as enemies. This isn’t a game, it’s a bloody religion, and I’m glad I stumbled across it by chance. And that’s it, I’m proud to have entered this world, and I never want to leave it.

Picture credits: 涂未卜 - pixiv

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u/FilthyOrganick 18h ago

Nah the game sucks

~FilthyOrganick, 9865hrs playtime on record

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u/LioGiu-91 17h ago

Now that is dedication, Commander. I'm at about 80hrs, feeling like I just finished the tutorial 🤣

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u/Nannerpussu 17h ago

feeling like I just finished the tutorial

You have not

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u/FilthyOrganick 14h ago

Not even sure if I’ve finished the tutorial yet

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u/Nannerpussu 14h ago

200 hours here, I think I'm getting close.

EDIT: Just saw you are the 9000 hour guy, I prostrate myself before your tutorial experience.

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u/LioGiu-91 14h ago

This one killed me, Sir 🤣

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u/dumbcringeusername 15h ago

Oh man. I've put probably 400 across different games and I still got no idea what I'm doing. Good luck

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u/Minsoa 15h ago

Im 400 hours in and I know I have an stupid amount of content to play (only finished 8 campaigns so far) and thats not even taking into account the huge amount of side content I've been watching about lore and gameplay.

This game is awesome and Im glad youre also hooked, it is indeed a treat.

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u/General_Cheetah4724 14h ago

ive only got 7000 across all 3. do i even play warhammer?

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u/majnuker 5h ago

4k hours here. It's a deliciously wrapped poopsock that is terribly fun to smash into other shit.

I fucking love this game!

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u/Lore_86 18h ago

Always nice to see positive posts here every now and then!

What's your favourite faction so far?

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u/hugganao 18h ago

the one with boobs

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u/Lukthar123 18h ago

I love the tree with boobs

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u/Gungan-Gundam 18h ago

Drycha the Briarmaven of Woe?

Whatever floats yer boat but beware of splinters...

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u/IWantMoreSnow 18h ago

Splinters? I bet Drycha is smooth af, hard on the outside, soft on the inside.

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u/ciaphas-cain1 17h ago

That’s what her elf concubines said before they died of blood loss, nine months later drycha had saplings

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u/snapekillseddard 7h ago

Bro, I'm here for the bush.

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u/Impossible_Mud_3517 17h ago

But does wood float?

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u/rincematic 17h ago

With the correct mods that would be all of them. Not that I know any of those, god forbids.

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u/Falceon 2h ago

I'd even say allegedly there are very in depth quest mods around said subject.

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u/murkgod 18h ago

High Elves because they have pretty princesses and maidens slaying demons.

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u/LioGiu-91 18h ago

That’s too difficult a question. For now, I’ll go for Katarin, Kislev, but only because it’s the only campaign I’ve won 🤣

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u/TheRealIvan Fire and Blood 18h ago

If you can win as Kislev then you are doing well!

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u/LioGiu-91 18h ago

Thanks, but be careful. I won in the Realms of Chaos, not in the Immortal Empires. I found it easier. 😵‍💫

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u/Wild_Marker I like big Hastas and I cannot lie! 17h ago

RoC Katarin is still an achievement! It's still a constant onslaught coming at you.

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u/LioGiu-91 15h ago

Well, thanks,that does boost my self-esteem a little, but I feel I still have a world of learning ahead of me.

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u/Wild_Marker I like big Hastas and I cannot lie! 15h ago

Well I don't know how things are in today's version but I remember in 1.0 Katarin's RoC campaign was one of the most defensive. She's like that in IE too, that position of hers is surrounded by problems and expanding just expands your selection of problems!

Happy warmongering.

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u/LioGiu-91 14h ago

That’s true, and in fact I didn’t expand much. But I achieved the impossible through diplomacy, and by the endgame I was surrounded by allies. In the end, thanks to this, I was able to focus on the four Realms.

