r/trolleyproblem 5d ago

Meta No escape from this problem 🤔

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u/SpaceGirlJackie 5d ago

I do think things change when the single person is the one causing all the problems. In the usual scenario the one person is also a victim.

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u/Not_A_zombie1 5d ago

The only solution its multy truck drifting + destroy the trolley

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u/SpaceGirlJackie 5d ago

For sure for sure

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u/piewca_apokalipsy 5d ago

What if person tying people to tracks was coerced onto tying them

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u/SpaceGirlJackie 5d ago

Then a mystery is afoot!

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u/Dry_Pollution_5430 2d ago

Do you want to play a game

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u/Voyager316 5d ago

But what if the person tying everyone up is a victim of mental illness?

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u/noiceonebro 5d ago

Or better yet it’s just the trains kids from asdf movie all grown up. All it takes for someone to go insane is their plans “going off the rails”

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u/AKelloggC 4d ago

But he didn’t save anyone, He just killed the guy who tied them to the tracks.

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u/SpaceGirlJackie 4d ago

Sure, someone else is dead, but they can no longer tie more people to tracks and kill them.

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u/Downtown_Promise_937 9h ago

The trolley problem has infinite scenarios. How many people, how involved are you, hpw good are those people, do you know them ,do othera find out. It is simply what would you choose.

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u/SpaceGirlJackie 8h ago

Ok thank you r/TrollyProblem info page.

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u/Dull_Selection1699 8h ago

Right, if the person on the other track was the one who tied people to the first track, I’d probably feel less conflicted about pulling the lever

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u/Cheeslord2 5d ago

'I used the Trolley Problem...to destroy the Trolley Problem'

Thanos.

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u/DatDumbBoi 2d ago

no sir, its spelled as “Thanks” /s

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u/no_name6744 5d ago

Whoever kills the trolley man becomes the trolley man.

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u/Sianic12 5d ago

Kill one trolley man and the number of trolley men in the world stays the same.

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u/Raxreedoroid 5d ago

if you kill 2 however

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u/Honeyfoot1234 5d ago

you get x2 the trolleymanness so that it preserves the number (this is official trolley man law)

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u/Considerable 5d ago

Like Santa Claus.

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u/2wicky 5d ago

So, you can either kill one trolley man and change nothing in the big scheme of things,
or kill five trolley men resulting in an overall net loss of trolley men in the world.

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u/AgainstSpace 5d ago

The Trolley Problem is always about who dies, and how does the switch man make this decision. The real problem happening in the scenario is the lack of a responsible, rational driver in a trolley with well maintained, functional brakes. It's ultimately about public transit funding.

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u/Mojert 5d ago

Even with functional brakes, inertia is a bitch. At least I know that's the case with trains, it wouldn't surprise me if it's the same thing for trolleys that go fast enough

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u/Civil_Performer5732 5d ago

Guess they need to invest in advanced warning systems too to prevent accidents?

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u/jonastman 5d ago

You see a stranger who is about kill the trolley problem guy. Do you kill the murderer, saving the guy who only creates challenging hypotheticals?

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u/Chingji 5d ago

When seeking to avenge, dig two graves.

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u/AMinecraftPerson 5d ago

what a stupid quote. I am killing way more than two people

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u/Chingji 5d ago

HAH. COUNTER ARGUMENT: mass graves. Just dig a bigger hole, idiot <3

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u/Easy-Purple 5d ago

Gotta kill the son too to prevent a blood feud

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u/Intrebute 5d ago

Okay but like, it is an escape from the problem, isn't it? There's no more trolley man.

No more artificial trolley problems. Nobody has to make a trolley decision ever again.

That's an easy trolley problem to decide on.

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u/Bernhard-Riemann 5d ago edited 5d ago

This of course was the Trolley Man's goal; he forced the hero to kill him to save others, thus implicitly accepting his utilitarian thesis. In death he won...

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u/a-Curious-Square 5d ago

Joker type mf.

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u/Prime-Motile 1d ago

Whats in the booooox?

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u/KMS_HYDRA 5d ago

"You became the thing you swore to destroy! It was said you would destroy the trolley problem, not become it!" - Obi-Trol Kenobi to Trolleykin

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u/wolfheartfoxlover 5d ago

But you Still Caused Death, that's not very PACT like of you

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u/Express-Day5234 5d ago

Ok, but what if Batman just brutalized Trolley Man into a coma and preserved his no-kill rule?

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u/Top-Complaint-4915 5d ago

When you kill the man who make the Trolley problems.

The number of man that make Trolley problems doesn't change - Batman

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u/MartyrOfDespair 5d ago

Wow, this is just like believing in the Rapture /s

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u/Stradinator 5d ago

What if I just kill everyone except me, than I tie myself to the tracks and start the troly

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u/CODENAMEDERPY 4d ago

And this has been posted again for the fifteenth billion time. Bot behavior.

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u/TheLigean 4d ago

The real solution is inventing low risk emergency breaks. Addressing the risks accepted as a given in social use

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u/Common-Ad6689 4d ago

The trolley solution

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u/magical-cat-here 4d ago

Yes, the maniac who ties people to the rails and forces other people to do these "no good way out" choices, that jerk deserves to be punished. Sounds like an ultimate solution to this problem as it prevents that from happening again.

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u/ctRJWaltz 4d ago

Just did something eerily similar to this in a dnd session today

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u/greywolf1143 1d ago

Fuggit, I'm tying him to the tracks along with all the people he tied to the track, but I'm putting him ALL THE WAY at the back, so he has to watch all those people die before he does.

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u/Nuquo 1d ago

One last time at least...

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u/tater_tot_intensity 5d ago

Trolly problem ends when a government responsible for the railroad gets revolted and everyone starves