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u/UnidentifiedDipteran 14h ago

Still an accomplishment if you are strarting out, though. The RoC map is much less crowded than the IE one, but I'd say RoC Katarin is still relatively challenging. It was my first WH3 campaign and I really liked how it kept me on my toes.

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u/alaskanloops 11h ago

Playing her now! So much fun, great hammer and anvil race

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u/Orions_starz Medieval 17h ago

Vampire counts are the best race, and they're finally getting some love from CA... Just in time to be enslaved by Nagash.

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u/Lore_86 17h ago

I am so ready for that Neferata campaign

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u/lovingpersona 13h ago

For now I'd say Teclis.

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u/kharathos The Byzantine Empire 18h ago

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u/BurnTheNostalgia 17h ago

I want to be their little peepee pisspiss boy.

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u/Yitzben 16h ago

There's still time to delete this

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u/BurnTheNostalgia 13h ago

But I just like a woman that will actually just kill me.

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u/ciaphas-cain1 18h ago

Allarielle looking like she’s from the wheel of time

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u/MillorTime 18h ago

No braid to tug, but the skirt could use a straightening

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u/ciaphas-cain1 17h ago

She’s looking very Berelain or maybe colavere

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u/MillorTime 17h ago

Faile hates this

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u/Estellus Remember Gilgalion 16h ago

Got that signature look of Aes Sedai superiority too.

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u/ciaphas-cain1 4h ago

How many dozen warders does she have, she’s definitely a green

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u/Smarackto 18h ago

Missing Miao Ying

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u/MulatoMaranhense We are the Huns! 18h ago

And Elspeth and the twins...

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u/Professional-Day7850 This area needs deforestation 14h ago

The twins are right there!

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u/Smarackto 8h ago

No i mean important characters/j

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u/tempest51 3h ago

No mention of Repanse?

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u/mechlordx 16h ago

Is it weird that, in fan art, Morathi is typically the least Enhanced?

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u/AltusIsXD 13h ago edited 11h ago

Well she’s the most obvious. You can go ingame right now and look at her boobs upclose. You already know her size.

The other WF girls are much more modestly dressed (usually) so you can’t see their boobs, which leads to you imagining a size for them in your mind.

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u/L0kiMotion 5h ago

IMO, that makes her more attractive. I just don't find the art with cartoonish sizes to be particularly appealing.

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u/venom259 18h ago

They're trying to decide where to eat.

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u/Orions_starz Medieval 17h ago

I can see it! Morathi wants something spicy like Southern Cathay!  The lady wants some creamy tilean food. Isabella doesn't care as long as they have wine! Tzarina's upset that she's already on her third glass and doesn't want to carry her home. Ulrika doesn't care as long as it's not Stirland food. Finally Arriella(misspelled) is secretly happy to just be invited but can't show it obviously even though Morathi plans to stick her with the bill.

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u/Designer-Date-6526 17h ago

That's great to hear. May I recommend you play the friendliest of the beginner friendly campaigns, Karl Franz of the Friendly empire.

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u/LioGiu-91 14h ago

I swear, they were among the first ones I tried, but I found it incredibly difficult to keep the empire united, my allies were being wiped out within a few turns, but I’ll definitely give it another go. I’ve also picked up the Elspeth DLC, just in case.

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u/Gurablashta 13h ago

That sounds like a typical Karl campaign.

Source: have over 100 games across 3 games as Franz

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u/redbird7311 12h ago

Karl was a beginner friendly campaign, but with all of the threats and so on added, his start is quite difficult.

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u/Loserblast 16h ago

Summon the elector counts!

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u/MulatoMaranhense We are the Huns! 16h ago

The nation calls!

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u/UnidentifiedDipteran 13h ago

This! The Empire is the safest and most peaceful place in the Old World. Don't mind the Beastmen horde two days from Altdorf. Or the Greenskin tribe currently attacking Middenland. Or the occasional Norscan raiders. Or the undead hordes in Sylvania and the Grey Mountains. Or the followers of Nurgle messing around in Hochland. Or the rodents of unusual si-Gets shot by a witch hunter

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u/Chewacala 17h ago

Ulrika get out of there you ain't a legendary lord

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u/Scared-Opportunity28 12h ago

Plus she can't be recruited by evil factions lmao.

She's recruited by the empire or Kislev

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u/Sokoly 12h ago

Didn’t they just say Neferata can recruit her though?

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u/Scared-Opportunity28 12h ago

O... Honestly I'm not keeping up so I can reach 1k hours played discovering new things with this last dlc

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u/SniBzHD 16h ago

Ah yes, plenty of randomness in this random picture, op

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u/Vtmasquerade Kraken Lord Of Karond Kar 18h ago

A new battle brother joins our ranks! Welcome. What's your favorite race and factions so far.

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u/EinFahrrad 17h ago

I started out like you. Bought Warhammer 2 because my kid liked big fantasy monsters and dinosaurs. Got Warhammer 1 soon after because I thought those Vampires seemed bloody cool. Got everything else with subsequent sales in the months to follow. These days I got just over 2000 hours in Warhammer 3 and that number will keep climbing for some time yet.

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u/LioGiu-91 14h ago

It’s lovely to see parents making time for games like this. I don’t have any children myself, and the idea does worry me a bit, given how little time I manage to set aside for gaming at the moment.

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u/BunnyRabbit767 13h ago

I wish Morathi raided my village.

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u/baddude1337 18h ago

For all the issues the game has plus CA blundering their way through support at times it still is one of my favorite and most played games. There really is nothing else like it and the sheer amount of content in the game is staggering.

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u/AngryXaela 17h ago

Yeah right, you just wanted to post boobs.

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u/LioGiu-91 16h ago

To be honest, I’m more of a feet person. 😏

Joking aside, though, I uploaded the first image I found in my gallery because I use it as my wallpaper; I didn’t see it as anything sexualised, perhaps because I’ve been married for 10 years.

I just thought the artist deserved some exposure, that’s all.

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u/thedrizztman 16h ago

Brother, I've been married for 15 years, and the FIRST thing I saw was Allarielle literally framing her tits. lol

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u/Real-Armadillo-544 12h ago

Right? Like wtf is that take?

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u/LioGiu-91 15h ago

I swear, mate. There are tens of hundreds of sites where you can have a bit of a play around; I wasn’t thinking of this one when I shared this drawing.

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u/renaldi21 18h ago

I always find that Aranessa Saltspite is more on the gray side

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u/OnyxWolf141 15h ago

One of the women in the picture has decimated hundreds of factions in many of my playthroughs

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u/LioGiu-91 14h ago

I genuinely wonder which one.

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u/OnyxWolf141 10h ago

Alarielle. when and if she gets her hands on the sword of Khaine she commonly slaughters her way through 1/3 of the map and sits happily at strength rank one

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u/ByzantineBasileus 18h ago

Morathi needs her toenails clipped.

I don't know why that is the first thing I noticed, but it is grossing me out.

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u/criminal-tango44 18h ago

no she doesnt

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u/ByzantineBasileus 18h ago

In a competition between my eyes and what someone of Reddit tells me, my eyes always win.

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u/MulatoMaranhense We are the Huns! 16h ago

You are strong and wise.

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u/PepegaClapWRHolder 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GrMRh6ukoIMhpkeTHM
I see where this is going….

(Where is Elspeth and the Sisters of Twilight?)

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u/Yitzben 16h ago

Remember: it's always a good idea to immediately hire a second lord to follow your main army.

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u/RedditGodot 15h ago

Now I kinda want a warhammer fantasy anime...

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u/Alapho 15h ago

Have you tried mods ? They really raise the game to the next level :)

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u/LioGiu-91 14h ago

Not at the moment, let’s just say I’m swamped by the sheer amount of vanilla content already in the game, in fact, that’s one of the reasons why I’m enjoying it so much. But the time for mods will definitely come.

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u/Efficient-Writer2014 12h ago

I would recommend the mods that add more immersion like more gun smoke and the ones that add climate change or day and night cycles.

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u/DDGBuilder 13h ago

Welcome! It really is an incredible game despite the saltiness people have for it sometimes. Now's a great time to get in, too.

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u/Efficient-Writer2014 13h ago

The lore is also really interesting too.

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u/Kamzil118 9h ago

Love this artist.

Welcome to the Total War and turn the world into your canvas.

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u/BigSwein 8h ago

Now where my twin gals Naestra&Arahan?

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u/not_wingren 9h ago

gooner slop

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u/Fristale 18h ago

Ulrika is on the good side in lore tho

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u/GrasSchlammPferd Swiggity swooty I'm coming for that booty 17h ago

It's a little complicated

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u/baddude1337 17h ago

Kinda. Things get very messy in the End Times canon.

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u/Kopejka 17h ago

Good baddies vs bad baddies

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u/mtma_kebab 17h ago

This is something that comes into my mind time and again. I've been on the Total War journey starting on Warhammer 2. I had played TW before, but I found it to be very same-ish between factions, in part because of the limitations of historical titles in regard to variety, and in part because I was a stupid teenager who couldn't appreciate a historically-accurate portrayal of warfare. But much like Age of Mythology introduced big monsters and heroes into Age of empires, so did TW:W, and I just obsessed over it.

I've been following this game through high and low, from the big awesome releases of the Warhammer 2 DLC, to the weird launch of WH 3 and it's eventual almost death. I haven't played as much of 3 as I wanted, due to having a more demanding job nowadays, but I still love this game series so much.

Even with all its issues, lackluster sieges, desperate need for a Lizardmen rework (my beloved), and overall difficulty in updating and communication on CA's part; it is just a fun awesome game.

All of my issues disappear into the void when I set up a line of Saurus spears against an incoming charge of chaos cavalry; or when I manage a perfect Imperial artillery strike against an army of Orcs and Goblins; or when I unleash my Druchii raid parties against High-Elf settlements.

When we stop focusing on the minutia and appreciate the full game for what it is, we notice the amount of passion and work that went into putting such a huge setting together, and all the pieces and parts that work with eachother to make it work, even if sometimes they skip a gear or two...

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 16h ago

Beautiful art... :)

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u/thedrizztman 16h ago

lol There's always an artwork with the hot elf literally framing her tits. Really draws the weebs in.

Also, I agree with you.

As much hate as the game gets by long time fans of the series, you can't deny that the entirety of the series is a technical marvel that CA don't get enough credit for.

To have nearly the complete roster of Warhammer fantasy factions coexisting in a single ecosystem that spans over a decade of production is literally amazing and, I would argue, completely unprecedented.

Yes, there are persistent bugs, no, it's not perfect, and at times, it's had some REAL issues. But even now....The End Times DLC is getting me hyped to get back into the game. Even now, I feel that 'one more turn' itch. I have multiple thousands of hours and dozens of completed campaigns with this game, and you bet your fucking ass I'm getting hyped to roll around with Necro-daddy and subjugate the entire planet.

Glad to have you on the team. Strap in.

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u/LioGiu-91 14h ago

Well, I didn’t know anything about the Warhammer universe before this game. I’m literally discovering everything bit by bit from this game, and it’s absolutely brilliant. I haven’t just found a single game, but a whole universe.

Anyway, thanks. I’m really pleased to be part of it now.

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u/Glass-Toe6315 18h ago

Holy, now that's what i call art

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u/Dreadedvegas 17h ago

Can we not have another sub inundated with gooner content

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u/LioGiu-91 14h ago

To be honest, that wasn’t my intention. I’m so used to watching anime that I didn’t realise some people might find them oversexualised. I just thought it was a brilliant piece of art; I’ve actually got it as my computer wallpaper.

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u/JimmyBoombox 14h ago

Is this gooner content in the room with us right now?

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u/RedditGodot 15h ago

Humans are made to procreate. It is a matter of survival.

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u/Separate_Crazy_983 12h ago

These are fictional characters. No one is going to procreate with them.

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u/Orions_starz Medieval 17h ago

Those are the games legendary lords. There  are females in this game. You can always leave yourself and take your Prudish BS elsewhere.

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u/DelightfulWaffle 16h ago

You know, it is possible to depict women in a way that doesn't explicitly overemphasize tits....

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u/Orions_starz Medieval 16h ago

I understand that tits hurts your eyes the same way sunlight does. But if you go outside you'll see that there are tits everywhere.

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u/Dreadedvegas 17h ago

Its not prudish to be annoyed at the proliferation of anime gooner content.

Its a Total War sub not some anime gacha game sub. Just look at the comments. Half of them are gooner comments.

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u/Orions_starz Medieval 17h ago

It prudish and unbearably so. You're not fooling anyone. Go tip your fedora else where and see how real women like you. They don't need your prudishness and they won't want it either. Females exist, your going to have to grow up and get over the fact that they do have breasts.

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u/DelightfulWaffle 16h ago

The fact you used the phrase "tip your fedora" and then immediately refer to women as females is hilariously ironic.

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u/bugsnaxjournalist 16h ago

I will never understand people who unironically use the phrase "females". Real weirdo shit lowkey

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u/FilthyOrganick 6h ago

Just because you guys have assigned some word meaning to that word, doesn’t mean everyone else has avoid using it.

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u/MaleficentOwl2417 17h ago

This makes nore sense now that ulrika can join neferata.

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u/sigmarine345 Warhammer 15h ago

Truly Warhammer Fantasy moggs in terms of female characters

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u/Chowder110 14h ago

This is the first time morathi looks hot ngl

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u/Bay-12 14h ago

Dude what is with this artwork?!

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u/QuietEnjoyer 13h ago

Boobs save lives

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u/WeeklyPhilosopher346 12h ago

Trim those toenails, Morathi.

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u/Sokoly 12h ago

It’s not every playthrough you see the Fay Enchantress with doomstacks.

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u/Rixerc 11h ago

I see what you appreciate.

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u/ancapailldorcha 11h ago

I just got back into it after a few years away. Unfortunately, I have to run it from a HDD so each battle takes minutes to load.

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u/MasterpieceSquare696 10h ago

Gorgeous ❤️💅

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u/Siegschranz Tanukhids 9h ago

La Creatura in background

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u/gregthestrange Shogun 2 7h ago

the feet enchantress

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u/Illustrious_Mix_3762 1h ago

Everytime i start this game i think about starting a new faction play through but there is a weird bug where i find myself suddenly playing skaven and demolishing my capital just to rebuild even a bigger filthier capital because that's what it means to be a rat

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u/Th0rizmund 1h ago

If you didn’t play TW, it’s understandable why WH3 seems like a good game.

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u/zenkhalida 18h ago

You can say positive things without hypersexualize the female characters, did you know?

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u/Weird-Earth6157 16h ago

The sub is always full of degenerates,its just like that man...

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u/zenkhalida 15h ago

Haha I know, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't point it out

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u/murkgod 18h ago

But sexy stuff is cool.

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u/Orions_starz Medieval 18h ago

Go away prude and stop pushing your dubious morality on others. Those are the games LLs (except Ulrika) and folks will make art of them. 

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u/Fox-Sin21 For the Lady, for Bretonnia! 18h ago

You do realize the only "hypersexualized" character in this art is literally a Dark Elf that actively runs pleasure cults right? Like she is just that sexualized normally because its how she WANTS to be. Witch Elves, a Dark Elf unit both in game and lore, are nearly naked as they fight. Dark Elf women just be that way a LOT of the time. Dark Elf culture as a whole is about depravity.

Trying to white knight fictional characters, especially one that in lore is exactly as depicted is wild.

Is this some weird attempt to be feminist? Women can appreciate this kind of art too, I have known many that appreciate seeing women portrayed sexy. Actually I have never met a woman in real life that has ever wanted the opposite. Most in my experience want to see powerful sexy women.

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u/Separate_Crazy_983 14h ago

Alarielle is using her arms to push up and emphasize her breasts and Enchantress does not have such a low-cut dress or is that endowed in game. The art is well drawn but it's also clearly sexualizing some of those female characters.

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u/Fox-Sin21 For the Lady, for Bretonnia! 5h ago

That is not "hypersexualized" thats like bare minimum sexualized at best lol. The Alarielle one is more funny to me than anything, not sure who is going crazy for that minor thing.

As for the Enchantress here is official artwork of her. The game didn't use the lower cut dress but she has been drawn with one. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/f/f5/Ladyofthelake2.png/revision/latest?cb=20230430080302

Obviously its somewhat sexualized for Alarielle and they added some size to the Enchantress but ultimately its not "hypersexualized" its just a little bit and why tf do we care so much?? The point of this post wasn't even the art it was just used to bring attention and its a well drawn art piece that only slightly exaggerates 2 characters in incredibly minor ways that for some reason seems to upset you.

The characters don't care I promise you and most women don't care. Getting upset about it is just some really weird virtue signaling. If you think this is "hypersexualized" then you may need to go touch grass.

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u/Separate_Crazy_983 4h ago
  1. I never said it was hypersexualized, but it is sexualized.

  2. The artwork is clearly based off of their in-game portrayals. Neither Alarielle or the Fay Enchantress are as endowed in-game as they are in this art. Fay Enchantress is straight up two cup sizes bigger. Also, your link doesn't work.

  3. I do not have an issue with fictional characters being portrayed sexy, but the fact that Alarielle and Fay Enchantress are in pin-up poses in what looks to be a stand off with the other characters looks out-of-place. Katerina, Ulrika, the vampire, and Morathi look fine. Fay Enchantress and Alarielle stick out comically and bring down the tone of the art.

  4. I am not upset by this artwork, but it is disappointing to see artwork like this become more common on the sub lately. This may shock you but many women are into Warhammer or Total War as well and a subreddit posting gratuitous pin-up art of the female characters tends to put people off from participating in the sub.

  5. "Virtue signaling" is an idiotic term and no one takes you seriously for using it. What "virtue" am I "signaling?" Gender equality? Opposition to sexualization and objectification? Supporting these concepts is bad now?

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u/LioGiu-91 18h ago

I just thought it was one of the best pieces of fan art out there; to be honest, I just see some badass women, I didn’t mean to sexualise them, and it’s not my drawing anyway.

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u/DelightfulWaffle 16h ago

Dude you did pick it because of boobs. It's okay to be honest. At least it would be more respectable.

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u/LioGiu-91 14h ago

I wish I could say that, but it wouldn’t be true, I’m afraid.

I definitely saw Morathi’s foot first 🤷‍♂️

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u/Smearysword866 16h ago

Its funny how some people genuinely hate the female body

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u/FilthyOrganick 5h ago

“Hypersexualize”, I mean women dress more provocatively than this in everyday life. It’s just some ever so slightly prominent breasts .

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u/Orions_starz Medieval 17h ago

I've been playing total war since the first medieval  total war. I wouldn't call it a religion but the franchise is my favorite type of computer games. I'm happy that fantasy Warhammer also had a place in total war, even over the consistent complaining done by some historical fans. I look forward to TW40k and Mid3 in the future.

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u/caos_insurgency 16h ago

Shaaneshi propaganda detected 🚨🚨🚨🚨(nice art)

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u/Estellus Remember Gilgalion 16h ago

One of Us

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u/jutlandd Bretonnia 16h ago

Cylostra? Angry Khorne Women? Wood Women?

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u/Cleverbird High Elves would make for excellent siege projectiles... 4h ago

Ulrika, what are you doing there? You're not a Legendary Lord! Make room for the Sisters of Twilight... Or Cleostra ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Cleverbird High Elves would make for excellent siege projectiles... 4h ago

My brother in Christ, in the back, the one with the Kislev hat with the three gems and red eyes. That's Ulrika. That's not Isabella.

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u/eer_00 16h ago

Ai generated art